<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"><channel><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social</link><title>@johnbeard.bsky.social - </title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lk5tpweb422b</link><description>sometimes the worst deserve the most grace.</description><pubDate>12 Mar 2025 05:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk5tpweb422b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lk3cp66usk2j</link><description>this place is reserved for melancholy.</description><pubDate>11 Mar 2025 05:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk3cp66usk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lk3cbpcl7s2j</link><description>excuse me, by any definition, i have to go.</description><pubDate>11 Mar 2025 05:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk3cbpcl7s2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3ljwrrpgzes2g</link><description>good bye, lost hour. will see you in november. enjoy your time off.</description><pubDate>09 Mar 2025 10:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljwrrpgzes2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3ljvv5gkmj22g</link><description>tithe one-tenth of your data to the church.</description><pubDate>09 Mar 2025 01:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljvv5gkmj22g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lgoybe5bmc2f</link><description>the best actuary is the most miserable of us all.</description><pubDate>27 Jan 2025 03:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgoybe5bmc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lft75szvt22g</link><description>surf and turf is not only a delicious dinner but also the motto of feudalism.</description><pubDate>16 Jan 2025 02:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lft75szvt22g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lfsjjsrp322g</link><description>from a class on professional civility: &#34;appended to the letter was a single sheet of paper with the following photocopied words, all enlarged and in capital letters: MALE LAWYERS PLAY BY THE RULES, DISCOVER TRUTH AND RESTORE ORDER. FEMALE LAWYERS ARE OUTSIDE THE LAW, CLOUD TRUTH AND DESTROY ORDER.&#34;</description><pubDate>15 Jan 2025 19:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfsjjsrp322g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lbjjisntus2l</link><description>bay area&#39;s number one roach comic</description><pubDate>22 Nov 2024 08:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbjjisntus2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lbhdko236k2q</link><description>this lucid dream is turning on me</description><pubDate>21 Nov 2024 11:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhdko236k2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lb43l4tqzs2u</link><description>rejected proverb 1:1: even rock candy forms around an ass hair.</description><pubDate>16 Nov 2024 23:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb43l4tqzs2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lb3jypuols2n</link><description>behold my latest creation, the Hydra, eight space heaters plugged into an ungrounded power strip!</description><pubDate>16 Nov 2024 18:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb3jypuols2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lb3jxp46tk2n</link><description>the mort sahl of street sheet.</description><pubDate>16 Nov 2024 18:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb3jxp46tk2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/johnbeard.bsky.social/post/3lb3hiorswm2j</link><description>hello</description><pubDate>16 Nov 2024 17:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:6xestedinxi2sejei3hwejqg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb3hiorswm2j</guid></item></channel></rss>