Why on earth would you follow me on a second websitehttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muzgahbebc2vNew favorite advanced metric come and get your new favorite advanced metric [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzgahbebc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muxvsymdnc2sWatching a diving catch be called a catch and knowing it’ll just be a catch https://static.klipy.com/ii/8ce8357c78ea940b9c2015daf05ce1a5/76/18/2GyvpywC.gif?hh=200&ww=332&mp4=N9a3fDcQe5cxVqULLqT&webm=pcZNVDGiQMO8k9DH08 Sep 2026 01:49 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxvsymdnc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muxvek77tc2s“You’re not gonna catch me like those poor bastards at NBC”08 Sep 2026 01:41 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxvek77tc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muxunyl7ik2sWait you didn’t tell me reporters would start complaining there were no live stats. Let’s make every game like this08 Sep 2026 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxunyl7ik2shttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muxua2escs2sFSU fans: real football, played by men. SMU fans: what is this? 1992? We don’t have generators? [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxua2escs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muxs2l4svc2sDon’t worry FSU I’ve got just the thing https://youtu.be/FYfV3eWAOnQ?si=RhPDZvNvxOXLyQWf08 Sep 2026 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxs2l4svc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muxrcj6g6k2sWe can turn the power back on08 Sep 2026 00:28 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxrcj6g6k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muxr5jmuas2sNot even once FSU08 Sep 2026 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxr5jmuas2shttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muxqpn37kc2sThis has little to do with anything but there is a high school in St. Louis that was losing the Missouri state football title game until the power went out because a squirrel bit the wires. Turned around and they won when power came back on. The taxidermied squirrel is in the trophy case today.08 Sep 2026 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxqpn37kc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3lnb2mrsccc2sI have been thinking about this insane Nathan Fielder story for three days straight20 Apr 2025 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnb2mrsccc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muvljsaovs2rThat kick sent Louiville’s staff to bed. Brohm’s Lullabye.07 Sep 2026 03:40 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvljsaovs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muvlbzn6qc2rI do not care how good your kicker is this is college football why are you playing for a 50+ yard kick07 Sep 2026 03:35 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvlbzn6qc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muveezgo7k22I feel confident this is the most important film of all time [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muveezgo7k22https://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3muvayhbzsc2tInsane preferential treatment for Michigan and Notre Dame? College football is back baby07 Sep 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvayhbzsc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mutxmyobl223Spending the morning scrolling through my album of Michigan stadium clock operators posing with European leaders06 Sep 2026 12:11 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutxmyobl223https://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mut2c2djdc2cMichigan fans explaining why there was still a second on the clock06 Sep 2026 03:26 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut2c2djdc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3musyvultfs2rEveryone in these pictures thought they won06 Sep 2026 03:01 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musyvultfs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3musysno3yk2uHave we considered that maybe the referee does not know how to tell time06 Sep 2026 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musysno3yk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3musykq4wvk2uRegarding a previous statement of mine [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musykq4wvk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3musxlbawuc2uI think one issue for Michigan is that for the first time in a long time they hired a coach that isn’t flagrantly breaking every rule06 Sep 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musxlbawuc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mustc6vzlc2w“Buying your wife a present she does not like” is a very bad feeling. Especially if you spend a lot. Larry Ellison deserves it tho06 Sep 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mustc6vzlc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3musxcchxrk2uBryce Underwood, let me tell you the good news about how if you put $11 million in a low-cost broad-based index fund you actually don’t even need to earn another dollar to live a comfortable life. Might be particularly helpful for your situation.06 Sep 2026 02:32 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musxcchxrk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3musx7psoec2uMichigan losing to a directional school that each and every Michigan student would die before they admitted applying to, when that school has GRIT across its helmets, is too good06 Sep 2026 02:31 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musx7psoec2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3musx36pxxc2uHonestly Michigan deserves this for wearing these uniforms in a game they knew would be broadcast in fake tv hdr06 Sep 2026 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3musx36pxxc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mustc6vzlc2w“Buying your wife a present she does not like” is a very bad feeling. Especially if you spend a lot. Larry Ellison deserves it tho06 Sep 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mustc6vzlc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mus7r77ais26UConn 56, Lafayette 7. UConn had more yards than Lafayette did even if you add their punt yards. That’s a thumping. Light the Candle.05 Sep 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mus7r77ais26https://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3murztc7fq22mUConn’s new QB, Kaleb Osborne: 16/23, 210 yards, 2 TDs (had a third bomb wiped out by a questionable call), plus 59 yards and a TD on the ground.05 Sep 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3murztc7fq22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3murz5pa47c2fTwo minutes left in the half. Still more UConn points than Lafayette yards. The Candle is so lit. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3murz5pa47c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3murwmuakxk2fMore points than the other team has yards. Light the Candle baby.05 Sep 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3murwmuakxk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3murtnpd7ts2zI’ve spent all summer practicing and I’m now ready to say “it’s time to light the Candle” every time UConn football does something good let’s go Huskies05 Sep 2026 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3murtnpd7ts2z