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Building charity software over at @socialsync.io.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me</link><title>@danmatthews.me - Dan Matthews</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mjrgf5ihv22t</link><description>&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Apr 2026 12:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrgf5ihv22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mjpeho7v7c2s</link><description>Seen a few screenshots from the usual suspects over on the nazi-friendly app saying things like &#34;this is incredibly scary&#34; in response to the new tax.&#xA;&#xA;My brother in christ, if you own a $5m property that you BARELY USE, pay a bit more tax or fuck off so we can turn it into 6 cheaper homes.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Apr 2026 16:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpeho7v7c2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mjoih6762c2x</link><description>&#34;Blessed are the cheesemakers&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Apr 2026 08:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjoih6762c2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mjjhydupwk2u</link><description>Been out ill for nearly 5 days now and i swear i&#39;ve forgotten how to touch type.&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/e7Gia5KudfcAAAAC/stubby-fingers-sausage-fingers.gif?hh=373&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>15 Apr 2026 08:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjjhydupwk2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mjeiahtosk2c</link><description>Gas man just been, told me some horror stories of local HMO&#39;s where they&#39;ve used unqualified personnel to install gas boilers for the properties to save a few £££, owned by foreign investors, and pulling guys in from 2-3 hours away to do the work so it would go undetected, mental.</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2026 08:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjeiahtosk2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mj2hsekegc24</link><description>Last night was “paint something, quick!” So here’s a rough-as-balls white Templar. I think I like these guys.</description><pubDate>09 Apr 2026 09:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj2hsekegc24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mj2h4ynd522f</link><description>If you&#39;re cheering because people who risked a channel crossing on a small boat have died - drowned - then brother, you are a piece of shit.</description><pubDate>09 Apr 2026 09:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj2h4ynd522f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3miyc6a4oq22w</link><description>I wonder if part of the deal is that Trump gets a kick-back on the fees they&#39;re charging from the strait.</description><pubDate>08 Apr 2026 12:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyc6a4oq22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3miy7gya3cs2w</link><description>Radio 2 parading out the &#34;I think Trump just did a great job&#34; and &#34;That&#39;s just his negotiating style&#34; people this afternoon. Vom.</description><pubDate>08 Apr 2026 11:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3miy7gya3cs2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mixu7uin522w</link><description>Somewhere out there, they&#39;re just getting the Friends finale.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Apr 2026 08:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixu7uin522w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3miwhjqdk4c2u</link><description>Betteridge’s law of headlines: if it ends with a question mark, it can be almost always be answered with “no”.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Apr 2026 18:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwhjqdk4c2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mivrwj6va22k</link><description>Anxiety level 9000 reached.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5yw4g3z7qgt</description><pubDate>07 Apr 2026 12:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mivrwj6va22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mivksvf4zc2q</link><description>&#34;Imagine a fish finger, as big, as big as a house...&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Apr 2026 10:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mivksvf4zc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3millkz5lss2o</link><description>I&#39;ve reached the &#34;We do not negotiate with terrorists&#34; level of dealing with folk on Facebook Marketplace.</description><pubDate>03 Apr 2026 11:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3millkz5lss2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3miizcot7l22h</link><description>All the UK subreddits are just people being rage baited by reform posting bots, it’s so blindly obvious.&#xA;&#xA;Posts every day like “what’s your opinion on the deputy Green Party leader” feigning being curious or just “starting conversations” but obviously just angling for racist garbage comments.</description><pubDate>02 Apr 2026 10:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3miizcot7l22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3miis3xte322f</link><description>I&#39;ll take that.</description><pubDate>02 Apr 2026 08:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3miis3xte322f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3miirffqoyc2f</link><description>Hard drives are HOW MUCH now thank you very much?</description><pubDate>02 Apr 2026 08:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3miirffqoyc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mihrroqbcs2t</link><description>Successful launch, what a great way to end the day.</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2026 22:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihrroqbcs2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3migt5qffuc2f</link><description>Me looking at an expensive mechanical DIY keyboard build thinking &#34;yeah that might fix me&#34;.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2026 13:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3migt5qffuc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3migpdncw7c2r</link><description>April fools day is the wrong day to be on the internet when you&#39;re already emotionally drained that&#39;s for damn sure.</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2026 12:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3migpdncw7c2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3migdu66qls2p</link><description>AI has simply &#34;increased the velocity&#34; at which I am burnt out.&#xA;&#xA;It is Wednesday morning and I am staring blankly at my keyboard wondering if I should just go work in a pub again or something.</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2026 09:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3migdu66qls2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mi2gmtrfl22w</link><description>So ICE are literally working in airports asking people &#34;Papers please?&#34;.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2026 15:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi2gmtrfl22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mhzujlvwt22l</link><description>Watched the Harry potter series trailer and ... it seems mostly the same, including costumes, look, logo, everything.&#xA;&#xA;The only extra bit seems to be that they&#39;re including more scenes from the book due to the extended runtime of a series, so i&#39;m sure book fans will love it, but ... what a waste.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2026 10:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhzujlvwt22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mhzsjktvmc2g</link><description>The Dunning-Kruger administration.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2026 09:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhzsjktvmc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danmatthews.me/post/3mhvzkyrer22j</link><description>Picked up a macbook neo to play around with and use as my &#34;personal&#34; 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I never realised I missed the actually-clicking-trackpad.</description><pubDate>25 Mar 2026 21:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ejreo7gmpj5xendnioeajvs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvzkyrer22j</guid></item></channel></rss>