I'm not crying over spilt milk, I'm weeping for the plight of unborn cheesehttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mriojcglak2zRay Brooks [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mriojcglak2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mri5udqkbc2sRandom shit you find in the shed #randomshityoufindintheshed25 Jul 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mri5udqkbc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mr6n6ipdd22y♠️THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, BABY I DON'T WANT TO LIVE FOREVER♠️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jul 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6n6ipdd22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mr6hwtxq4c2lI've just been appointed Minister for Indifferent Capybara21 Jul 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6hwtxq4c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mr2ptuj5vk2kIt's not as warm today as it has been recently #BurnhamOut20 Jul 2026 06:59 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr2ptuj5vk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mpre2qeuhc25There's nothing new about that refcam effect. I was doing that with Special Brew 30 years ago03 Jul 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpre2qeuhc25https://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mpgl6ynftk27Andy Burnham announces a new minister for The North. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jun 2026 13:18 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpgl6ynftk27https://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3moutxxyqwk2hI will gladly accept Andy Burnham as our next Prime Minister, as long as someone in a fox costume supports his every public appearance22 Jun 2026 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moutxxyqwk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3moqe2dkxfs25London New York Paris Munich Everybodytalkabout Pop Musik [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jun 2026 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moqe2dkxfs25https://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3moq7il3yek2iTHERAPIST. "Just take your time and show me on the doll.. " PINOCCHIO. "I don't think you quite understand, mate.."20 Jun 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moq7il3yek2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3moq7bztyv22i🎵Her penis, her penis, the greatest gift that I posses I thank the Lord that I've been blessed With more than my share of her penis🎵 [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jun 2026 15:46 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moq7bztyv22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3moq6utiwhk2iYep20 Jun 2026 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moq6utiwhk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3moq3qh2pik2kI hope those £13.75 memory insoles aren't as good as they're advertised, because I've just called them a pair of overpriced twats and told them to fuck off.20 Jun 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moq3qh2pik2khttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mobha5n3ok2wI see yer dad's bouncing back after the divorce. Given himself a new nickname14 Jun 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mobha5n3ok2whttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mnsagrhfac2gYer dad revs his trolley when Meat Loaf comes on the in store radio08 Jun 2026 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnsagrhfac2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mmufrgxcjc25You know you're middle aged when the best buzz you've had in ages is staying up late for the cooler temperatures27 May 2026 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmufrgxcjc25https://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mmgphaci722dWhen I was married I used to watch porn on rewind so I could fantasise about a woman putting her clothes on and leaving the house on time.22 May 2026 10:18 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmgphaci722dhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mmgcdmbjhk2jI'd rather not, thank you very much.22 May 2026 06:24 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmgcdmbjhk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mmbebxinpc2jThese rappers names are getting weirder20 May 2026 07:15 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmbebxinpc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3ml6767k5oc2hI found a tired and confused bumble bee crawling around my kitchen earlier but I refused to give it anything because they only spend it on drink.06 May 2026 07:40 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6767k5oc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mjpoogzczc2gFound in Aisle 3 of B&Q. You might need some help getting it in the boot of your car. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpoogzczc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mjke37kbv22bZapruder [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Apr 2026 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjke37kbv22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mjafoneorc2dI refused to watch the Grand National as my principles preclude me from participating in the exploitation of animals that don't taste very nice.11 Apr 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjafoneorc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mj62x7rmsk2qFalco there, sporting the confidence that can only come from knowing you'll never be Austria's worst export #totp10 Apr 2026 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj62x7rmsk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mimgsroetc2bSinister nonce buffet #totp03 Apr 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mimgsroetc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mimgr5ytqk2bI'm having supper again later. Geraint 1 Jesus 003 Apr 2026 19:18 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mimgr5ytqk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/geraintg.bsky.social/post/3mhzksycdqc26They're not going to tell us what it is, though.27 Mar 2026 07:10 +0000at://did:plc:73vrita5fc3zjprcmkucwwlo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhzksycdqc26