garbage. pale. kid.https://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjzouc5zys27*Jonny Greenwood entering a barber shop* “No”21 Apr 2026 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzouc5zys27https://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjwpehahhc2aOne of my buddies said that he was concerned about my recent behavior And like. This is the guy in high school we would pay $5 if he ate a bug off the floor. And he would! So this isn’t a great look for me…20 Apr 2026 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwpehahhc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjurk5q7mc25There was this dude named Honeré de Balzac (which is just absurdly hilarious) and he was this French writer And what isn’t hilarious, but extremely strange is that he died by drinking too much coffee Like gallons a day Yeah that’s a real thing But yeah “de Balzac”. Friggin classic move bro19 Apr 2026 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjurk5q7mc25https://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjuq6lfonc2yI feel like I might be living in some sort of an extra-existential life because I just saw 2 adult humans independently dragging wheelbarrows with nothing in them. It would be weird enough to see 1, but 2? Over the course of 5 minutes?? What the…19 Apr 2026 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuq6lfonc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjuewbhglc2oSo there is this extremely strange thing about acting, where there is a Green Room, and that’s where you get hyped up ready to excel before stage And then there is the White Room. And you don’t want to go to the White Room19 Apr 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuewbhglc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjrjznicok2aMan I just got crazy stoned and have you ever listened to a Phish album backwards? Fucken awful.18 Apr 2026 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrjznicok2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjpnmt4akc2tI don’t understand Red Bull because they were like, “okay so we made this drink and it’s terrible” Everyone on earth, “go on…” Red Bull, “yeah it’s literally made out of cow semen” Everyone, “ok so *now* you’ve got my attention…”17 Apr 2026 19:24 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpnmt4akc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjpckfeo322vSo I decided to watch Toy Story 3 last night. I thought it would be a fun little jaunt. It turns out, it is the most fuct out movie ever made. I cannot believe this is considered to be a kids movie If you want to ever watch the most intense movie ever made, yep. Get ready.17 Apr 2026 16:06 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpckfeo322vhttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjoxu3abws27It’s sort of funny to me that WWI was called ‘The Great War’ So you basically had to dig ditches all day and die of Swine Flu? And every once in a while you get shot? What is so great about that? Doesn’t sound very great at all. Kinda sounds awful tbh17 Apr 2026 12:54 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjoxu3abws27https://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjmyejx55k2gWhat’s up with ghosts anyways? Like, do they have a plan or something? Why would you be like, “well, you live in a place I lived in 200 years ago” Okay, great? Do you want like an Academy Award or something? Congratulations, you were once alive. Good work, brah16 Apr 2026 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmyejx55k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjmrr3ktsk23There was this strange time period where guys would go on dating apps holding fish. Like, where did that even come from? Are ladies supposed to dig on you because you figured out how to hunt in a lake full of animals that literally can’t go anywhere? Cool, bro16 Apr 2026 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmrr3ktsk23https://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjkej2gphk2mDude, what is the story with whales? They just like swim from Los Angeles to Sydney and they are like, okay everything is fine Guy, you just swam literally half across the planet earth and everything is fine?? What’s going on here?15 Apr 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjkej2gphk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjfz3v2qok24Why do ghosts wear clothes? I mean I appreciate that they do but like could you imagine being like, “ugh, I’m 400 years old, gotta put on a shirt today”13 Apr 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfz3v2qok24https://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mjfmx2ziak2kSalvador Dalí died in 1989 which means he may have listened to New Kids on the Block Understandable13 Apr 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfmx2ziak2khttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mja3ue77sc2oAustralia is an incredible country to me. Aussies are tough as nails. They had a Prime Minister, Harold Holt, who decided to go swimming one day and just disappeared. Like never found ever again Can you imagine a country’s leader just *disappearing* one day?? That could never happen. But it did11 Apr 2026 14:56 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mja3ue77sc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mj5yfjnnjk2xSurprisingly enough, I actually *did* have a Chimpanzee Civil War on my 2026 Bingo card… https://x.com/nypost/status/2042662327925817665?s=46&t=BmyYUY17Ta38OHy2zbjmoQ10 Apr 2026 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5yfjnnjk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3miwcmxmlx22xI am not a conspiracy theory guy by any stretch, but I heard one, that says The Lottery is a legal way to pay out spies. And I never really thought about it too much, but… https://x.com/nypost/status/2041559099867861138?s=46&t=BmyYUY17Ta38OHy2zbjmoQ07 Apr 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwcmxmlx22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mir5goyy6c24Got pretty drunk last night and fell asleep with Michael Jackson playing on my phone on repeat and I’m not quite sure how to turn it off But, I won’t stop til I get enough.05 Apr 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mir5goyy6c24https://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3miosu3rwc222Something that is sort of hilarious about the USA is that alcohol can never be technically illegal due to the 18th and subsequently 21st Amendments of the Constitution So anyways, “WOOO, GO LOCAL SPORTING FRANCHISE TEAM! THAT’S PROBABLY WHY WE BEAT OTHER CITIES NEARLY HALF THE TIME! WOOO!!!”04 Apr 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3miosu3rwc222https://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mih3jnwers2bHey Science - Eggs and farts sort of smell the same but one is delicious and one is disgusting EXPLAIN THAT01 Apr 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mih3jnwers2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3migzghk5l22iHey guys, just so you know - I kind of inadvertently stole 12 tons of Kit Kat bars. Weird story. Sorry about that Just whatever If the cops ask just say you don’t anything (Also, Eric, if you are in here, we are all going to Marty’s after the movie)01 Apr 2026 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3migzghk5l22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3migsyszfjc24Everyone knows about The Great Wall of China, but do they also have like a Pretty Good Wall or like a Mediocre Wall?01 Apr 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3migsyszfjc24https://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3migqqxk3is2cI kind of get the feeling that every day has been April Fool’s Day since like 201601 Apr 2026 13:01 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3migqqxk3is2chttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3miflbmrsuk2xFYI, Jane Seymour lowkey changed the course of music history forever https://nypost.com/2022/05/21/jane-seymour-is-secret-weapon-behind-radiohead-masterpiece-ok-computer/01 Apr 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3miflbmrsuk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mic53j7oqs2nDude, I have never ridden in a helicopter before, but I know one piece of advice, under NO circumstance, DO NOT EVER *jump* out of a helicopter This sounds really dumb, but listen: You need to duck your head down No Joke This sounds like dumb advice, but trust me, this will save your life30 Mar 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mic53j7oqs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mhylnk5vvs2nAlright, you are not going to believe this - Because of all of this nonsense news today, I had to look up what the plural of the word ‘Sphinx’ is and… It’s ‘Sphinges’ Yup, that is a real thing26 Mar 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhylnk5vvs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mhyh6gvwk227Okay, everyone - I think that’s plenty of Sphinxes now. Let’s pump the brakes a bit.26 Mar 2026 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhyh6gvwk227https://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mhxzzcic6s2tI love my dog, obviously, but she has taken up this new move, where she puts her butt on my pillows while I am asleep when she wants to go out And she farted right in my face this morning Man, that was one rude awakening. Dang26 Mar 2026 16:37 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxzzcic6s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/dugglebutt.bsky.social/post/3mhqirpwqnc2xA lot of people want to become celebrities, but personally, I don’t think I could bring myself to do it Primarily because I’m wildly untalented but also because I’m extremely unattractive23 Mar 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:6wt3vrvjgpe2suzibxxtc52b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhqirpwqnc2x