the goofiest cracker you’ve ever methttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.networkhttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mmig2belck2vkeldon johnson out here lookin like vince staples23 May 2026 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmig2belck2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mmhil5z47s26https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-feel-ya/1722395459?i=172239546522 May 2026 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmhil5z47s26https://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mmfwn4lxac27https://music.apple.com/us/album/what-if-i-was-white-feat-eminem/1443143502?i=144314427122 May 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmfwn4lxac27https://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mmet3ptj4223bout to zoot myself to fucking mars brb21 May 2026 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmet3ptj4223https://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mmd7txdxvs2llinkedin weedheads be going crazy21 May 2026 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmd7txdxvs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mmc3klzyhk2pabout to go in for a second interview today for a dayjob so i can chase the tech shit even harder - i loved the first interview this job would be working with intellectually disabled kids/adults and that seems like a good ass way for me to get a fresh perspective on life20 May 2026 14:12 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmc3klzyhk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mmc3hzytlc2p30% of the way to my goal of throwing 10 vouchers to 10 different people20 May 2026 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmc3hzytlc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mm6k3ncuns2zcome to 250 madison ave for some hot ass coffee https://soundcloud.com/skibidisigmarizz69/big-benny?si=6502a87a5248419c8c10064dce5e1da2&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing19 May 2026 04:21 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm6k3ncuns2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlykq7dnbc2phttps://music.apple.com/us/album/this-could-be-us/1882147893?i=188214790616 May 2026 19:16 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlykq7dnbc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlyk6zyqu22phttps://music.apple.com/us/album/bed-peace-feat-childish-gambino/1440819527?i=144081980516 May 2026 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyk6zyqu22phttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlyk3xaqqc2phttps://music.apple.com/us/album/too-close/258595302?i=25859547116 May 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyk3xaqqc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlxv55wk3pitDislike when a very good point is made but the infographic is AI slop. It takes away from the impact of the message. The only AI I really trust to do stuff like infographics is Nana Pro.16 May 2026 12:50 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxv55wk3pithttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlwy4eerec2nwhy the fuck is san antonio playing plumlee, biyombo, AND olynyk at the same time? i get you’re up by 35 but save some big dudes for the conference finals damn16 May 2026 04:11 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwy4eerec2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlt54hw5n22pI feel like the reason nobody knew Mike Jones’ name for a minute is because it is tough keeping up with the Joneses14 May 2026 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt54hw5n22phttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlszvefzp2jdCreating a gooner superhero named Jork McCork14 May 2026 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlszvefzp2jdhttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlk6uyll3k2cThe vibe code LLMs are tripping with bribing hamsters and reticulating splines what a bunch of millennial minds lmao11 May 2026 02:07 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlk6uyll3k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlk6kiq54k2cBallmaxxing is just the most recent exercise in Darwinism11 May 2026 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlk6kiq54k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mljxllhxyk2cout here reticulating some splines with my friends, if you know you know10 May 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljxllhxyk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mljwcxzvzc2cI wish I was just happy about shit like Reggie Miller that man’s energy jumps through a TV screen during broadcasts10 May 2026 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljwcxzvzc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mljkzozodk23https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sXxmHdycac10 May 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljkzozodk23https://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlgmipt2nc26reasonstobecheerful.world https://reasonstobecheerful.world/09 May 2026 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgmipt2nc26https://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlfjwwfovvjtLes amo09 May 2026 05:42 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlfjwwfovvjthttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlfiaaqcjc2ti dont care about what a mf does on bluesky i only care about a mf keeping it real on the dumpster fire channel on ohana slack09 May 2026 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlfiaaqcjc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlen57ussafeI hate it when I fact check and I’m wrong I absolutely must be accurate when I pop off at the mouth08 May 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlen57ussafehttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlcqxims6k2i“everyone’s just like a book i haven’t read” - dave chappelle to michelle obama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygvvUTvFGhc (25:27 timestamp)08 May 2026 03:09 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcqxims6k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlcmzut5pmomGoddamn it @bookhalfunread.bsky.social now I’m following you back I thought you were off the narcotic08 May 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcmzut5pmomhttps://bsky.app/profile/hottakes.cryptoanarchy.network/post/3mlckesemts2iwow - just went on an unfollowing spree of people who post every month or less - i’m only following 57 people now - this fucking place fell off08 May 2026 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:7fsir2g5accfi6pberem75z5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlckesemts2i