Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word "Metroidvania."https://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mz2pksbjls24Reciting the list like [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Oct 2026 02:16 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2pksbjls24https://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mysqo2ogvc2tI love that Koenig was such a nerd that he slipped a reference to The Prisoner into Babylon 526 Oct 2026 22:14 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mysqo2ogvc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3myfc4idu2k2tGet in boner we're going boning21 Oct 2026 13:49 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfc4idu2k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mybc3bqr3c2hOn one hand I'm sort of flattered when someone assumes I'm a youngster. On the other, I did not encamp on this bitch of an Earth for forty-eight of its fucking orbits to be called "kid."19 Oct 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mybc3bqr3c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3my6ymhychk2qHappy birthday to my brother, who got all the old man's flawed, recessive genes.19 Oct 2026 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6ymhychk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3my47qmxgu22tAdam Warlock: not a warlock Warlock: not a warlock The Juggernaut: you're not gonna believe this17 Oct 2026 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3my47qmxgu22thttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3my2auvefi22zAntimatter Rifle is the first alphabetical option and now you have to convince the DM to allow your level one goblin barbarian to have one for story reasons17 Oct 2026 04:28 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3my2auvefi22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mxyosdzesc2uDreamed I went back to my childhood home and they'd replaced me with PenPen. Like, the door to my room opens and this fucker steps out and that goofy domestic music starts playing. They were all so much happier.16 Oct 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxyosdzesc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mxv3d7e7ls2kMan, it sure is a good thing everyone else in the universe is dead. Otherwise I'd be worried.15 Oct 2026 03:05 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxv3d7e7ls2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mxsgq5cw622m8^y14 Oct 2026 01:51 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxsgq5cw622mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mxl5buqkvs2mIs there a health benefit to just drinking a jar of olive brine? Imma do anyway but it'd be nice to feel smug about it on account of I found an article about how it cures cancer in mice or some shit.11 Oct 2026 04:14 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxl5buqkvs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mxach3fccc24It's like we're living in a social experiment designed to produce a whole generation of motherfuckers that would lock you in a room with a facehugger.06 Oct 2026 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxach3fccc24https://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mx7zrubjv22pNothing like whacking your head on a doorframe to remind you that your brain is just three pounds of jello with delusions of grandeur.06 Oct 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx7zrubjv22phttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mx4aeil7ok2qWhen I was a kid I fell asleep in the middle of a star trek rerun and woke up in the middle of an 80s twilight zone, so for years I thought there was an ep of star trek where Captain Kirk fell down a well and turned into the devil. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BoQ6ZC8EUQ0 [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 05:59 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4aeil7ok2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mwr3w5heek2kThis was a blast to do again. Only struggled a little to remember how to talk to other human beings like a normal person. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Sep 2026 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwr3w5heek2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mwpuzs3hb22uThe C64 version is giving me a sense of temporal vertigo. Cursed artifact that's gonna snap me back to 1986. The last forty years can't be allowed to happen. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Sep 2026 08:04 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpuzs3hb22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mwcz5nwnys2pIn retrospect The Pizza Fuckler maybe wasn't the best idea for a mascot. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Sep 2026 05:13 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwcz5nwnys2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mw7yn2ed2c2aThis one always bugs my shit right out on account of Final Fight is *right there.* It has exactly one cop, and he's a corrupt piece of shit that tries to shoot you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Sep 2026 00:26 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw7yn2ed2c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mw6julhqdk27This week forty years ago we were blessed with episode 2 of The New Monkees, wherein Marty fell asleep on a copy machine. Numerous duplicate Martys were set loose in the mansion. Wackiness ensued. There were no survivors. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Sep 2026 10:29 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw6julhqdk27https://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mw6g2akq3c2rYou are trying to make friends. Roll 1d4, your new acquaintance has decided that you are a 1: vampire 2: witch 3: robot 4: egg They cannot be dissuaded from this conviction.23 Sep 2026 09:21 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw6g2akq3c2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mvvec5ufus2nwhat if we bring back Aki Ross except with gross vibes and also it can't talk good.19 Sep 2026 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvec5ufus2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mvtznqeoos2zLooking forward to the default JRPG post apocalyptic future where we're fighting each other with swords and matchlocks and shit while collecting DVDs you need to bring to an apparent fuckin wizard who is like holy shit, have you not seen Mean Girls? Hang on I just need to find the right cable.19 Sep 2026 06:12 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtznqeoos2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mvhqucllbc2mIdeal ADHD / autism relationships like:14 Sep 2026 09:03 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvhqucllbc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mvccyjf2v22r*explaining to the kids* "I'm older than chicken nuggets." *eyes glowing, rising upward* "I am older than Happy Meals" *lightning arcs while funnel clouds form in the sky* "I AM OLDER THAN RANCH DRESSING"12 Sep 2026 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvccyjf2v22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mvc5vtemus2aI refuse to recognize any of this unless Wolverine is a smelly little bastard who sleeps with a body pillow that's just a map of Japan.12 Sep 2026 03:40 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvc5vtemus2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mv34kikul22tPadding out my resume like Possesses mass that can affect celestial objects Expels superheated breath up to 311 Kelvin Completely replaces 98% of its own atoms every year Composed primarily of an acid that can dissolve most substances Word, Excel09 Sep 2026 08:27 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv34kikul22thttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mv2yqvzsd22lIf you change your haircut I will not recognize you. Meanwhile if someone is wearing five pounds of star trek makeup I'm like "holy shit that's Iggy Pop." I'm either very specifically faceblind or just racist against humans.09 Sep 2026 07:19 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2yqvzsd22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3muzucogdys2eMy apathy is palpable. Go on, palp it.08 Sep 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzucogdys2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3muxetwxzfk2bremember when ppl were like hey maybe don't make kids work 12 hour days and can we have weekends off and the government was like fuck you have some bombs07 Sep 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxetwxzfk2b