Hemorrhoid survivor. Specializing in mediocrity. I write mediocre software and compose mediocre music. I am a mediocre funny man. I shoot mediocre videos. Also, I hate fascism. Visit my site at www.Lukalips.com I/ME/MINEhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3mrq3kicuvs2mWould have been cool if the made a Knight Rider Battlestar Galactica crossover episode that explained how Cylon technology was integrated into KITT.28 Jul 2026 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrq3kicuvs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3mp4n2tonjk24I’m so confused. Are we or are we not allowed to drive on the reflecting pool?25 Jun 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp4n2tonjk24https://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3mmz4trh6bs25Tired of these pro-trump ads from TeePublic. Add them to the list of companies to avoid.29 May 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmz4trh6bs25https://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3mlbockwkmk2lIn honor of RFK Jr. clearing the way for minors to use tanning beds.07 May 2026 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbockwkmk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3miwlfvrspc2xIn case our country starts committing genocide, I didn’t want my last post to be the one before it starts. I guess this will be my last post before it all starts. Astonished we are going to let a madman do whatever he wants.07 Apr 2026 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwlfvrspc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3miwa6rofpk2yI am convinced airport gate agents who are near each other purposely make their announcements at the same time.07 Apr 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwa6rofpk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3mh2f43x2ks2mAccountants and lawyers walk around in cowboy hats expected to be taken seriously, but when I wear my sailor suit everyone laughs at me. Now I know why Donald Duck is always in a bad mood.14 Mar 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2f43x2ks2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3matrjn5tcc2625 Dec 2025 21:58 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3matrjn5tcc26https://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lzjzkzww7c2v23 Sep 2025 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzjzkzww7c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lvxwiijrf22309 Aug 2025 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvxwiijrf223https://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lvg6ztucnc23I've been told this one is not funny.02 Aug 2025 12:45 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvg6ztucnc23https://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lv6u52am3k2tFfs... Is this thing even on?30 Jul 2025 14:41 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv6u52am3k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lv4qpmpy622eThe summer smiles, The summer knows And unashamed She picks her nose29 Jul 2025 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv4qpmpy622ehttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lv4bkfcvr22nHistory books always omit that before Burr and Hamilton decided on pistols they tried resolving their differences with a tickle fight.29 Jul 2025 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv4bkfcvr22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lv25eyjif22xI haven’t seen the new Superman movie, but I feel dogs with super powers are extremely dangerous. Has the comic world addressed this?28 Jul 2025 17:43 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv25eyjif22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3luncdj6aqs2zOh my… I’m feeling very sedatious.23 Jul 2025 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3luncdj6aqs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lun76o35us2zI’ve been told my choice to not have a resource devouring child is selfish.23 Jul 2025 14:11 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lun76o35us2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lthflvqdyk2aAI is good at imitating a jellyfish, but how well can it do a human?08 Jul 2025 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lthflvqdyk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lsym2aye222ySenator Murkowski's head appears to be sinking into her body. Must be trying to fill the space where her soul was.02 Jul 2025 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsym2aye222yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lsjjf2qqlc2uThis observation might be 47 years late, but the original art for the Kate Bush album The Kick Inside is way better than the alternative artwork. Guess they felt they needed a good looking woman on the cover in order to sell it. What a shame.26 Jun 2025 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsjjf2qqlc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3ls7ft5ioxk2jLarge kiosk crashed at JFK. Decided to do a little “good trouble” and change it to the first “no kings” image I could find.22 Jun 2025 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls7ft5ioxk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3ls2lssscsk2tOver 50 years ago some doctor cut off part of my penis without my consent. Amazed they are still doing it to babies to this day.20 Jun 2025 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls2lssscsk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lrnlasg4q22oIt's so embarrassing to poop your pants in public.15 Jun 2025 13:31 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrnlasg4q22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lrlclviz6k24Doing our part in Duval FL14 Jun 2025 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrlclviz6k24https://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lrbh6pg3322kI’ve been told some people think it's kind of a jerk move when I make a dude dig his own grave.10 Jun 2025 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrbh6pg3322khttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lqv2uij4fc2rMan-babies: Fight!05 Jun 2025 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqv2uij4fc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lqponksfu22sIn the mighty jungle the lion does NOT sleep tonight because lions DON'T LIVE IN THE JUNGLE. Where are we as a society when we can't trust the accuracy of old pop songs?03 Jun 2025 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqponksfu22shttps://bsky.app/profile/lukalips.bsky.social/post/3lqnmpaq3vs2xGuess no federal job for me because I want it on the record that trump can go fuck himself.02 Jun 2025 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:7lbcbuvpgpmhthfhatj2ildy/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqnmpaq3vs2x