If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him. My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky My art: lockwilford.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mu3po7fl7k2vCan't believe I studied engineering to build outhouse photo booths [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 20:44 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3po7fl7k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mu3pmjg3w22vThe most enjoyable project is definitely the outhouse photo booth they want for a one time event [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 20:43 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3pmjg3w22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mu3n7gdgx22pMy to do list at work literally doubled this week27 Aug 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3n7gdgx22phttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyqpvd4bs2yMust suck being at work on hump day and it's my day off and I am going to get in the pool in a few26 Aug 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyqpvd4bs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyqm5u2fc2yJust like Dolly he deserves two spots26 Aug 2026 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyqm5u2fc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyqk4dqec2yMe: *crossfaded and getting in the pool* This is how every celeb obit starts26 Aug 2026 16:22 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyqk4dqec2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyqeqkags2yThere's only half of my second double martini remaining26 Aug 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyqeqkags2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyqanr5lk2yNo! No! I don't need encouragement26 Aug 2026 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyqanr5lk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyq7hqnu22yMe: *reading that blue sky extended upload limit to ten minutes* Finally! Porn I can cum to26 Aug 2026 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyq7hqnu22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyq4j6tok2yAmazing how fast they can repair the servers when another 80 year old dies26 Aug 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyq4j6tok2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtypy5htg22ySorry y'all but heaven seems a lot cooler now26 Aug 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtypy5htg22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtypulv4uk2yGUYS and GALS, start being more specific in your death wish prayers on 80 year olds26 Aug 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtypulv4uk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtypeom6w22yPlease mourn my passing like an ill-timed fart in the wind26 Aug 2026 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtypeom6w22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyp4k3u7s2ySorry you got my reply five times, the upstream servers were malfunctioning26 Aug 2026 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyp4k3u7s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyoxb2fok2yThere's no drunk like expensive French cordials drunk26 Aug 2026 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyoxb2fok2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyow364pk2yWhen the feeds are working again I expect y'all to scroll back at least six hours and reskeet me26 Aug 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyow364pk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyot3kqd22yThe best part about the glitches on Blue sky is one can be going viral and not even know it26 Aug 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyot3kqd22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyoqh6l2c2yBlue sky: *choking on the upload limit of Alf hog* Feed Server Unavailable26 Aug 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyoqh6l2c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyoh73zis2yWe did it!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyoh73zis2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyodldogs2yThings are so bad all we have is laughter26 Aug 2026 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyodldogs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyobs6r2c2yMe: *moving to Texas with my trunks full of dildos* Fuck Y'all! *giggles* [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyobs6r2c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyo5uifa22y[Normandy Beach, France] Seals: *playing in the surf* Me: *thinking of the French for seals, giggles*26 Aug 2026 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyo5uifa22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtynzz7tnc2yOutside of "fuck," "y'all" is my second favorite English word26 Aug 2026 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtynzz7tnc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtynxrgc5s2yY'all gotta get on here at odd hours if y'all want to read me live skeeting26 Aug 2026 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtynxrgc5s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtynnaa4ys2yMade a second double because let's face it everything is terrible [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtynnaa4ys2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyn3cieck2yMe: *doing his laundry* [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyn3cieck2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lockwilford.com/post/3mtyn2mtgi22ydid I get a bf or adopt a twink?26 Aug 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyn2mtgi22y