I'm not crying over spilt milk, I'm weeping for the plight of unborn cheesehttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mwt5zzdems2yAs it's National Poetry Day, I'll punt this one again There once was a young man from Harrow Who tried to have sex with a sparrow The sparrow said "no, you can't have a go because the hole in my arse is too narrow"01 Oct 2026 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwt5zzdems2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mwt4wsdbts2fSHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave01 Oct 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwt4wsdbts2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mva4ndrde223🎶Egrets, I've had a few Which is why I'm banned🎶 🎶From the zoo-be-doo-be-doo🎶 Frank Sinatra: Singer Ornithophile Pervert11 Sep 2026 08:12 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mva4ndrde223https://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mv7vsxj6p22nThe hardest part of getting a job as a fluffer was beating off the competition.11 Sep 2026 06:10 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7vsxj6p22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3muzpzx2cb22l"If the doors of perception are cleansed, you can make a start on the windows, and make sure you get right in the corners." William Blake's mum. 1976 - 1978.08 Sep 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzpzx2cb22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3muknzka5gc2dHighlights from my copy of the Trapdoor annual 198702 Sep 2026 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3muknzka5gc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mu5xjb2fi224'70s football: when men were so tough, they'd play with the head of a decapitated skier.28 Aug 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5xjb2fi224https://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mu5v34btds24Coquelicot J by Jasper Conran at Debenhams [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5v34btds24https://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mtji643nuc2pI'm sorry, I haven't been well recently. I went to Twitter and I think I might have caught something20 Aug 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtji643nuc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mtjfvqsq5s2pLast client of the week cancelled. So there's nothing else for it but to retreat to the shed and ponder the rainfall #shed #shedlife #shedwardwoodwood20 Aug 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjfvqsq5s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mthhvxpshk2nHe loves Fiona Bruce19 Aug 2026 19:32 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthhvxpshk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mth362rhpk2wgive me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Aug 2026 15:44 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mth362rhpk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mt2qx34nsc2e14 Aug 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2qx34nsc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3msznzgcf222eAlthough mooses aren't indigenous to all parts of Canada, they can be found elkswhere14 Aug 2026 07:44 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3msznzgcf222ehttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mrukwzwlxc2oBehold my new shed30 Jul 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrukwzwlxc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mrukcdi5ek2oPoet, author, miner, soldier [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 13:29 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrukcdi5ek2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mrqe64qoy22aWhat's your sign? [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 21:29 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqe64qoy22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mriojcglak2zRay Brooks [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mriojcglak2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mri5udqkbc2sRandom shit you find in the shed #randomshityoufindintheshed25 Jul 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mri5udqkbc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mr6n6ipdd22y♠️THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, BABY I DON'T WANT TO LIVE FOREVER♠️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jul 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6n6ipdd22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mr6hwtxq4c2lI've just been appointed Minister for Indifferent Capybara21 Jul 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6hwtxq4c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mr2ptuj5vk2kIt's not as warm today as it has been recently #BurnhamOut20 Jul 2026 06:59 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr2ptuj5vk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mpre2qeuhc25There's nothing new about that refcam effect. I was doing that with Special Brew 30 years ago03 Jul 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpre2qeuhc25https://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mpgl6ynftk27Andy Burnham announces a new minister for The North. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jun 2026 13:18 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpgl6ynftk27https://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3moutxxyqwk2hI will gladly accept Andy Burnham as our next Prime Minister, as long as someone in a fox costume supports his every public appearance22 Jun 2026 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moutxxyqwk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3moqe2dkxfs25London New York Paris Munich Everybodytalkabout Pop Musik [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jun 2026 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moqe2dkxfs25https://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3moq7il3yek2iTHERAPIST. "Just take your time and show me on the doll.. " PINOCCHIO. "I don't think you quite understand, mate.."20 Jun 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moq7il3yek2i