Comedian. The people’s stepdad. 🎤 Launceston (sold out) and NZ shows next! 🤣 Come see me tell jokes! 👇🏻 🎟️ https://www.kirstywebeck.com/tickets 📧 contact@kegtouring.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3muyprbgalc27Best story incoming! 🫶🏻08 Sep 2026 09:33 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyprbgalc27https://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mtdxvrvitc2fI really hope they can get through this 😒18 Aug 2026 10:08 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtdxvrvitc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mt23o4bgqk2j14 Aug 2026 11:49 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt23o4bgqk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3msmd4t36n22v*me standing on the scales and looking at the number* “Not bad for someone with two wolves inside them.”09 Aug 2026 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3msmd4t36n22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mscmi7uis22xJetstar shouldn’t even be charging for the flights if we’re being honest.05 Aug 2026 03:46 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mscmi7uis22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3ms65s2xdyk2gMust be hurting.03 Aug 2026 09:12 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms65s2xdyk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3ms2nzz2re22f👋🏼✈️01 Aug 2026 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2nzz2re22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mrw7gogpq22dIf you’re not from Melbourne, you’re only allowed to read this first post, not the one below!31 Jul 2026 05:20 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrw7gogpq22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mrcrpfdxo22w23 Jul 2026 11:54 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrcrpfdxo22whttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mr5p2cemhc2sTelling everyone it was coke that flew out of my nose so they don’t know the truth: it was a bogey.21 Jul 2026 11:23 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5p2cemhc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mr3cx4kt2s2eI’m listening to an awesome new podcast. It gets delivered straight to my messages app in 3 minute chunks and it’s all about how my mate is ANGRY at her boyfriend.20 Jul 2026 12:41 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3cx4kt2s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mqskilu5hk2bHey, quick idea: STOP USING GENERATIVE AI17 Jul 2026 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqskilu5hk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mqooha4uc22m15 Jul 2026 12:02 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqooha4uc22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mqm4knllr22g14 Jul 2026 11:37 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqm4knllr22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mqlik4plxc2tIt’s weird hearing Pauline Hanson banging on about wanting a monoculture. When I was in high school, everyone was actively trying to stamp out a monoculture. We were told not to kiss or share drinks and toothbrushes! A vote for Pauline Hanson is a vote for Epstein-Barr virus.14 Jul 2026 05:39 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqlik4plxc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mq2ayajuts2wFired my financial advisor today. Pam The Bird and Hughesy have got this all under control.07 Jul 2026 09:08 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq2ayajuts2whttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mpxtiqxtbk2jI’d prefer a doctor to do it. 🤷‍♂️06 Jul 2026 10:01 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpxtiqxtbk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mpt4s2epq22vIn Australia, when you turn 50 you get sent a bowel cancer screening kit and when you turn 40 you get sent a login for the snap, send, solve app.04 Jul 2026 13:04 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpt4s2epq22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mpt4j2tcg22vOK, rant incoming. I’m on a pet-friendly flight for the first time. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m an animal lover but I think it’s absolutely disgusting there are pets onboard this aircraft and I am seated rows apart from them and can’t even have a little peek.04 Jul 2026 12:59 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpt4j2tcg22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mpdzhwkd222rMy first time selling out a Cairns show early enough to put an extra show on. Had two belters today. Thanks so much for getting around me, Cairns!28 Jun 2026 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpdzhwkd222rhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mp452keri22sWho do we know in these spots? 👀 Cairns, Nambour, Brisbane, Brunswick Heads, Sydney and Newcastle shows coming up! 🎤25 Jun 2026 09:38 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp452keri22shttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3moum26r2k22qBit of personal news from me: A distant male acquaintance told me he’s “totally cool” with me having a female partner today so looks like I won’t be ending my eight year relationship!22 Jun 2026 09:45 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moum26r2k22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3moi7gjqjkk2xGot this intra-club tennis email tonight. At no stage does it mention what an offence is, it just launches right into what the punishments are. This is exactly how I’m tackling life in my 40s and you’re all on notice.17 Jun 2026 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moi7gjqjkk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mofklwbfks2i🩺 I know I’m not technically a doctor but I think I’ve cracked this case wide open.16 Jun 2026 10:09 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mofklwbfks2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3moexa3l33s2cMy partner washed the outside of our apartment windows which means our neighbours can now see my nudie runs in 4K.16 Jun 2026 04:22 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3moexa3l33s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mo6cc52n7k2hlying on the couch being a chillionaire13 Jun 2026 12:52 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo6cc52n7k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mo65j22bd22qDeeply embarrassed for you if you missed an immaculate night at Thornbury Theatre tonight. We had all the laughs. Didn’t leave a single one for anyone else.13 Jun 2026 11:26 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo65j22bd22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mo57i4haec2sWe are at the outdoors shop and everyone here is in a lesbian relationship. There’s a lot of “I’ll see what my wife thinks” going on. Nature is healing.13 Jun 2026 02:29 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo57i4haec2s