Why on earth would you follow me on a second websitehttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwrlr33z7k2iWhat if we kissed under the giant inflatable Big East logo01 Oct 2026 00:23 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwrlr33z7k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwpezgdpys2yStart spreading the news30 Sep 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpezgdpys2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwpekqs2pk2yThis is a great game because Red Sox fans are bad people30 Sep 2026 03:09 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpekqs2pk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwpcty4s722iRed Sox fans how are you feeling id like to read about it in excruciating detail please30 Sep 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpcty4s722ihttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwp5q6qv5s2lSociety was in general correct to move past horrific medieval punishments, but I think we can make an exception for the guy who game up with Liberty Bibberty30 Sep 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwp5q6qv5s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwozrnwd7c25The UConn fanbase is split evenly between Yankees fans (handsome, smart, fun at parties) and Red Sox fans (banned from all Applebee’s locations nationwide because of “the incident”)29 Sep 2026 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwozrnwd7c25https://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwmufiymek26I have never related to a professional athlete more than Case Keemun saying he’d like to watch a football game with his kids in the room but they’re probably going to make him watch Bluey instead29 Sep 2026 03:15 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmufiymek26https://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwmuckz26k26It’s crazy that in the past 40 years the Chicago Bears have had two good quarterbacks and they’ve each started a game in the last two weeks.29 Sep 2026 03:13 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmuckz26k26https://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwmpe4hotc2tThe Western Michigan game broke something in the universe. My whole life the clock in football was just the clock. Now it’s a best guess and we’ve got people counting frames like they’re speedrunning Mario29 Sep 2026 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmpe4hotc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkgoo7nhs2mFull endorse.Let’s go Broncos. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 04:04 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkgoo7nhs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkgbcqmxc2mI get to roll this into the Bill Simmons podcast I’m a golden god [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 03:56 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkgbcqmxc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkg5xidx22mTHE DENVER FUCKING BRONCOS28 Sep 2026 03:55 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkg5xidx22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkfzol6ok2m“Honey I was just about to take out the trash what a weird coincidence you just brought it up”28 Sep 2026 03:52 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkfzol6ok2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkfns2if22mAs I was saying, clean game. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 03:45 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkfns2if22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkflnwask2m@spilly.bsky.social spilly were so happy28 Sep 2026 03:44 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkflnwask2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkfazfapc2mIt’s been an exciting game and I think the best part about it has been the professional and measured job the referees have done. Love to see a fair contest out there. I’m a Broncos fan but I want it straight up. And this was that.28 Sep 2026 03:38 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkfazfapc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkf2idpbk2mMany are saying that was a correct and appropriate call28 Sep 2026 03:35 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkf2idpbk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwket7uz6s2mBo Nix first half vs. second half28 Sep 2026 03:31 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwket7uz6s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkbfc462s2yI root for Bo Nix and I’m still28 Sep 2026 02:29 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkbfc462s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkehyegpc2mLoading… [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkehyegpc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwke2n2p522mBONCOS BONCOS BONCOS28 Sep 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwke2n2p522mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkd2jl7lc25THE DENVER BRONCOS28 Sep 2026 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkd2jl7lc25https://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkctvl2sk25“You’re not gonna Michigan my ass” - Mike Tirico writing his script about the clock during that ad break28 Sep 2026 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkctvl2sk25https://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkc3kvu7s2yWhy don’t they make the whole airplane out of how the broncos play in the second half28 Sep 2026 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkc3kvu7s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwkbfc462s2yI root for Bo Nix and I’m still28 Sep 2026 02:29 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkbfc462s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwk6b2i4os2iI am once again suggesting [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 01:33 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwk6b2i4os2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwk2ox4wbc2a[Definitely not talking myself into it voice] It’s Bo Nix time let’s go Bo Nix I love watching Bo Nix in the first quarter28 Sep 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwk2ox4wbc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwk2baen7c2aI Bo-lieve [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwk2baen7c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/noescalators.bsky.social/post/3mwjljf6zk22jThey fell for the hard count!27 Sep 2026 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:7edrklnt3jsdsznexps75itg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjljf6zk22j