writer 🪩🕺🏻 MAGGIE; OR, A MAN AND A WOMAN WALK INTO A BAR coming to you in July 2025 🍾https://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3m57xp2vryk2zdo airplanes have horns that pilots can honk when they wanna say hey buddy beep beep or no09 Nov 2025 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m57xp2vryk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3m4uanepb4c24zohRAN and zohWON!!!!!05 Nov 2025 04:47 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4uanepb4c24https://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3m4ik6qcllk2xIt Happened To Me: dress I gave away at a clothing swap last year would’ve been perfect for this year’s Halloween costume31 Oct 2025 13:06 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4ik6qcllk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3m2uchopxcs2kover the moon to be this year’s @barnesandnoble.com discover award winner! https://www.kirkusreviews.com/news-and-features/articles/katie-yee-wins-the-2025-discover-prize/10 Oct 2025 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2uchopxcs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3lvtwlthb5k2rabout last night!!!07 Aug 2025 23:51 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvtwlthb5k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3ltwl3kmvgk2bi love going to weddings because when else are you guaranteed to end the night with cake14 Jul 2025 14:13 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltwl3kmvgk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3loopip7iqs2qpope reveal08 May 2025 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3loopip7iqs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3loerfrky4c2vbaby’s first (starred!) review!! thanks to kirkus for calling MAGGIE “a funny, stirring novel about resilience.” ✨ https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/katie-yee/maggie-or-a-man-and-a-woman-walk-into-a-bar/04 May 2025 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3loerfrky4c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3lnnnmk2w7k2yif we’ve had drinks lately, you know i love to ask you about your enemies and whether or not you can see scenes in books https://cocktailcharm.substack.com/p/katie-yee-cant-picture-that-book25 Apr 2025 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnnnmk2w7k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3ln3rau4plk23my dog’s name is oliver, and every time i get an email from someone of the same name, there is a very brief moment where i think maybe my dog has made an email account and is trying to contact me18 Apr 2025 13:50 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln3rau4plk23https://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3lmxlgg6bbs2vjust remembered “prop master” is a job that exists and i think we all need more whimsical job titles. i don’t want to be an email marketer. i’m your inbox jester.16 Apr 2025 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxlgg6bbs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3lmwyqogmls2ma medical drama set in a vet ER called … The Pett16 Apr 2025 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmwyqogmls2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3lmfhvgr4as27my mom once described investing to me as trying to guess what the world will look like in a few years and i like that because it makes the stock market less like math and more like tarot09 Apr 2025 17:04 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmfhvgr4as27https://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3llrynliskk2nthe work is mysterious and important01 Apr 2025 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3llrynliskk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3lkbyyu3x5s2lif you had a bagel party in which everyone had to bring a different cream cheese, how would you keep track of who is bringing what? a spreadsheet.13 Mar 2025 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkbyyu3x5s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3ljxynuh6xc2zthe problem with mcnally jackson and trader joe’s being in the same building is that i now think books are part of my groceries09 Mar 2025 21:36 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljxynuh6xc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3ljqf4swrpk26i don’t know who needs to hear this but there is literally nothing stopping you from taking a 15 minute break and going to get fries06 Mar 2025 20:58 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljqf4swrpk26https://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3lgwopej3rs2creally love that the superstitions on lunar new year are about not cleaning. can’t sweep because that sweeps away the luck. can’t take out the trash because that takes away the luck. can’t do laundry because that washes away the luck. finally a holiday i can really get behind!!30 Jan 2025 04:50 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgwopej3rs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3lfy7jnijzc2bmy downstairs neighbor got locked out of her apartment and we helped her break in using nothing but a library card, thus proving that reading really can open doors18 Jan 2025 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfy7jnijzc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/emergencychampagne.bsky.social/post/3lfx2uguep22v✨ you’ve been visited by a good boy; he wishes you a good day ✨17 Jan 2025 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:7olfjdkkoc2zna6cjnfbh5i4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfx2uguep22v