https://bsky.app/profile/shnarfdealer.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/shnarfdealer.bsky.social/post/3mkrih7h5hk2aThe forbidden apple that Eve ate in the Garden of Eden was probably a cosmic crisp so I forgive her I get it they’re yummers01 May 2026 06:22 +0000at://did:plc:7k74thpjmsptfn5ew5mb3i5c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrih7h5hk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/shnarfdealer.bsky.social/post/3mkl3yqjzzk2mSecond butt water of the day always hits before noon28 Apr 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:7k74thpjmsptfn5ew5mb3i5c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl3yqjzzk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/shnarfdealer.bsky.social/post/3mj24bxkwhc2wLooper but when Bruce Willis travels back in time and meets his younger self he’s Chinese09 Apr 2026 05:48 +0000at://did:plc:7k74thpjmsptfn5ew5mb3i5c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj24bxkwhc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/shnarfdealer.bsky.social/post/3mj23tykyuk2wIf I was on the Artemis 2 I’d send a radio signal into deep space asking any and all alien life out there to come down to earth and fuckin suck me off cwazy style09 Apr 2026 05:40 +0000at://did:plc:7k74thpjmsptfn5ew5mb3i5c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj23tykyuk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/shnarfdealer.bsky.social/post/3mj23pe6rj22wPiping down Grimace all summer long this year baby #strokegrimacesummer09 Apr 2026 05:37 +0000at://did:plc:7k74thpjmsptfn5ew5mb3i5c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj23pe6rj22whttps://bsky.app/profile/shnarfdealer.bsky.social/post/3miad7leqrk2jUnfortunately suffered another fart attack at Piggly Wiggly again. It was a bad one. My doctor called it “the shitto maker”29 Mar 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:7k74thpjmsptfn5ew5mb3i5c/app.bsky.feed.post/3miad7leqrk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/shnarfdealer.bsky.social/post/3mhwj27puzs2z*Southern Baptist preacher* if I wasn’t up here white knuckling the pulpit on this beautiful Sunday morning, where do you think I’d be? Probably lounging on the north shore of Shutterman’s lake, playing with my lil pussy. But I can’t do that, y’all. God won’t let me do that26 Mar 2026 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:7k74thpjmsptfn5ew5mb3i5c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhwj27puzs2z