Former knife swallower Unlikely to be the Chris King you are looking for. Unless I am. Then I am currently unable to take your call. https://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvvg3jnqhk2pGot my 13yo responsibly obsessed with @dropout.tv and now four family members are spending Saturday night binge watching @smartypants.dropout.tv. Getting money's worth from my subscription19 Sep 2026 19:27 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvg3jnqhk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvurwa3bhs24We're going to end up with Eddie Howe by Christmas #COYS19 Sep 2026 13:26 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvurwa3bhs24https://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvuplpjuz223Unpopular opinion time: 2026 Spence is better than 2026 Robertson. Mikey Moore would be a better option than Marmoush. Danso would be better than Van Hecke. Believing in Gray and Bergvall with Palhinha would have been a wiser use of the Tonali money.19 Sep 2026 12:45 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvuplpjuz223https://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvuox72rhs23FFS Spurs19 Sep 2026 12:33 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvuox72rhs23https://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvunfazumc2nCome on you Lillywhites #COYS19 Sep 2026 12:05 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvunfazumc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvuflnakks2uUsually drink. Usually dance. Usually bubble.19 Sep 2026 09:46 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvuflnakks2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvueombb4s2uOther half is getting a vein done today. Supposedly they give you a local anaesthetic in two or three places, inject a bigger hole which they fire a laser up. Then fill the dead space with a foam, the body then eats. Science is amazing19 Sep 2026 09:29 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvueombb4s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvudg3fjw22zBritish bluesky updates: Weirdly warm and muggy out there (Leeds) More (rain) when we have it19 Sep 2026 09:07 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvudg3fjw22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvrppawcic2uSet designer looking on: "I reckon I can cover up the teeth marks, but if these two carry on any longer, we'll need a new display cabinet!" [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Sep 2026 08:09 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrppawcic2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvrpezznbk2nI was thinking about this very thing this morning. That I get to see a beautiful woman, naked, most mornings. The same one, if that wasn't obvious, and any age group me would absolutely be jealous of old me 😉 [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Sep 2026 08:03 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrpezznbk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvrp3im4ds2nToday's shit latte art, is a woman reverse cow girling Aslan.18 Sep 2026 07:58 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrp3im4ds2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvrotqkmds2nThe key to marriage and parenting, is that you never lose it at the same time. Currently trying to get my breakdown done and dusted, so my other half can kick off hers.18 Sep 2026 07:53 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrotqkmds2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvqng54jvs2zSometimes I like to put on Faith No More's live at Brixton and silently scream.17 Sep 2026 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqng54jvs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvq2bw3oxs2yComing back to this. Am looking at the possibility of leading a programme of work with three or four Service Assessments and from memory, they are just a conversation and it's good to talk. In London every week. Wouldn't expect anyone to come to Leeds (where is @officeofwilson.com stickers?) [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvq2bw3oxs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvpsndftjs2y"Paul Oakenfold is taking over Friday nights on Virgin Radio UK with a new 12 week residency. The DJ and producer will present a three hour programme from 9pm until midnight, beginning on Friday 18th September. His weekly show will cover the early days of Balearic music, classic house and trance"17 Sep 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpsndftjs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvnggsb64s2yAlways be someone the majority of folk post decent things about when they die.16 Sep 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnggsb64s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvmpezftdc2gIt's almost like their copy of Passport to Pimlico cuts off before the film ends16 Sep 2026 08:20 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmpezftdc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvlivpjf5k2bAlan Smith has just referred to that winning goal as scored from a "bouncing volley". Oxy... Moron..15 Sep 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlivpjf5k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvlisjywxc2bSomewhere, Kid Rock is sitting patiently by the phone15 Sep 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlisjywxc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvlgsmxup224We're two games away from someone on a Redtop saying we need an English manager like Eddie Howe #COYS15 Sep 2026 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlgsmxup224https://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvl5qrso3s2rCharlie Red Trousers for dinner tonight. No one does overpriced meals in a basket better. Unless you are outside of a beach front pub.15 Sep 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvl5qrso3s2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvl3gm7fqc2kIt's not the most talked about topic on that Sydney Sweeney thing, but it's an online gambling platform using the Page 3 playbook to flog something to teenage boys and young men. Watch any football, listen to commercial sports radio or sports podcasts and it is all just content between betting ads15 Sep 2026 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvl3gm7fqc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvl27j3r4c2oY'all get so angry about TV shows you won't watch15 Sep 2026 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvl27j3r4c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvkywf3yws2oHe's an Ipswich Town fan. People shouldn't expect much.15 Sep 2026 16:05 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkywf3yws2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvkykog6522oI am stepping down as chief wrong'un, in case people providing evidence of my wrong doing, is harmful to Brand Wrong'un15 Sep 2026 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkykog6522ohttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvk4objyzc2gTelegraph columnist and Reform candidate in 5... 4.... 3.... [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 07:40 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvk4objyzc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mviuqghvts2eCan we all agree that Vivaldi: Winter needs a break from TV shows, adverts and films14 Sep 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviuqghvts2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvir7cp4gk2dFound the perfect knitwear for Palm Sunday14 Sep 2026 18:42 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvir7cp4gk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvhtvaaizc2kIf they made a decent Dirk Gently, everyone would come flocking back to Adams.14 Sep 2026 09:57 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvhtvaaizc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/northernwrites.bsky.social/post/3mvhkdpt2dc2eShe looks as though she is outside the toilets in Options, Kingston. Which did, admittedly, feel like a prison sentence at times. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 07:06 +0000at://did:plc:6qe4mvlliywjfrv3u7bbb4py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvhkdpt2dc2e