For the love of Seinfeld. Meant to add a smile to your day. #Seinfeld #Seinfeldismhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlwop3usrq25Sometimes at restaurants, she talks to her food. "Oh Mr. Mashed Potatoes, you are soo good." / S09E14 The Strong Box16 May 2026 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwop3usrq25https://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlwi2mydrc2vThe cast of the television sitcom Seinfeld, photographed by Mark Seliger for Rolling Stone magazine in July 1993. #Seinfeld15 May 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwi2mydrc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlwhvybazk2yWell, I'm doing a coffee table book on coffee tables. / S05E10 The Cigar Store Indian15 May 2026 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwhvybazk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlwf7mcbzc2vI feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity. #Seinfeld #Kramer15 May 2026 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwf7mcbzc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlw5e57rwz2wRussel: She works for Pendant Publishing. She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. You know, I used to work for NBC, but when I go back to her this time, she'll respect me. / S04E24 The Pilot (Part 2)15 May 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlw5e57rwz2whttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlvxd24g7727Kramer: You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window. / S09E02 The Voice15 May 2026 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvxd24g7727https://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlvuhpy4ot2eSeinfeldism: "Kiss hello program" ~ Jerry claimed he was on a 'kiss hello program' with Elaine's friend Wendy, because he kissed her once on her birthday, and now a kiss was expected every time they met. (S06E17 The Kiss Hello) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…15 May 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvuhpy4ot2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlvqwisyu22cWhat is a "Seinfeld" related question on "Celebrity Jeopardy All-stars" Ken? #Seinfeld #YadaYadaYada15 May 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvqwisyu22chttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlvqjjzqab2xGeorge: You know, people think I'm smart, but I'm not smart. Jerry: Who thinks you're smart? / S03E07 The Cafe15 May 2026 16:22 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvqjjzqab2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlvjqjfnlt2wOh yeah, that's right. Go. You put us all in the hospital, and you've ruined our business with all your macho head games. / S08E17 The English Patient15 May 2026 14:21 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvjqjfnlt2whttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlvcx2wfne27He embibed her glistening spell... just before the other shoe... fell. / S08E02 The Soul Mate15 May 2026 12:19 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvcx2wfne27https://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlv45zojea2wGeorge: To cover my nervousness I started eating an apple, because I think if they hear you chewing on the other end of the phone, it makes you sound casual. Jerry Yeah. Like a farm boy. / S02E04 The Phone Message15 May 2026 10:18 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlv45zojea2whttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlu5yyxx2s2xShe's a Nazi, George. A Nazi! / S03E19 The Limo15 May 2026 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlu5yyxx2s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mltx7zbfea2lThe crime there is just terrible. Do you know I got mugged for a marble rye right on the street. / S07E15 The Cadillac (Part 2)14 May 2026 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltx7zbfea2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mltnanr4l42tFarmer: Gonna be milking Holsteins in the morning, if you'd like to lend a hand... Susie here'll teach you. / S07E22 The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)14 May 2026 20:18 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltnanr4l42thttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mltgcamzzl2tI want that free sub. / S09E10 The Strike14 May 2026 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltgcamzzl2thttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mltdziooub2lSeinfeldism: "How do we know the dog food's any good? Who tastes it?" ~ When she was delirious from being on a fast for nearly three days, this was one of Elaine's visionary thoughts. (S03E15 The Suicide) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism.com/lexicon/index.php14 May 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltdziooub2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlt7jqj4es2iDeSoto's down, but Cosmo's got the caboose. / S07E07 The Secret Code14 May 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt7jqj4es2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlsziugfta27It's 100 cotton, and some wool. / S08E19 The Yada Yada14 May 2026 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlsziugfta27https://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlssolq6iy2lI'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning. / S08E07 The Checks14 May 2026 12:23 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlssolq6iy2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlslwd7ivr2tElaine: What are you doing? Kramer: Oh, well, I'm dominating. / S08E01 The Foundation14 May 2026 10:22 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlslwd7ivr2thttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlrnpi2rji25You know, Spring! Rejuvenation, re-birth, everything's blooming, all that crap! / S07E02 The Postponement14 May 2026 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrnpi2rji25https://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlrgwgzoob2uOh, look! There's Gregory Peck's bicycle! / S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store13 May 2026 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrgwgzoob2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlr4gfeotx2tIn my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian". You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian. / S06E06 The Gymnast13 May 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr4gfeotx2thttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlqwdf6syu27Olly, olly, oxen, free! / S07E08 The Pool Guy13 May 2026 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqwdf6syu27https://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlqtkmtpcz2uSeinfeldism: "Just a mischievous, rambunctious kid" ~ How Kramer described the character Damien from the movie 'The Omen.' (S08E18 The Nap) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism.com/lexicon/index.php13 May 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqtkmtpcz2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlqpjw7seq25Kramer: What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soakin' in Ivory liquid? / S03E23 The Keys13 May 2026 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqpjw7seq25https://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlqiqruvy62pSusan: So, what have you got there ... oh Rochelle, Rochelle. / S04E21 The Smelly Car13 May 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqiqruvy62phttps://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlqbxitza225Well...I was in the locker room showering, and I...I had to go... / S05E17 The Wife13 May 2026 12:18 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqbxitza225https://bsky.app/profile/seinfeldism.bsky.social/post/3mlq36fpeig26Both parties don't have to consent to a break-up. It's not like you're launching missiles from a submarine and you both have to turn your keys. / S09E14 The Strong Box13 May 2026 10:17 +0000at://did:plc:7exnp2zmophaapytowdi6fa2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlq36fpeig26