Good evening. My name is John Hodgman. You are invited to join a secret society: hodgman.substack.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3mg6xni4ep22xBit.ly/JJHOBELL for tickets im def going [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Mar 2026 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg6xni4ep22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3mfmtoqfgmk2gIt would be nice to see you at the Bell House next Friday and Saturday, if you're not seeing Todd Glass at Joe's Pub. If you *are* seeing Todd Glass, I get it. Tickets= bit.ly/JJHOBELL [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Feb 2026 18:54 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfmtoqfgmk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3mfjy73mlok2tWhy not join me and @jessethorn.bsky.social next weekend for NIGHT COURT? Two all new, all different, SURPRISINGLY INTIMATE nights of comedy at the Bell House. bit.ly/JJHOBELL. And leave your most controversial opinions on a food or show or town or whatever below so we can discuss it on the show.23 Feb 2026 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfjy73mlok2thttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3meuc3o5wlc2jI told my smart speaker to play WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES by the Doobie Bros for a particular reason. And now she’s just playing yacht rock songs and my kitchen sounds like “ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ADS: GREATEST HITS”15 Feb 2026 00:35 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3meuc3o5wlc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3mcfeil22422eHello I'm coming to San Francisco to Judge you on Sunday, and there are only a few tickets left. bit.ly/JJHOSF26 https://bit.ly/JJHOSF2614 Jan 2026 15:17 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcfeil22422ehttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3mcctcvirek2cWe just unlocked a TRANCHE of bargain balcony seats to our live Judge John Hodgman show at @sfsketchfest.bsky.social this weekend. Mostly I just love the word tranche. Please tranche yourself by clicking the link. bit.ly/JJHOSF2613 Jan 2026 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcctcvirek2chttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3mcct3h6v2c2cMYKOMYDK (Maybe you know, or maybe you don't know) that I judge the readers of the NYT Magazine every week. Here's the latest. If you have a dispute you'd like me to settle, please send it to maximumfun.org/jjho or drop it below! https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/01/09/magazine/christmas-tree-hodgman-quiz.html?unlocked_article_code=1.EFA.X4NT._oNmDMnm6gir&smid=url-share13 Jan 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcct3h6v2c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3macjwbzxtc2dNation’s weird stepfather announces at dinner that no one appreciates his hard work, then sulks off to the guest room he claimed as his “den” to watch cable news all night while angrily mashing buttons on his phone.19 Dec 2025 01:26 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3macjwbzxtc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3ma6gh6u5hc26Sometimes I write you a letter, and today it is about Moby Dick, the abyss, and a teen age mariachi band. Plus a mouse riding a lobster. https://open.substack.com/pub/hodgman/p/all-the-waves-rolled-by-like-scrolls?r=wxf1&utm_medium=ios17 Dec 2025 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma6gh6u5hc26https://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3ma6gck7ens26It was over years ago. Bit.ly/nosando. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Dec 2025 10:11 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma6gck7ens26https://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3m6zkebfmis2gIf you are a SanFran-Oaklandish person, or know someone who is, please know that JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN returns to @sfsketchfest.bsky.social in January, and you can by tickets here please: bit.ly/JJHOSF26 https://bit.ly/JJHOSF2602 Dec 2025 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6zkebfmis2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3m6zkebfmis2gIf you are a SanFran-Oaklandish person, or know someone who is, please know that JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN returns to @sfsketchfest.bsky.social in January, and you can by tickets here please: bit.ly/JJHOSF26 https://bit.ly/JJHOSF2602 Dec 2025 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6zkebfmis2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/hodgman.bsky.social/post/3m3be67dhyk27Whoa. I co-host this podcast about state (and commonwealth) mottos and even I am stumped on a bunch of these [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Oct 2025 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:7334ydaavuvnqifa7gyct7sc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3be67dhyk27