Sarcastic indie developer of retro-ish games like Tire Fire Rally and Nuclear Lizard Island Rampage. Working out of Columbus, OH. 🏎️ Get TFR: https://tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc 🦎 Get NLIR: https://tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck 📑 Unity Tutorials: https://tinyurl.com/22zphttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3muix7bnstk2aI am not good at making cinematics, but Mega Golf deserves a try.02 Sep 2026 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3muix7bnstk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mttv3p42jc2uThere was a time in my life when I sought out banned books to read. I was always expecting something salacious, ideas so powerful that they must be hidden I eventually stopped because it turned out that they're all just normal books. I can't imagine being so dull as to be afraid of them.24 Aug 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttv3p42jc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mtkudj5scs2yIt's a little rough, but my project is finished for the #GoneFishingGameJam, and I am tired. intimidation-crab.itch.io/cat-burglar https://itch.io/jam/gone-fishing-game-jam-ii/rate/491911421 Aug 2026 03:53 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkudj5scs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mtignrs7xs2420 Aug 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtignrs7xs24https://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mtfr2ibo4k2eOnce more into the stream. Come watch me fumble my way through my project for the #GoneFishingGameJam #GameDev #Twitch #Fiiish https://www.twitch.tv/intimidation_crab219 Aug 2026 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfr2ibo4k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mtdbee7ctc2bBack at it on the fish game. #GoneFishingGameJam #Twitch #GameDev https://www.twitch.tv/intimidation_crab218 Aug 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtdbee7ctc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mtcjpyajfs2jCome watch me work on my stupid idea for the Gone Fishing Game Jam! #GameDev #GoneFishingGameJam #Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/intimidation_crab217 Aug 2026 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcjpyajfs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mtbzb2zrjk2cAt the back of my mind, I always harbored the hope that after my life collapsed, I would end up running a rare book store and selling things to weird, eccentric and adventurous people. Never in that fantasy was I collecting books for a robot to scan and destroy.17 Aug 2026 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbzb2zrjk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3msrilcawl22qDo you want to play with my balls? Mega Golf launches Dec. 2026. Wish list it on Steam today! #GameDev #Gaming #PCGaming https://store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/Mega_Golf/11 Aug 2026 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrilcawl22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3msmbeb64wk2eJust entered the #GoneFishingGameJam and I am trying to decide between two ideas. One would take me about 5 hours to put together. The other might take two weeks of sleepless nights. Couldn't possibly pick between them.08 Aug 2026 23:53 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3msmbeb64wk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3msfcaqhsds2qMurder Party is the more fun and prescient version of Velvet Buzzsaw, which is an opinion that is both very niche, and about a decade out of date.06 Aug 2026 05:20 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3msfcaqhsds2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3msf3pt46t22jI hate being a solo developer, because the person requesting one-off, level-unique art and the person who has to either make that art or refuse that request are both me. Let me tell you, me hates me. #GameDev06 Aug 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3msf3pt46t22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mse737j4522rI don't understand how marketing works, so here is my Steam page. https://store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/Mega_Golf/?beta=005 Aug 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mse737j4522rhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mruwjlk5cs2eONE FUCKING HOUR LEFT FOR THE MEGA GOLF KICKSTARTER! and then I can finally stop talking about fundraising until it's time to make the next game.30 Jul 2026 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruwjlk5cs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mrut5zf5qc2oDamn, no longer $69.30 Jul 2026 16:08 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrut5zf5qc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mruqlyby6c2oThe Mega Golf Kickstarter is currently at $69, and I am thinking about closing donations just for the stupid joke.30 Jul 2026 15:22 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruqlyby6c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mrtit33fgs2hTime sure flies when you're fucking exhausted30 Jul 2026 03:30 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrtit33fgs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mrtibfbhs22h14 hours left on Mega Golf! And all is well. #GameDev #PCGaming https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aconnell23/mega-golf/posts/475822630 Jul 2026 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrtibfbhs22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mrq4hfpt622lI hate how so much news about the arts is actually just about money.28 Jul 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrq4hfpt622lhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mrociscahs2oAlso, in honor of the fully funded Mega Golf campaign, I am proud to announce the official Steam Page, complete with a terrible, place-holder trailer. https://store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/Mega_Golf/?beta=028 Jul 2026 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrociscahs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mro3qff7y22q66 hours left on the Mega Golf Kickstarter. I accidentally planned the last days of this for my vacation, which was a mistake, but we've already hit the goal. Anyway, thanks for all the support. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aconnell23/mega-golf27 Jul 2026 23:53 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mro3qff7y22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mrilzlgerk2eThese three books hang very well together. They are all about people who love the same music, and coming at it from very different angles.25 Jul 2026 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrilzlgerk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mrfqamhl2s2tI didn't get a chance to make a silly count down gif last night, but the Mega Golf Kickstarter is now down to 5 days. #GameDev #Gaming #Indie https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aconnell23/mega-golf24 Jul 2026 16:06 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfqamhl2s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mrcu27le2c2a7 days left until the end of the Mega Golf Kickstarter. A chaotic meld of vehicular combat and mini-golf. #GameDev #Kickstarter #PCGaming https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aconnell23/mega-golf23 Jul 2026 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrcu27le2c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mrabn5evds267 days on the Mega Golf Kickstarter #GameDev #Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aconnell23/mega-golf22 Jul 2026 12:01 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrabn5evds26https://bsky.app/profile/intimidationcrab.bsky.social/post/3mr5xt3onfc2hI feel like we lost something as a culture when the pictures on the graphics card boxes went sane.21 Jul 2026 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:7j7bagillwaa5eyyfdtty4hd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5xt3onfc2h