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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Holding down the Orioles fort in the Lone Star state.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social</link><title>@texasorioles.bsky.social - Texas Orioles</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lobmtrha6227</link><description>Photographing flowers this spring has been my coping mechanism for when the #orioles are struggling.</description><pubDate>03 May 2025 15:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ewvx2kbtfylb7pn6jmuu7aa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lobmtrha6227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lironrpw7c2h</link><description>The world might be going to absolute shit, but at least the Orioles play baseball today.</description><pubDate>22 Feb 2025 15:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ewvx2kbtfylb7pn6jmuu7aa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lironrpw7c2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lhrynwygdc2v</link><description>This. Is. Bad.</description><pubDate>10 Feb 2025 01:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ewvx2kbtfylb7pn6jmuu7aa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrynwygdc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lhlus2kcnc2v</link><description>My favorite thing about Super Bowl Sunday is that it is 4 days until Orioles pitchers and catchers report.</description><pubDate>07 Feb 2025 15:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ewvx2kbtfylb7pn6jmuu7aa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhlus2kcnc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lh7nkovyrs2o</link><description>Can, like...pitchers and catchers report tomorrow? I need a distraction from the clusterfuck the US is becoming</description><pubDate>02 Feb 2025 18:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ewvx2kbtfylb7pn6jmuu7aa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh7nkovyrs2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lgxqt3vfrc2x</link><description>@orioles.com Hi Orioles! You can start posting on this platform now! We got your back if Elon comes after you 👊</description><pubDate>30 Jan 2025 15:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ewvx2kbtfylb7pn6jmuu7aa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgxqt3vfrc2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lgxqt3vfrc2x</link><description>@orioles.com Hi Orioles! You can start posting on this platform now! We got your back if Elon comes after you 👊</description><pubDate>30 Jan 2025 15:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ewvx2kbtfylb7pn6jmuu7aa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgxqt3vfrc2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lgebhtqq322t</link><description>We got some ice yesterday here in Texas. This is my dog, Layla.</description><pubDate>22 Jan 2025 21:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ewvx2kbtfylb7pn6jmuu7aa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgebhtqq322t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lgbyydle7s27</link><description>My daffodils are emerging too early. Fuck this week.</description><pubDate>21 Jan 2025 23:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ewvx2kbtfylb7pn6jmuu7aa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgbyydle7s27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lg4aklfbws2x</link><description>Honestly, you have to give Tanner Scott props. 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Face every fear.&#xA;2. For Mike Elias to spend my fucking money &#xA;3. Be kind and rewind my VHS tapes.</description><pubDate>31 Dec 2024 21:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ewvx2kbtfylb7pn6jmuu7aa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lemyp27wl22g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lekvdvaa6k2y</link><description>Spin rate sounds cool. What is cooler? Getting hitters out.&#xA;&#xA;xwOBA+ sounds cool. What is cooler? Getting on your ass on base and getting to the next one.&#xA;&#xA;People have made an insane amount of money overthinking a children&#39;s game.</description><pubDate>31 Dec 2024 01:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7ewvx2kbtfylb7pn6jmuu7aa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lekvdvaa6k2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/texasorioles.bsky.social/post/3lekgxltwjs2y</link><description>I grew up on the Iowa side near of the Iowa-Missouri border. 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