||: Words-Music :|| Cold Case Crime Cuts / We Forced A Bot / The Naked Week / The Skewer and so off. Also plays in orchestras in exchange for money.https://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mvfzytsnn22lconductors advertising adhesives (🧵)13 Sep 2026 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfzytsnn22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mujsv4u63k22Of all the things that are not culture, this is quite possibly the not-culturiest. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 11:19 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujsv4u63k22https://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mu7nxxvy3c2yScheherazade Scheherazade 2: Scheherazader Scheherazade with a Vengeance29 Aug 2026 10:25 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7nxxvy3c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mtt55dpblc2gWell, there it is. After 350+ years of concerts and tens of billions of possibilities, we finally have an official, undisputed, scientifically proven Worst Programme®. Congratulations to all those responsible; Centre Court at The Hague is booked for Thursday (roof open TBC).24 Aug 2026 10:52 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtt55dpblc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mthoghj5is2aAt last! A reason to film a podcast.19 Aug 2026 21:29 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthoghj5is2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3msq7pgfhtk2qBRITISH ORCHESTRAL MUSICIANS: We're so glad to see the back of that conductor. What a terrible five-year tenure that was. RUSSIAN ORCHESTRAL MUSICIANS:10 Aug 2026 13:34 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3msq7pgfhtk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3ldfxmkpdyc2bSimon Heffer has written his classical music article again.16 Dec 2024 08:59 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldfxmkpdyc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mrummausfs2qTomorrow at 15.45, then forever after* on BBC Sounds. Decipher the secret hidden message to win BIG CASH PRIZES 💲💲💲, a guided tour of Broadcasting House, and your own 10-part podcast series with a convicted felon. *for one year [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 14:11 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrummausfs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mrpgot3qms2g#stoptheboats #burnhamout28 Jul 2026 12:41 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpgot3qms2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mrl4k7kq3c2k"and his hand-picked orchestra" #BBCProms26 Jul 2026 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrl4k7kq3c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mrf4cqjjuk2zA new thing on R4 next Friday. It's a devastating exploration of grief and childhood traumahahahahaaa no, not really. It's about a bunch of idiots and a bridge. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002zgn724 Jul 2026 10:09 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrf4cqjjuk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mr65nqbssc2kTELEGRAPH EXCLUSIVE: "Vile and depraved" travel correspondent fails to condemn pun in cancer headline21 Jul 2026 15:44 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr65nqbssc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mqookh2zes24Have all the train drivers been raptured?15 Jul 2026 12:04 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqookh2zes24https://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mqgsz2xfak2sRieusmary's Baby®12 Jul 2026 09:03 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqgsz2xfak2shttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mpre356fwc2zGood grief, but when Tom Wolfe was good he was ludicrously, luridly good. This line alone deserves its own UFC fight, but really the entire collection is brilliant; a cavalcade of queasy counter- (and counter-counter-) culture Americana. Vegas and demolition derbies and Phil Spector, oh my!03 Jul 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpre356fwc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mpiy3nbfas2kYour occasional reminder that there's a dentist in Florida (of course) called Herbert C. Mantooth. That is all. Go in peace.30 Jun 2026 12:14 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpiy3nbfas2khttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mohwtfd2yk2vIncredible one-two punch from today's Telegraph feature columnists: 1) I am the stupidest man to have ever lived 2) I have given explosives to kids17 Jun 2026 08:53 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mohwtfd2yk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mo6wdiames2vJOURNA. SODDING. LISM.13 Jun 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo6wdiames2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mo5zkuytq22aFirst time attending Trooping the Colour. Horse Guards Parade looking magnificent. #blessed #godsavetheking13 Jun 2026 10:16 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo5zkuytq22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mnzb3ybd7k2fYour periodic reminder that the phrase "political columnist" derives from the Old Norse word "pjolkalmniisti", which translates as "child too stupid to fit fork in toaster".11 Jun 2026 12:47 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzb3ybd7k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mnwqqciqu22ihe lied to us through song10 Jun 2026 12:49 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnwqqciqu22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mnhahao7fs2pWhat a harrowing opening to a biog.04 Jun 2026 08:48 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnhahao7fs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mn7zkoumhs2pNice try, The Telegraph, but this is quite clearly the same person.01 Jun 2026 11:56 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn7zkoumhs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mn7pysjvlk23Thought about this again. Still utter cobblers. Still furious.01 Jun 2026 09:05 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn7pysjvlk23https://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mn2sb6ex7k24You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.30 May 2026 10:02 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn2sb6ex7k24https://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mmluemoeik2iVery pleasingly, this has won a gold thing for best documentary at the New York Festivals awards, despite not being (but also being) a documentary. Hard to explain, just go listen. Co-worded with the excellent @anc1entmarinade.bsky.social and @jonholmes.bsky.social. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0029jdf?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile24 May 2026 11:30 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmluemoeik2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mmbo7d44i226FUTURE ADAM CURTIS: This is the last known photograph of HS2. It was taken in May 2026, shortly before Birmingham was plunged into eternal darkness beneath a trillion uncollected bin bags. The first train arrived in 2040, coinciding with the extinction of the last surviving German Christmas market.20 May 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmbo7d44i226https://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mlsqkyjsy22oSay that bit again, Robbo, you big Doppler effect you. What utter dross being handed down by our nation's oh-so-sodding-esteemed fourth estate. A foghorn of nothing. A firehose of breathless bilge. A guesseract of droning womp-wompery.14 May 2026 11:45 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlsqkyjsy22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mlsdg3crjs2oHad enough of the deluge of hyperventilating Westminster unjournalism? I'd recommend switching over to Birmingham University's live feed of nesting peregrine falcons for a more nuanced, restful and - let's be honest - no less factual viewing experience. https://www.youtube.com/live/4dsZIFfysuU?si=49VvlRTFUKSIe6Rc14 May 2026 07:50 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlsdg3crjs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/garethceredig.bsky.social/post/3mle6ilmvws2fWhat an incredibly normal, functioning country.08 May 2026 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:7gr2f55croojysmcnaa2yrna/app.bsky.feed.post/3mle6ilmvws2f