Amateur Titanic Historian, Baseball Nerd, and Simpsons quoter. I make money by giving you stuff you don't want every day. The United States Postal Service does not sanction or endorse anything I have to say about anything ever.https://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvdzdqbo7k2xIf not doing a thing can cost you an election, then you need to do the fuckin thing if you want to win the election [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdzdqbo7k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvdtyfl64s2aGOP doing cancel culture smh [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 19:48 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdtyfl64s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvdnhv4jh22dScotland did 9/11 confirmed [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdnhv4jh22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvdmuxandk2bUsing every ounce of my moral fiber to not hand even one (1) single prop to Donald J Trump [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdmuxandk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvdfgy2ick2cHappy anniversary to this all-timer Trump moment12 Sep 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdfgy2ick2chttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvc2h3echs2tI spent the morning of 9/11 before school watching the news with my father and brothers. We all went silent as we watched the first tower collapse, and stood for several minutes, stunned without a word. Finally, my dad turned to us and said "Guys I don't think The Simpsons will be on tonight"12 Sep 2026 02:38 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvc2h3echs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvbysmk53s2xFriendly reminder that this means we are mere weeks away from the 25th anniversary of Derek Jeter batting .148 in the world series and history's greatest closer blowing game 7 en route to letting down the entire city of New York in the aftermath of 9/11. Never Forget. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbysmk53s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvbvwr665k2nThis is up there with the most egregiously stupid cockpits in aviation history. If one of you is insistent you need to do a go around, and the other is non-committal, you shut them the fuck down, take control yourself, and you can argue it out after landing if need be. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbvwr665k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvb7o3tjyk2j24 went on to have one of the most Islamophobic, reactionary runs in media history after 9/11, which sometimes makes it hard to remember its humble origins with Dennis Hopper chewing the scenery with one of the worst Bosnian(?) accents you'll ever hear. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb7o3tjyk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvb72r3s722jHappy No More Eastern European Movie Villains Day to all who celebrate.11 Sep 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb72r3s722jhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvb5muuaks2jHappy anniversary to one of my favorite unhinged pieces of Old People Mail™ I have ever delivered.11 Sep 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb5muuaks2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mvb34d6fos2v"Calls for him to not attend" It was, like, 3 bigoted trash loser family members of victims. You don't have to present their "calls" in the headline as part of the story Give em their own buried story somewhere where the full framing is that they're bigoted losers, not that Mamdani is defying them [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb34d6fos2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mv7252lnt22rShout out to Mary Baldwin University's Program For The Exceptionally Gifted for not knowing how to properly address a letter.10 Sep 2026 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7252lnt22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mv6lbk7lj22rThe story: Mass public access to unregulated AI tools will turn anyone with a grudge into a bio terrorist. The media narrative: Our Benevolent Betters In Charge of AI Will Protect Us From Harm [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6lbk7lj22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mv6kgpr6rk22All other very stupid things aside, literally the only evidence Republicans ever offered for why Joe Biden was responsible for inflation somehow is that he gave us a few hundred bucks in stimulus money. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6kgpr6rk22https://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mv6i4j4e722c [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6i4j4e722chttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mv6dzh3ljs2cA full year without hearing that dumb bitch say dumb bitch things. What a beautiful time to be alive, unlike that dumb bitch.10 Sep 2026 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6dzh3ljs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mv4norjzwc27Where's John Rockafellar buried, I wanna desecrate a corpse09 Sep 2026 23:07 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4norjzwc27https://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mv4irhaa222gIf I take a 20 from a customer at Christmas, I could get walked out in handcuffs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4irhaa222ghttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mv22xsvc7c2fAndrew Cuomo tells young jews "3,000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're goddamn right I'm livin in the fuckin past" [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv22xsvc7c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mv22tthf222fIf Obama had lied about being pulled from the rubble on 9/11, Fox News would have had to launch a new channel just to fit all the coverage.08 Sep 2026 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv22tthf222fhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3muzyxd4lhs2bI think if we can cancel that dumb dude from "The League" over this, we can cancel a president. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzyxd4lhs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3muv32dqqus2pA former postal supe of mine who was a vet casually volunteered to me "yeah I don't really vote that often, but usually it's for Republicans if I do since they do more for the troops" and it's always so baffling to me how the GOP has somehow even won that propaganda fight among the people they screw [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 22:45 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3muv32dqqus2phttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3muuvghspt227Why does it feel like an Amazon plane crashing into a lot full of teslas is the closest we will ever get to economic justice in our time06 Sep 2026 21:04 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuvghspt227https://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3muum2x64222mI love that social media AI slop gave an NBA player with alopecia totalis an afro06 Sep 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3muum2x64222mhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3murylnjc3c2jEvery Angels fan on earth simultaneously screaming "of course it's Doug fucking eddings" [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3murylnjc3c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3munsdymh6s22If you're ever curious as to why USPS is always in such dire financial shape, feel free to ask the supervisor who just committed an egregious contract violation worth a few hundred dollars *45 minutes after signing a settlement for the exact same type of violation a week ago*04 Sep 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3munsdymh6s22https://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mulbu6qv5s2mNot sure "backfired" is the word I would use when the anti-tax party implements something that results in less tax collection, NPR. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulbu6qv5s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3mukhxgcvgc2dGiven there's a 0% chance of this constitutional amendment ever getting ratified, all the Republican plan actually does is serve as a public announcement that Mike Johnson is a scared little bitch [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukhxgcvgc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/usps.bsky.social/post/3muj4s3tmj22tYou know what, I definitely could have phrased this better, but what a fascinating interpretation02 Sep 2026 04:44 +0000at://did:plc:6qzwpgry2hpyc7drprm5d34m/app.bsky.feed.post/3muj4s3tmj22t