Comedian. The people’s stepdad. 🎤 “Lost For Words” touring in 2026. 🤣 Come see me tell jokes! 👇🏻 🎟️ https://www.kirstywebeck.com/tickets 📧 contact@kegtouring.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mlxvs7w5ik2jI had my first ever MRI today (I’m fine. It’s very boring). I got to listen to music, so I requested Fontaines D.C. So now I know what they’d sound like if they had an extra band member playing the jackhammer.16 May 2026 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxvs7w5ik2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mlxmsos6d22h👇🏻16 May 2026 10:21 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxmsos6d22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mls3tpvdq22bColes lost their legal battle regarding misleading customers on product discounts. The punishment should be that they have to remove their cameras so we can go back to putting everything through as brown onions.14 May 2026 05:34 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mls3tpvdq22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mlntqo7x3s23‼️Don’t look if you’re easily offended‼️ 😯I thought this was just a cute photo of Joan digging a hole until I zoomed in to the left of her! 😯12 May 2026 12:59 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlntqo7x3s23https://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mller667cs2r*onstage at the live panel show* Host: “Kirsty, what historical object have you brought in to discuss?” Me: “Historical? Ohhhh. I thought you said “hysterical.” I’ve just got these wind up teeth. You just twist this and they kind of munch the air. They’re funny but they’re not very old. Sorry.”11 May 2026 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mller667cs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mlldethgl226You haven’t known confusion until you’ve watched four perimenopausal women try to keep track of their pickleball score.11 May 2026 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlldethgl226https://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mll7umx5vs2vPsychologist: “Describe the moment before something inside you snapped.” Me: “Well, I was trying to enter a password using the TV remote control…” Psychologist: *nods knowingly*11 May 2026 11:57 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mll7umx5vs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mli7zsrawk2bI’ve debated posting this today but I think it needs saying.10 May 2026 07:22 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mli7zsrawk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3ml3unlj6t22hIt’s time for the annual wheeling out of this 👇🏻05 May 2026 09:27 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3unlj6t22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mksbff4mec2c💵 You will never find a bigger bargain than this.01 May 2026 13:48 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksbff4mec2chttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mkmu5jhcts2oAm I currently on a break? Yes Is it lasting long? No Come to a show! 🩷29 Apr 2026 10:08 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmu5jhcts2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mkketurrv22zGive it a wee click!28 Apr 2026 10:29 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkketurrv22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mkhkaupyms2uEvery damn time we go to the park! ❌🐶27 Apr 2026 07:27 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkhkaupyms2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mkfgfq2s3k2wMe drawing inspiration from Trump to win an argument with my partner: “So then the dog was sick on the armchair which unfortunately wasn’t a good material for that to happen on and that’s basically why we’re going to need that new couch.”26 Apr 2026 11:13 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfgfq2s3k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mke3wsfsks2o🏆 Congratulations! If the Welcome to Country makes you feel “unwelcome in your own country” you have achieved the highest level of making yourself the victim in any situation. Your victimhood now knows no bounds and as a supplementary prize, you’ve almost reached the pinnacle of racism.25 Apr 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mke3wsfsks2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mka7lg3ges23Listening to Teen Jesus and The Jean Teasers’ cover of “All The Things She Said” on repeat. Certified banger. Now I’m going to wag maths, get stoned on the oval and tell my best friend I have a crush on her.24 Apr 2026 09:28 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mka7lg3ges23https://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mjyrlveoqc2t🤭 I’d just submitted my diagnosis.21 Apr 2026 10:29 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjyrlveoqc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mjvpz7mvsc2mThanks to everyone who came to see me at Comedy Festival! If you missed out, we’ve announced a Thornbury encore and tickets are moving for that now, too! https://moshtix.com.au/v2/event/kirsty-webeck-lost-for-words/19439520 Apr 2026 05:23 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvpz7mvsc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mjnvenccws2zYou hate the comedian hassling you? I’ve got you! I don’t do crowd work. 🩷 [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnvenccws2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mjntabzdkc2mMelbourne you bought almost every single ticket to my Comedy Festival run this year, so we have just announced a huge extra show in June at Thornbury Theatre. Would love to see you there! https://moshtix.com.au/v2/event/kirsty-webeck-lost-for-words/19439517 Apr 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjntabzdkc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mjlft6xuhs2x📣 MELBOURNE Tonight 🎟️✅ Tomorrow 🎟️❌ Saturday 🎟️❌ Sunday 🎟️ 10 left16 Apr 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjlft6xuhs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mjjbfxmvl222It’s been an epic Comedy Festival for me this year, Legends! I really appreciate every single person who came out to a show. Not many tickets left for the last five nights. See you there? https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/kirsty-webeck-lost-for-words-melbourne-tickets-1903098923109?aff=oddtdtcreator15 Apr 2026 06:29 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjjbfxmvl222https://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mjelnz7lrs2pLast chance to see me this week, Melbourne! Down to the final tickets. https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/kirsty-webeck-lost-for-words-melbourne-tickets-1903098923109?aff=oddtdtcreator13 Apr 2026 09:50 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjelnz7lrs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mjcbm7y4dk2jWe keep selling out! I’m having the time of my life at Comedy Festival! The shows are all selling out. The audiences are immaculate. We’re having a fun time. Thank you so much for all the love and support for the show. I’m so stoked you’re coming out for some laughs! Xox12 Apr 2026 11:44 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjcbm7y4dk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mj6qyhdbns2nBit of fun over on Threads!11 Apr 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6qyhdbns2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/kirstywebeck.bsky.social/post/3mj2scjoed22iIf you say “Boomer” into the mirror three times, one of your 70 year old relatives appears on your Facebook timeline asserting their support for Ben Roberts-Smith.09 Apr 2026 12:22 +0000at://did:plc:7d2azqbi3eugmsbsp6eepxeo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj2scjoed22i