*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists *Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me. *Federally funded certified schizophrenic. *ADHD and persistent anxiety. *EDS and lupus spoonie. *Cat. *Adults only. *I am absolutely not responsible.https://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvmcjoyju22uI'm gonna need to be able to test drive the cow.16 Sep 2026 04:30 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmcjoyju22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvm6gartnk2tLet him knock down the Kennedy Center. It'll be more damning evidence of republican corruption when it's time to arrest them all.16 Sep 2026 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm6gartnk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvm5iluwvc2tHow do I do what?16 Sep 2026 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm5iluwvc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvm57hhblc2tUnderwear with a tiny wind turbine in the back to capitalize on farts.16 Sep 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm57hhblc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvm4he5uvc2tMy life flashing before my eyes? I don't think so. *turns off notifications from my past*16 Sep 2026 02:41 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm4he5uvc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3kxts4oahq522Why is it The Little Mermaid and not Salmonella?22 Jul 2024 03:55 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3kxts4oahq522https://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvltdu7z6k2uBREAKING: Spinal Tap will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvltdu7z6k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3lbb7h4mxtk2uA horse is an oat-powered motorcycle.19 Nov 2024 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbb7h4mxtk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mves4upesk2xScientist: We've detected bark matter! Me: Don't you mean DARK matter? Scientist: *lab coat falls away to reveal 3 dogs*13 Sep 2026 04:48 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mves4upesk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvjgzlhiks2n[flirting] *licks your palm*15 Sep 2026 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjgzlhiks2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvjnyefev222I farted and all of my houseplants died.15 Sep 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjnyefev222https://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvjtj4qjhs2iHe wants to fight AI with his IQ brainwaves.15 Sep 2026 04:56 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjtj4qjhs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvju3xgpoc2iIf you find my corpse, don't do that thing where you close my eyes. I want people as uncomfortable as possible.15 Sep 2026 05:06 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvju3xgpoc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvjwbzbxwc2hLaminator: Office appliance Lambinator: Rogue Scotsman15 Sep 2026 05:45 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjwbzbxwc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvk5j7o6ck22[Borat voice] My Wifi15 Sep 2026 07:55 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvk5j7o6ck22https://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvk65x3o2k22Mechanically separated chicken? You mean chicken nougat?15 Sep 2026 08:06 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvk65x3o2k22https://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvkhqnszb22pThere's cameras in the government tampons.15 Sep 2026 10:58 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkhqnszb22phttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvlkflcrs22iIvar the Boneless is a dollar more than Ivar the Original.15 Sep 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlkflcrs22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvlkbmz4rs27Today's vibe is hot spring.15 Sep 2026 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlkbmz4rs27https://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvkhqnszb22pThere's cameras in the government tampons.15 Sep 2026 10:58 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkhqnszb22phttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvk65x3o2k22Mechanically separated chicken? You mean chicken nougat?15 Sep 2026 08:06 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvk65x3o2k22https://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvk5j7o6ck22[Borat voice] My Wifi15 Sep 2026 07:55 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvk5j7o6ck22https://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mdcyhzwdlk2dGod created pistachios so vegetarians could experience the woes of eating shellfish.26 Jan 2026 10:02 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdcyhzwdlk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvh6y6doqc2n#hashtag14 Sep 2026 03:43 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvh6y6doqc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3miaozjnorc2tHow did the shepherd find his sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying.30 Mar 2026 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miaozjnorc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvjwbzbxwc2hLaminator: Office appliance Lambinator: Rogue Scotsman15 Sep 2026 05:45 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjwbzbxwc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/cosmicallyf.bsky.social/post/3mvju3xgpoc2iIf you find my corpse, don't do that thing where you close my eyes. I want people as uncomfortable as possible.15 Sep 2026 05:06 +0000at://did:plc:6yp2frndek4aksqkc5wxtgoo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvju3xgpoc2i