Creative director and comedy writer. Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brandshttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3muhahpnnr22bMade an edible candle that turns into a dip once it’s melted. I have a very normal job.01 Sep 2026 10:44 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhahpnnr22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mua3ozevfk2aPlayed some boules, I support any sport you can play with a pint in your hand. Might get into it and terrorise pensioners across the country.29 Aug 2026 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mua3ozevfk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mu3mtngaws2hSure GTA looks good but have you ever played Knack 227 Aug 2026 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3mtngaws2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mu3l3giy322cThere’s a guy on the train listening to music out loud, eating with his mouth wide open and saying ‘OH YES’ after each bite. Not to be dramatic but I hope he steps on a plug when he gets home.27 Aug 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3l3giy322chttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mtyqd3klp225Someone check on stevie nicks we can’t go three for three26 Aug 2026 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyqd3klp225https://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mtxwrih3bs2726 Aug 2026 08:41 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxwrih3bs27https://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mtwjzus5ik2tIf I see jolene25 Aug 2026 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwjzus5ik2thttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mtwisjzf4k2pIn a world full of trumps be a dolly parton25 Aug 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwisjzf4k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3msvquzhu2k2hDon’t even get a full eclipse these days everything is getting smaller12 Aug 2026 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvquzhu2k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3msvbwjzvvk2wSocial media managers after writing 100 post ideas about the eclipse12 Aug 2026 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvbwjzvvk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3msnexlcbwk22Went to the sauna during a heatwave so hopefully that’s the worst decision out of the way today09 Aug 2026 10:30 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msnexlcbwk22https://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mslqeruy6c2aI saw Takanaka with his surfboard guitar and I’m still recovering from his power08 Aug 2026 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslqeruy6c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3msg6gwpkbk2nNext callout for the Channel 4 quiz show I'm writing on: I'm looking for football fans to be contestants! More about The Culture than stats. Funny moments, fashion, interviews etc. If that's you, drop a reply, I can add you to a production list. Any shares/tags more than welcome!06 Aug 2026 13:45 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msg6gwpkbk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3msefzldsfc2mAt a pub and they have ‘beer’ will give it a go and report back05 Aug 2026 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msefzldsfc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3msdsc537nc2wI'm writing on a new quiz show coming to Channel 4! I'm on the hunt for contestants with a passion for gaming. Lots of knowledge across various popular titles. If that's you, drop a reply and I can add your details to a production list. Any shares/tags are more than welcome!05 Aug 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msdsc537nc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mru2oyyhqc2fChampions league twice. First trophy win in 70 years. He did alright in my books. Thanks for the good times.30 Jul 2026 08:50 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mru2oyyhqc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mrprek5zd22achecked into a hotel and was greeted by a cuck lounge28 Jul 2026 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrprek5zd22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mrmfny4aps27Then he should have no problem giving his away27 Jul 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrmfny4aps27https://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mrhg7jmmts26Flew to Glasgow the same time as the commonwealth games, being three beers deep whilst surrounded by rows of athletes is a humbling experience25 Jul 2026 08:11 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhg7jmmts26https://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mraqwgauyk2dSpotted this beauty in the lake district22 Jul 2026 16:35 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mraqwgauyk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mrakq4u5ik2yFerran Torres won the world cup in Under Armour boots. 542 players in the tournament; 482 of those were in Adidas boots, only 9 were in Under Armour. We added the goal time to a great action shot and posted this with a caption going after other boot brands...22 Jul 2026 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrakq4u5ik2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mr3itrx6bc2ysocial media managers now the world cup is over20 Jul 2026 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3itrx6bc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mqznusz3fs2hN-Dubz are looking well19 Jul 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqznusz3fs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mqxd42ay3k22You know this means the final will be the deadest game ever televised18 Jul 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxd42ay3k22https://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mqxadou2ek2cEngland getting called passive and then destroying one of the best teams in the world is pretty funny. Pointless, but funny18 Jul 2026 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxadou2ek2chttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mqqwsptk5k2kTuchel saying england got too passive16 Jul 2026 09:37 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqqwsptk5k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mqqwawrgjc22Saw a guy punching a bush this morning some people are taking the loss worse than others16 Jul 2026 09:27 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqqwawrgjc22https://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mq5mwadphc2jI’m sat in front of a fan and complaining about the heat whilst some wimbledon matches are lasting five hours08 Jul 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5mwadphc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mq4rqpuhrs2cJust realised there's no world cup game today08 Jul 2026 09:13 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq4rqpuhrs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/panoparker.bsky.social/post/3mq37gk44us2wClacton you have a chance to do something very funny [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2026 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:7e2b5xsrhppo62twst7rc7iw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq37gk44us2w