wife, mother, troll bay area via ohio amybrown.xyz ✨https://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyzhttps://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mu3uvsbcfs2ilinkedin doesn't straight up tell you to go fuck yourself. it does it in more insidious ways, like asking if you'd like to be mark zuckerberg's ghostwriter27 Aug 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3uvsbcfs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mu3pwrw6n22zFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: amy brown inc would like to announce we've formally chosen our favorite track from the new phoebe bridgers album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcBmp16b0ek27 Aug 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3pwrw6n22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mu3jihzqnk2qlegally I have to work from home because I was told my attempts to twerk to “it’s the end of the world as we know it” at the office were creating a hostile work environment27 Aug 2026 18:54 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3jihzqnk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mu3fmhakks2qmy grandma said she’d die before she called it reagan national and as far as I know she stuck to her word [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3fmhakks2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mu36bf2c2c2ein my next life i want to come back as the golden retriever someone brought to school dropoff this morning, being lovingly petted by approximately one dozen elementary schoolers all going "awwww"27 Aug 2026 15:33 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu36bf2c2c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mtzn6rokas2ydid bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume27 Aug 2026 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzn6rokas2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mtzlu2cfxk2dholy shit we’re so back [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzlu2cfxk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mtz42syvhk22thinking about starting a collection of rare backstreet boys26 Aug 2026 19:48 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtz42syvhk22https://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mtyxxh2wfs2mfriend of mine just said "you're a legend. not in a michael jordan way. more like danny devito" and that feels right26 Aug 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyxxh2wfs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mtywcj53ik22trending sidebar says it's national dog day so i got you some vintage bennys from the archive26 Aug 2026 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtywcj53ik22https://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mtypogodkk2ua banger from @meganas.bsky.social (who would have been a great city council member) on the state of political discourse in our little town [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtypogodkk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/amybrown.xyz/post/3mtxjmjvjic2hnot to brag but there are two sock puppets arguing on the local subreddit and both are accusing the other of being me (neither is me)26 Aug 2026 04:45 +0000at://did:plc:7dc2ec7iadso4vahsndlpofu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxjmjvjic2h