Pronouns in profile picturehttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mqpvjcxves2wNever thought I'd say this but I ate a burger with no vegetables, for health reasons15 Jul 2026 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpvjcxves2whttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mqpt2pmhs22wTurns out theyre women's best friend too, 15/10 indeed [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Jul 2026 22:58 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpt2pmhs22whttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mqmhdw2csk2wLegally distinct character Zoomrahn Maserati [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmhdw2csk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mqkfae2ol226Trash panda, our greatest ambassador [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkfae2ol226https://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mqjt62are226We're also the most conservative. Weird coincidence, these two things are not related right guys [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 13:43 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjt62are226https://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mqhgh76rks2wMaybe the funniest part about the news right now is that there is absolutely no consensus among posters on whether his name was spelled Lindsay or Lindsey12 Jul 2026 14:51 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhgh76rks2whttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mqczd7vtr223Protecting yourself and your children from being spied on by untrustworthy and unaccountable tech bros is the same thing as flying a plane into the world trade center, apparently [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jul 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqczd7vtr223https://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mq5xlxi7gs22This is like asking my to choose which lung i get to keep [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Jul 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5xlxi7gs22https://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mpyq4iyqhs2xI hope she gets support chains this time lmao #FireEmblem #FEFW06 Jul 2026 18:34 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyq4iyqhs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mpugyutbes2xStanding in my driveway turning my head around like an owl ever few seconds because there's literally people setting off fireworks all around my house05 Jul 2026 01:40 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpugyutbes2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mplvnktlls2kAbsolute scorcher from DRC01 Jul 2026 16:08 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mplvnktlls2khttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mphngxazhc2hIf France wins, Paraguay has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing29 Jun 2026 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mphngxazhc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mpgyqb7uyc2h(Wiping a tear from my eye) Its perfect [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jun 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpgyqb7uyc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3mp4z3vafyc2xI'm hype for new Xenoblade too but right now I'm locked in [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jun 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp4z3vafyc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3movqwq24zc2v🚨THEY ADDED THE POP TARTS MASCOT TO THE MASCOT MODE IN CFB27 🚨22 Jun 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3movqwq24zc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/umbrandrew.bsky.social/post/3moncams6tc2vGood morning and happy Juneteenth! Please God let it happen today because it would be so fucking funny19 Jun 2026 12:01 +0000at://did:plc:6pku3cto7dhl56kroylagmds/app.bsky.feed.post/3moncams6tc2v