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Jeffrey Epstein</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 19:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgdtwnno22x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvgdrd5ius2v</link><description>Well, I laughed 😅</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 19:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgdrd5ius2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvgbzljib22a</link><description>I know we&#39;re not supposed to but boy, do I love Stu</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 19:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgbzljib22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvgb3xy6z22c</link><description>Wow, a table spot actually ended a match for once</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 18:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgb3xy6z22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvgaxnadss2s</link><description>There was a weapon under the ring?!</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 18:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgaxnadss2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvgajtqf3k2k</link><description>A &#34;fans ARE the weapons&#34; match seems like an insurance liability</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 18:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgajtqf3k2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvg7oiklk22e</link><description>Bell.wav? Booooo</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 18:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvg7oiklk22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvg7fuayus2m</link><description>They&#39;re carrying this rando out like carrying LowKi out of the ROH lockerroom</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 18:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvg7fuayus2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvg7bsu6222n</link><description>NO, VAUGHN VERTIGO&#39;S HISTORY WILL BE ERASED</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 18:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvg7bsu6222n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvg6kkge6s2x</link><description>Never thought I&#39;d be teary-eyed watching good ol&#39; Mystery Wrestling. I genuinely didn&#39;t realize how much the Butcher had touched everyone&#39;s lives (including my own) in the past six or seven years or so</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 18:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvg6kkge6s2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvelnom2ak2r</link><description>Okay, thank goodness, Cavernario appears okay and is wrestling in a relampago match</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 02:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvelnom2ak2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvej62rcts2f</link><description>Chopping onions.&#xA;&#xA;Again.</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 02:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvej62rcts2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvehygpyek2d</link><description>Danny should win this</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 01:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvehygpyek2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvehwrllbs2v</link><description>Lol at the boom Mic guy getting killed 😂</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 01:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvehwrllbs2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvehkookvk2g</link><description>&#34;We are LITERALLY protecting eyes and SAVING LIVES&#34;*&#xA;&#xA;*citation needed</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 01:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvehkookvk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvegkp6jhs2r</link><description>Kidd looks like he would be WAY into trepanning</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 01:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvegkp6jhs2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvegaxoa4k2y</link><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 01:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvegaxoa4k2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvefrgeiuc2f</link><description>Man, Jay really snatched Priest up there to hit the Blade Runner. 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A bit short</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 01:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvefrgeiuc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvefdkofyk2s</link><description>I wish Moxley was cutting that promo on Gabe or Finlay 😅</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 00:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvefdkofyk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mveeypwrh22a</link><description>Hey, Queen won!</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 00:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mveeypwrh22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mveenu64b22d</link><description>The &#34;yes our food sucked but it doesn&#39;t now&#34; fast food commercials always make me chuckle</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 00:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mveenu64b22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvedz4o5fs2g</link><description>Is Aaron Solo wearing... holsters?</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 00:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvedz4o5fs2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/djconvoy.bsky.social/post/3mvedq74i5222</link><description>&#34;But there is one that I DO know-&#xA;&#xA;-there&#39;re a LOT of ruins... in Mesopotamia&#34;</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 00:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ahpr6usbzzkglg2vgdomp7s/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvedq74i5222</guid></item></channel></rss>