markedly abnormal | izzyhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mlcafklc5c2ythank you for two years of bringing me fruit snacks without my asking for them 😘😘😘07 May 2026 22:13 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcafklc5c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3ml4ksfrqgc2ei asked peets to warm my croissant three days ago you guys think it’s still okay (it’s no longer warm. or particularly soft)05 May 2026 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4ksfrqgc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mkt725hybc2hmy hair stylist refers to the show “vikings” as “these white people kinda struggled”01 May 2026 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt725hybc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mkl3fbsyyc2ii will be starting all meetings and zoom calls with #realhotgirlshit for the next week in solidarity28 Apr 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl3fbsyyc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mk77fuxlnc22im hungry AND IF YOU SAY YOURE DAD I WILL LITERALLY DIE23 Apr 2026 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk77fuxlnc22https://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mk6bfn72ak2ri hate myself a little more every time i compulsively, unironically say “well happy to give you five minutes back of your day lol”23 Apr 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6bfn72ak2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mjzdtn3cbc27im a Cat Person™️ who likes dogs21 Apr 2026 15:55 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzdtn3cbc27https://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mjs6mrpswc26it is impossible to know the location of my phone and the tv clicker at the same time18 Apr 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjs6mrpswc26https://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mjpespdi4k2fwhy the cat walked out the room when i started singing17 Apr 2026 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpespdi4k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mjnrdhwbs22levery girlfriend ive ever had has been attacked by random dogs https://media.tenor.com/iiSqHftNo-8AAAAC/pitbull-mr.gif?hh=463&ww=49817 Apr 2026 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnrdhwbs22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mjmuzjnkq22ssometimes i just be listening to some mcelroys and then hear @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app’s voice pop up and im like dang that’s my worstie for real on @maximumfun.org (cc @nerdmysteries.bsky.social)16 Apr 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmuzjnkq22shttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mjmuxdqis22si feel like they’re adding more green and red gummy bears lately. haribo pls confirm16 Apr 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmuxdqis22shttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mjhjthozb22pwhen one of my thighs equals two of yours and you’re STILL taking up more room on the bus? sir. that’s a manspread. https://media.tenor.com/4erHCsn2WbQAAAAC/themoreyouknow-star.gif?hh=278&ww=49814 Apr 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhjthozb22phttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mj3qd5yefk27such a trippy song from #ragtime but also so subtly (accidentally) brilliant younger brother spends nearly the whole song explaining away his white guilt and then offers the actually useful thing at the very end. https://youtu.be/cmVb9CYWVRo?si=tjprlF2Wix6BaG-409 Apr 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3qd5yefk27https://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mj3ds23ofc2mdamn philz how you gon be a bay area coffee shop with explicitly no pride flags09 Apr 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3ds23ofc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mj3bkbfmt22hcome over pls [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Apr 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3bkbfmt22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mizeq4lsms24i think i wanna invent a new color08 Apr 2026 22:46 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizeq4lsms24https://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3miz3hh3yqc2qmy client asked me if i wanted “just the gross margins” on a call today and i wanted to ask for the nastiest, filthiest margins he had08 Apr 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3miz3hh3yqc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mioqlwibok2ri will literally never be able to spell the word separate correctly the first time.04 Apr 2026 17:19 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mioqlwibok2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mijkcqllbk27the too drawer of my filing cabinet at work is exclusively lobby candy and antidepressants (so candy and brain candy)02 Apr 2026 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijkcqllbk27https://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mhyabheew225“grace” indeed… [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Mar 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhyabheew225https://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mfy45rqy2k2eim like. not into braveheart01 Mar 2026 06:24 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfy45rqy2k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mfn3u5fhec2gmustn’t one first go forth before coming back24 Feb 2026 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfn3u5fhec2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mffnsrawcc2vwhat we need right now is a super cut of every time someone on a reality show has said either: - get this thing off of me OR - stop filming/get away from me yeah. that’s what we need.21 Feb 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mffnsrawcc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mejz2ochms2dim my only favorite in teams and that just feels right10 Feb 2026 22:27 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mejz2ochms2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/zmyst.bsky.social/post/3mejygrkmbs2dmy anxiety knows NO BOUNDS10 Feb 2026 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:7js22cthlgqtpstlptcuopgi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mejygrkmbs2d