Artist. Genius. Printmaker. Purveyor of handprinted goods. Plans for global domination Instagram @champignons Etsy also champignonshttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3lpvv6pv46k2vGood look forward to the death of this industry x [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 May 2025 10:00 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpvv6pv46k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3lhthjmaihs2kI just saw a TikTok hashtagged with ‘digital detox’ A digital detox that they filmed every minute of. So weird.10 Feb 2025 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhthjmaihs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kuifmd2ikj27If you like pictures of gannets, this newsletter might be good for you. https://champignons.substack.com/p/one-hundred-photos-of-gannets09 Jun 2024 10:57 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kuifmd2ikj27https://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kokfvmfnp22gBaby deer staring through the window like the patio is his fish tank and I’m swimming round for his amusement25 Mar 2024 21:36 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kokfvmfnp22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kmnn3iujqv2kI have planned a healthy nutritious dinner yet all I have eaten is hot cross buns how does this keep happening01 Mar 2024 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kmnn3iujqv2khttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3km72z4gedl2v‘Oh my god, come ON’ I bellow at the contestant, fully aware I physically couldn’t manage any of the games on gladiators, except maybe the one where you’re knocked off the podium with a massive cotton bud, and only if they only expect me to fall off, and I’d still hurt myself quite badly24 Feb 2024 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3km72z4gedl2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3klpjh5qrzm2vSome musings https://champignons.substack.com?utm_source=navbar&utm_medium=web&r=wk3ul18 Feb 2024 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3klpjh5qrzm2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kl6ed5jydl2qSuperb owl test print x #linocut11 Feb 2024 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kl6ed5jydl2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kl2os6jczl2kI can do this! I have dragon art on my phone, hurrah. Here’s a linoprint of a dragon that’s definitely living under oxford. #dragon #oxford #linocut [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Feb 2024 11:17 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kl2os6jczl2khttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kky6u6wwn42pHow many demons is too many?09 Feb 2024 11:26 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kky6u6wwn42phttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kkgzzmh2xk2zAll the colours that go into this blue: cobalt blue, red, yellow, white and black. I really like this colour. Poppies on the way!02 Feb 2024 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kkgzzmh2xk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kjjclwx4op2mThink I wrote quite a good one this week. For me, anyway. Check it out. https://champignons.substack.com/p/i-cannot-hear-the-stars21 Jan 2024 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kjjclwx4op2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3khui2g3xlq2cHow a lemon pig should look [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Dec 2023 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3khui2g3xlq2chttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3khuhzhwi4j25Every year we make a lemon pig and this year it grew a beard so I put in the airing cupboard and it turned into this blackened demon which definitely isn’t the harbinger of good finances. Trying again this year with a lemon I grew myself. Fingers crossed. [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Dec 2023 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3khuhzhwi4j25https://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kgbarcse2m2lIt’s the last day of term so I am making the most of it by being super productive (sitting on my arse trying to cram three weeks worth of peace and quiet into one day)11 Dec 2023 10:49 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kgbarcse2m2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kg4bpeeu642nIt’s the end of term and it’s nearly Christmas so here’s your story, don’t forget to tell your friends, so they can subscribe and be disappointed there’s no more stories like stinky, the Christmas Pooh https://open.substack.com/pub/champignons/p/the-greatest-christmas-story-never?r=wk3ul&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web09 Dec 2023 11:22 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kg4bpeeu642nhttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kfxqx7cjtl2mUrgh. Only 4pm and I keep trying to turn the lights on more.07 Dec 2023 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfxqx7cjtl2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kfkoksff2e22True crime in Substack: Did a deer steal my bowl? Once again I ask you read my weekly musings and ever consider subscribing for weekly delivery into your inbox x https://open.substack.com/pub/champignons/p/green-pencils-good-paper?r=wk3ul&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web02 Dec 2023 11:24 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfkoksff2e22https://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kd72raqucq22Morning all. Is it time for lunch yet, I’m starving? Apparently it’s only 9.30? How many hours did they steal over the weekend Here’s a picture of a #tree for no reason.02 Nov 2023 09:40 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd72raqucq22https://bsky.app/profile/champignons.bsky.social/post/3kcpmjvyywd2rCan’t believe my brain has the audacity to be tired and headachy when it wakes me up at 5.30 for the most ludicrous reasons, anyway, good morning.27 Oct 2023 06:16 +0000at://did:plc:7kegopfdpandv63c376esfpy/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcpmjvyywd2r