KCMOhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3m5mk6qszpk2tNo wonder DJT took that shot in the ear so well (allegedly). He spent the 90s taking shots to the back of the throat with Bubba14 Nov 2025 20:42 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5mk6qszpk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3m5jhqlqmas2oDiet Coke is a fridge cigarette. Social media is a phone cigarette. AI is a computer cigarette. Capitalism is an economy cigarette. I won’t be taking questions.13 Nov 2025 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5jhqlqmas2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lormutvyec24Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. - Anne Frank09 May 2025 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lormutvyec24https://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lgylnx3wkc2rI’ve made a lot of jokes about politics recently but that’s because — if I’m being honest — I thought this Trump admin would be bad, but in the same hilariously inept way it was bad in 2016. Spicer hiding in the bushes, Scaramucci kind of bad. But idk if there’s anything funny about this now30 Jan 2025 23:01 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgylnx3wkc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lgvigpnibk2lADHD testing update: I’ll have you all know I made it to the first appointment and was only 15 minutes late! They did tell me that I made the appointment for TOMORROW, not today and I just didn’t pay close enough attention to the date but still29 Jan 2025 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgvigpnibk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lgmgrrwt5s2gSince sitting down to read an hour ago: Glasses of wine: 2 Anime T-shirts ordered: 5 Social media posts: 4 (and counting) Tik Toks watched: 37 Pages read: 0 But I mean, how do you not buy this t-shirt?26 Jan 2025 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgmgrrwt5s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lgjy2ab2uk2xI’m learning that a lot of things about me that I thought were just quirky little goofs are actually debilitating symptoms of mental illness25 Jan 2025 03:33 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgjy2ab2uk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lgehbkscos2oBeyond some questionable advertisements, my fyp has felt like it’s gone WAY WAY left. Like to the point I’m getting bored of politics. Either fears that the algo has changed were unfounded, or the changes are way more insidious than previously thought22 Jan 2025 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgehbkscos2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lg7tx2346c2q“No no no he said ‘sieg hi!’ not ‘sieg hiEL!’ He was just saying hello!” - our nation’s esteemed d students21 Jan 2025 02:53 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg7tx2346c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lg7t6h45ok2qTell anyone defending Elon Musk to film themselves doing the same “wave” and upload it to the internet. Tell them to share it with their friends and family and employer. If it’s not so bad, what could happen?21 Jan 2025 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg7t6h45ok2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lg5c4zbygs2rYour get out of jail free card is here20 Jan 2025 02:29 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg5c4zbygs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lg4dyyepes2gTo everyone who keeps commenting that they named their “vibe” “Andrew”, I know what that means. I googled it. And it does NOT mean “vibe” as like “general feeling about something”19 Jan 2025 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4dyyepes2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lg2zepqets2m*through tears* you know what? hell yeah19 Jan 2025 04:46 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg2zepqets2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3ldhebui6fs2zGetting a new social media app is a lot like starting a new relationship. There’s a lot of rigmarole: you have to get to know it, it has to get to know you. Eventually it sells your personal data to an adversarial government and faces legal sanctions as a result… tale as old as time, really16 Dec 2024 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldhebui6fs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3ld4vfjkgdc2g Someone said “Andr3w, I want you to break my back so hard I become radicalized against the US healthcare system.” Wtf, beloved?12 Dec 2024 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld4vfjkgdc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lcymgv24fk2dTBH, if I were Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, my petty ass would’ve told those bitches to fuck right the fuck off. Call me “Pinocchio”? Don’t invite me to play Monopoly? Good luck out in the fog lmao. Don’t go the wrong way and end up stranded over the South Atlantic, babe 😘11 Dec 2024 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcymgv24fk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lcvkbg3qp22mWhen you look at the lengths they’re going to in order to solve the UCH shooting just remember: they could also go those lengths to solve our healthcare crisis. They’re choosing not to09 Dec 2024 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcvkbg3qp22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lctuyecq2c24Bro I can’t do these Chiefs games anymore. I mean yeah we win but my heart can’t take it. Doinking it in for the game winning field game is some diabolical work from the script writers09 Dec 2024 04:24 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctuyecq2c24https://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lcszksxajk2jNo more confusing feeling than finding out you’ve been blocked by someone you already didn’t like. It’s like being given the finger by someone who cut you off in traffic — hey, man, YOU are the asshole here!08 Dec 2024 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcszksxajk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lckxnei4is23Kelsier??? #mistborn05 Dec 2024 15:17 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lckxnei4is23https://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lcipttue722k*youth pastor voice* You know, I know a man who was “Spotify wrapped” in the Holy Spirit. And it just so happens he was born around this time…04 Dec 2024 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcipttue722khttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lc6ryqc3t22gTaking a break from social media for the holidays (this post notwithstanding) and life is significantly sweeter, I fear. Gonna go ahead and do absolutely nothing with this information30 Nov 2024 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc6ryqc3t22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lc2foax7is2lOfficially at the age where I accidentally fell asleep sitting up in the living room after the Thanksgiving meal. And you know what? It was the best sleep of my god damn life29 Nov 2024 01:13 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc2foax7is2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lbxfihjtgs2vEvery few hours I switch between praying this country doesn’t burn down next year and praying this country burns down right this very moment, depending on what I’m reading27 Nov 2024 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbxfihjtgs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lbswgm3ka224Constantly playing a little game called: “Is It Avoidant Attachment Disorder or Are Fictional Characters Just Way Hotter?”26 Nov 2024 01:52 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbswgm3ka224https://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lbsh7ngtek2gTwo years ago I decided I wanted to lose 5 lbs so I started running 3x per week and lifting weights 3x per week. Since then, I have gained 20 pounds and gone up two shirt sizes and four pant sizes. I’ve done it. I’ve accidentally gotten bulky.25 Nov 2024 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbsh7ngtek2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lbpeulmfqk2jIf you’re thinking BlueSky is wonderful without all the MAGA losers, just think about how wonderful your life would feel if you cut them all out completely24 Nov 2024 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbpeulmfqk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lbpbe5ltms2jI need a haircut but all the example pictures are AI now? Y’all I cannot be going into a barbershop with a screen grab of a computer generated hunk and say “make me look like this absolute BEEFCAKE”24 Nov 2024 14:57 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbpbe5ltms2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lbndnu2nrk2fIdk why people love to say I’m condescending (that means “talks down to people”)23 Nov 2024 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbndnu2nrk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/andr3wsky.bsky.social/post/3lauzyhwqyu2aBluesky 🤝Andr3wsky14 Nov 2024 04:36 +0000at://did:plc:7hpxfpuneilwpdp4dza6v2gt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lauzyhwqyu2a