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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>The head of state has called for me, by name</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social</link><title>@jkpkrn.bsky.social - Jack</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lmxeohk2xc2j</link><description>No Pontius thrown from Madrid this half, and Arsenal on auto-Pilate. &#xA;&#xA;More crosses than Golgotha on this Easter week.</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2025 19:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxeohk2xc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lmxd4o6ghk2j</link><description>Terrible decision- no chance that’s a pen</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2025 19:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxd4o6ghk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lmrp4wqick2h</link><description>Really don’t like that Xavi Simons, properly flatters to deceive IMO</description><pubDate>14 Apr 2025 13:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmrp4wqick2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lmqb5rjtr22h</link><description>32 games played and Liverpool have *DOUBLE the number of points* of the team your cousin’s favourite pundit told us would finish above Liverpool this season</description><pubDate>14 Apr 2025 00:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmqb5rjtr22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lmq5r7stuk2v</link><description>Knew he’d miss that putt. Was so in his own head that you could see his arse in his eyes</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2025 23:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmq5r7stuk2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lmpco3weys2x</link><description>Good lord that was terrible. Amazing.</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2025 14:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmpco3weys2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lmjm4sjq7k2r</link><description>Any spares for West Ham there</description><pubDate>11 Apr 2025 08:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmjm4sjq7k2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lmcfnb4k5224</link><description>That’s Koppo hacked then</description><pubDate>08 Apr 2025 11:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmcfnb4k5224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lm5quyry6c2m</link><description>Just win next Sunday and no-one will be arsed about today</description><pubDate>06 Apr 2025 15:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm5quyry6c2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lm5ng7qagk2m</link><description>Wrong decisions being made by every single player</description><pubDate>06 Apr 2025 14:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm5ng7qagk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lm5m5fx4fs2m</link><description>I am still so convinced we’re gonna fuck this league title up.</description><pubDate>06 Apr 2025 13:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm5m5fx4fs2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lm5l4onnqk2m</link><description>Playing like the titles already won. It won’t be if you play like this every week</description><pubDate>06 Apr 2025 13:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm5l4onnqk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lm5kxc2ijs2m</link><description>Pathetic</description><pubDate>06 Apr 2025 13:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm5kxc2ijs2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lm5krblatc2m</link><description>This is why it was so important to win the derby</description><pubDate>06 Apr 2025 13:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm5krblatc2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lluatpkd622t</link><description>please</description><pubDate>02 Apr 2025 20:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lluatpkd622t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3llu7dpulz22t</link><pubDate>02 Apr 2025 20:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3llu7dpulz22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lltdq35fsc2a</link><description>Madrid can get him for free in his prime in five years time, they shouldn’t worry.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Apr 2025 12:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lltdq35fsc2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3llrpjqroyk2f</link><description>The level of vile tomorrow will be one thing, but the level of vile on Sunday at 4pm will be quite another</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2025 20:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3llrpjqroyk2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3lllpuvtaf227</link><description>God i’d bloody love it if we beat Everton. Double whammy of beating them, plus extinguishing any remaining doubt of a late Piece of Nonsense in the league.</description><pubDate>30 Mar 2025 11:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6odhdwlszcpwibrxankfk5he/app.bsky.feed.post/3lllpuvtaf227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jkpkrn.bsky.social/post/3llhdb5zd422j</link><description>Beat Everton. 12 points can become 6 in a flash. 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