Sharkey is a fictional character. Cautionary example that assholes might mistake for cool. Did not not invent the word "Metroidvania."https://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mrg4q52gyc23Disney hit me up I have some ideas24 Jul 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrg4q52gyc23https://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mrdd25vtrs2qStill obsessed with this weirdo shit.23 Jul 2026 17:04 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdd25vtrs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mr3vrkj5a223Being bored by Marvel movies doesn't make me smarter than you. I am smarter than you but that's not why.20 Jul 2026 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3vrkj5a223https://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mr3uzc2rak2kPopular thing that everyone likes is stupid, actually. You should feel bad for liking it.20 Jul 2026 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3uzc2rak2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mqgrldtpqs24Satan is like hold on Mitch, I'm getting another call12 Jul 2026 08:37 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqgrldtpqs24https://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mqdvlxsmus2iThought the night would be cool enough out that the wasps might be dormant so I could do a little sneaky mass murder. It wasn't and they weren't. Expecting a knock at the door and it'll be ten thousand wasps in a trench coat like COME OUT WE JUST WANT TO TALK.11 Jul 2026 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqdvlxsmus2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mq62t2gkic2lWish I'd saved the 1up blog where I said it's impossible to put a camera in glasses without looking like a pervert Elvis Costello cosplayer cus I did not expect that to be the one wisecrack that'd be super relevant twenty years later.08 Jul 2026 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq62t2gkic2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mpsukv7gc22xYou can fault Magneto for calling his guys the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants but you know damn well if he had like The Party of Evil Queers there'd be a line out the door for that shit.04 Jul 2026 10:37 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpsukv7gc22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mpmaymlrms2aOkay.01 Jul 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpmaymlrms2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mpkmjwbi422aWas just playing a modded twilight zone table at this bar in reno and it has @davidhellman.bsky.social's little braid guy running around on the animated backboard for some reason.01 Jul 2026 03:52 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpkmjwbi422ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mpczp4hh522pLove that orcas are wearing dead salmon on their heads again. I hope that one diehard that never stopped is like see, I told you it was cool. And then she eBays her jncos except they're dead fish.28 Jun 2026 03:26 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpczp4hh522phttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mpcqnwdv6c2mThe eternal war of bisexuality and autism28 Jun 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpcqnwdv6c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3movpmvkris2fI'm too lazy to photoshop stuff right now so just imagine an evangelion stomping on this thing22 Jun 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3movpmvkris2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mouna7n5kc2oI try to follow UK politics sometimes but it's generally easier to just assume that at any given time it's jointly ruled by Chuckie Egg and an actual draugr.22 Jun 2026 10:06 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mouna7n5kc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3momnx753v22dThis will always be They Live, with Keith David as the lone human just so we get a ten minute long alley brawl with Kermit. Bonus points for Dr Teeth interrupting TV broadcasts and Miss Piggy in Meg Foster's role. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jun 2026 05:58 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3momnx753v22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3moligwa5522qchasing a wasp around the house with an electric flyswatter like18 Jun 2026 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3moligwa5522qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3moismstnps2lHave a friend who never did much anime, so I suggested evangelion. They finally got through it like, okay that was brilliant but maybe something a little less bleak and child torture-y next time? So I recommended Madoka.17 Jun 2026 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3moismstnps2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mo7g5utehs2dFeeling fine.13 Jun 2026 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo7g5utehs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mnqxu55myc2rGonna try this thing on a corgi08 Jun 2026 05:40 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnqxu55myc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mnj7yvcf522uMy new supervillain plan is to isolate the saliva of those ticks that make you allergic to meat and shoot people with blow darts.05 Jun 2026 03:45 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnj7yvcf522uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mnbtfaw6p22yTickled fuckin stupid by the wikipedia article for hankie code02 Jun 2026 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnbtfaw6p22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mnb5ufxekk2aSpeaking from an isolated, malfunctioning tin can stuck in a hostile environment, I bet the Iron Lung guy would have been fine if he brought a corgi with.01 Jun 2026 22:45 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnb5ufxekk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mnauguhqf22tmy minecraft tardis is bi01 Jun 2026 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnauguhqf22thttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mn4vo5gxgc2lI love this movie but I don't see what's so queer about it, I say while frantically slapping trash bags over the windows of another stolen motor home. [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 May 2026 06:08 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn4vo5gxgc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mn46cb7e3s2lI think it's time we normalize wearing helmets. Not for safety, but so you can dramatically take it off and hold it under your arm before speaking.30 May 2026 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn46cb7e3s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mn445ahsy22qNot gonna lie, I'm tickled stupid when I've got a clean shave and a hat and the regular bartender cards me before doing a double take.30 May 2026 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn445ahsy22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mn3n6h7tyk2w"Scurvy causes scar tissue to break down and old wounds to reopen" I would just collapse into a pile of cubed meat like that dude in the Resident Evil laser hallway.30 May 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn3n6h7tyk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mmzxf4g7vs2pKind of feel like finding the shittiest possible watermarked camrip of that Backrooms movie where there are candy eating noises and occasionally some nerd walks in front of the screen might be the definitive way to experience it30 May 2026 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmzxf4g7vs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sharkey.bsky.social/post/3mmxy7u3rmc2lSometimes I have weird flashbacks, like oh right this lady bummed a bunch of cigarettes off me at a party in 2005.29 May 2026 07:10 +0000at://did:plc:75cnojfire7yr3yncssrvhgr/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmxy7u3rmc2l