All the other Fims Shady are simply pretending to be me. 50-something lifelong gamer. I strive to be the funniest thing you read today. I wouldn't feed AI slop to pigs.https://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3mv6rwuvmuj2xSee these guys? That's what leaders looks like. Unlike that expired pastrami-stuffed body sock that is leading the USA. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6rwuvmuj2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3mv6qw5nad22xHoly shit. Hey, where's her twin sister? Did she leave her on the bloody elevator in that hotel from the Shining? [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6qw5nad22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3mv66bd2tvc2jLast night, I dreamed I caught a Pokemon, and its only power was that it either tasted like pasta sauce or peanut butter, and no one knew which one. Every time I tried to find out, it hid in a box.10 Sep 2026 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv66bd2tvc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3mv3t2mlcv22dPosting this in case anyone needs reminding that #Trump is a lying, bloated, narcissistic, crunchy fap sock. Trump was nowhere near ground zero, and if he were, he'd have pushed old ladies out of his way to get clear of it. #TrumpLies https://www.ms.now/morning-joe/watch/trump-makes-new-9-11-claim-in-his-disputed-role-after-terror-attacks-251352121974209 Sep 2026 15:10 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3t2mlcv22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3muyyakm5rs2cAndrew Garfield: "I hope if any billionaires see it, they're scared shitless". https://www.ign.com/articles/andrew-garfield-says-he-hopes-billionaires-are-scared-stless-by-his-new-movie-the-uprising08 Sep 2026 12:05 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyyakm5rs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3mtjydm4eqs2gHypocrisy is fucking adorable when I do it.20 Aug 2026 19:32 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjydm4eqs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3msv7y55ejc26I'm lovin' it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Aug 2026 13:22 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3msv7y55ejc26https://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3msv7sjieqk26https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-lindell-loses-minnesota-governor-gop-primary_n_6a7b887ee4b07b8d622563c1 I imagine at some point, Lindell is going to look at his massive pile of failures and wonder why he ever gave up crack. #mikelindell #mypillow12 Aug 2026 13:19 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3msv7sjieqk26https://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3msb3g3oc422xHey folks! This shitty looking film is full of AI slop! If you should come across any of the few humans that worked on it, be sure to drop a steaming deuce on their chests. #AISlop #Icecreamman https://www.reddit.com/user/IceCreamMan_Movie/comments/1va0gha/i_scream_you_scream_we_all_scream_for_ice_cream/?p=1&impressionid=6126787960168780442&action_bar_refresh_eligible=1&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button04 Aug 2026 13:07 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3msb3g3oc422xhttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3mrsbqqtfds2bWhy does every news site I go to think I want to watch videos of toenail fungus being treated?29 Jul 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsbqqtfds2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3mr626hejts2pWhat kind of leader arbitrarily applies a 50% tariff to an ally? One that's terrified his days are numbered.21 Jul 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr626hejts2phttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3mr3bv57ppc2cI look at the "it's AI but it's funny" stance like this: someone tells me there's this really funny joke, but it's written on a dick. And the dick is being shoved in my face, and it's clear that the guy doesn't take very good care of himself. "But the joke is really funny!" Yeah... except dick.20 Jul 2026 12:22 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3bv57ppc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3mp73l6fjys2iI somehow managed to accidentally trigger Gemini on my phone just as I belched. It interpreted it as me saying I was looking to end my life. I explained that I had merely belched, and it couldn't contextualize that information. Told me I had said "do the deed". Nah, bitch. Just burps. #AI26 Jun 2026 13:49 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp73l6fjys2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3ml45xeszks2aHey, don't worry America! Sure you got a forever war on your hands but at least you FINALLY have a president who can pick a squirrel out of a lineup.05 May 2026 12:13 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml45xeszks2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3mjz3os7soc2bBased on the completely arbitrary rules I just made up for life, I win. Suck it, chumps.21 Apr 2026 13:30 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjz3os7soc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/titillatedocelot.bsky.social/post/3mj5oklaikk2hSuck it, Big Tech. Nobody wants the AI revolution you keep insisting is inevitable. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:6oexvikdkhl3as3ynoicfd4g/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5oklaikk2h