Bewildered Dad. Dirty old man. He/Him/They/Them, not fussy. Big, autistic daftie. Crisps Influencer. Beard Person. I'm mostly on Masto: @guffo@topspicy.social. If you won't go to Masto, I'll meet you half way.https://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3mpgsby2tzk2hHello. How is everyone? I'm still mostly posting with the other freaks on Masto.29 Jun 2026 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpgsby2tzk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3luv52dvqac2pJust posting to say that I got around the age verification thing by googling "how to get around bluesky age verification"26 Jul 2025 17:54 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3luv52dvqac2phttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3lcgdumjwgk2dI only play on retro consoles. Like the PS4 and Xbox One.03 Dec 2024 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcgdumjwgk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3lcano24zbk2iI’m seeing lots of people bagging on Gregg Wallace and no one calling him Mastertwat. I’m disappointed.01 Dec 2024 12:52 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcano24zbk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3lbyxzg33s22yThere's a photo of my swollen ballsack in a medical paper/report written in about 1981 somewhere. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Nov 2024 11:36 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbyxzg33s22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3lbwe2qpk4c2cCrivens! [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Nov 2024 10:34 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbwe2qpk4c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3lbrhol32hc2cIt was Shrek [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Nov 2024 11:55 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbrhol32hc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3lbjvgapqr226Oh god Amon Amarth Biohazard Crypta Deicide Empire Earth Fallujah GBH Hellripper Ignea Jinjer Kruelty Left to Die Motörhead Nervosa Opeth Pantera Q(?) Raised By Owls Sanguisugabogg Tortured Demon Undeath Vulvodynia Wolfsbane Xentrix Y(?) Z(?) #metalsky [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Nov 2024 11:40 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbjvgapqr226https://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3lbhirmquok2qI'll never forgive GAME for buying up Gamestation and closing it down. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Nov 2024 12:48 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhirmquok2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3lbb6vy2sgs22Way more titties on here. I’ll give it that.19 Nov 2024 00:36 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbb6vy2sgs22https://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3lawoblzqo22iWTF did Rocket Nonce do now?14 Nov 2024 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lawoblzqo22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3l6cx5d6sqy2r@chinnyvision.bsky.social Hey dude, what’s a reasonable price for a 128k Toastrack Speccy? I may have an opportunity to pick one up for about £200. It’s absolutely pristine like it’s never been used.12 Oct 2024 13:06 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3l6cx5d6sqy2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3kmcxyxsjw42pFuck it, why not? Post 10 bands you've obsessed about at some point in your life: Motorhead Sex Pistols Public Image Ltd Ian Dury & The Blockheads DEVO Madness Lawnmower Deth Cypress Hill Buzzcocks Crypta [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Feb 2024 11:48 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kmcxyxsjw42phttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3klwt2phvbl2wAnyone want a Bluesky invite?21 Feb 2024 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3klwt2phvbl2whttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3klsumxydxb2hWhy does all AI art look like it was spray painted on the side of a van?20 Feb 2024 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3klsumxydxb2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3kljz2qc3yc24How’s things going over here? We may be on different networks but at least we’re not on Twitter16 Feb 2024 13:31 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kljz2qc3yc24https://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3kdxhakofcc27Cool. Bluesky finally sent me an official sign up code. I’ve been here for months. *golf clap*12 Nov 2023 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdxhakofcc27https://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3kcnjxrzdjy2iQuote with an image of the first game you can remember playing! It was the cocktail cabinet version of Moon Cresta. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Oct 2023 10:24 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcnjxrzdjy2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3kcnjua6met26Inside of you is one Homer. What is your Homer? [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Oct 2023 10:22 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcnjua6met26https://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3kbx65xskun2k [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Oct 2023 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbx65xskun2khttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelguff.bsky.social/post/3kaub4ckpto2uTalking about chimp tits over on Masto03 Oct 2023 15:44 +0000at://did:plc:6usdier7llcipckjwucl56pb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kaub4ckpto2u