30 • 🏳️‍🌈 • 🇬🇧/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 • 🚍🚇🏙️ • 📚✍️☕https://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mz7225xm4c2k🎃 Don't they look fab?31 Oct 2026 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7225xm4c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mz4cjl6mbk23This is a victory for all the transport nerds who invented their own bus networks in Liberty City and Los Santos – and we shall celebrate it over the course of many, many hours in Vice City 🙂‍↕️🤓 [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Oct 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4cjl6mbk23https://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mypsl5khxk2oWhat's with people who answer a question you didn't ask – but, like, in a huffy way? Me: "What time will the last rail replacement bus leave Darlington?" Conductor: "There are speed restrictions! I can't tell you what time we will get to Darlington." Um. Okay. That's not—25 Oct 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mypsl5khxk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3myplyc2v7c2nFinally on a train three hours later than planned and, respectfully, I think that should constitute a 300% refund 🙂‍↕️25 Oct 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3myplyc2v7c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mymqqlq55c2oInstagram kept trying to translate "ahaha" to words in Filipino – but then my brain melted and I forgot how to spell Filipino (even though it was right there for me to copy)24 Oct 2026 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mymqqlq55c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mymcaap3q223People who walk kerbside whilst their dogs sniff and piss wallside: MOVE24 Oct 2026 08:40 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mymcaap3q223https://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mykshqn4kk2bThe rain did NOT let up at all today 🥲23 Oct 2026 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykshqn4kk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3myi5btpgok26All well and good for ITV to come out with an exposé of Nigel Farage and Reform. But only three years ago they paid him £1.5m and pampered his public image with a stint in I'm a Celeb – and, like the BBC, have been complicit in giving him disproportionate airtime for years.22 Oct 2026 17:01 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3myi5btpgok26https://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3my62hi5u3c2uNot to get all T*m H*rwood about English Sunday trading laws. However. As a Scot who had to travel south for work a day early and wanted to grab some things, I was genuinely stunned to find that the largest Asda in Sheffield closed at FOUR o'clock this day. Mad. ❤️ u Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿18 Oct 2026 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3my62hi5u3c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mxz5ofr2fs23Show: recap skipped and ready to play Kettle: boiled and ready to pour Cup: teabag and a sprinkling of sugar ready to go Fridge: opened to find NO MILK 😭😭16 Oct 2026 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxz5ofr2fs23https://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mxrm7kg5xc231) Argentina invades the Falklands 2) General Election in the autumn of 2027 3) 600-seat majority mandate to rejoin Europe, scrap the triple lock and abolish the Town and Country Planning Act of 1947 [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Oct 2026 17:57 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxrm7kg5xc23https://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mxpibjs5ik25My friend recommended going to a new place in town this weekend. I checked the menu. As if the epidemic of restaurants selling chips separately to burgers wasn't bad enough, these ragamuffins are trying to charge three great British pounds sterling for sauce. SAUCE. £3. Mental.12 Oct 2026 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxpibjs5ik25https://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mxofqvhdas2mWhy is it that soup either isn't heated up enough and all yucky cold in the middle – or else it's the temperature of the earth's molten core? (I'm having soup for lunch)12 Oct 2026 11:23 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxofqvhdas2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mxme7jlb2c2lDecided I didn't know enough about the Chicago El 🤓11 Oct 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxme7jlb2c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mxlt4k7wi22fFew pleasures in life are so simple yet so enjoyable as a good cup of tea ☕11 Oct 2026 10:44 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxlt4k7wi22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mxjx22skos2aMy eyes have officially glanced at the radiator for the first time since last winter. It will be on by the time I finish dinner I fear.10 Oct 2026 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxjx22skos2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mxh55fy7uk2fThere's a flat in my building co-owned by some Americans who don't live here, but still have family here. There are now THREE enormous SUVs cluttering up the garden – including one blocking the front steps. Dundee isn't the suburban car-centric hellhole you're used to in Texas! Stop it!!09 Oct 2026 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxh55fy7uk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mxgxyj347c2fI'm so happy it's mocha and soup season again ☕🍲09 Oct 2026 12:28 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxgxyj347c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mxgkrqdmes2wThe team I'm in won an award this week – Team of the Year, no less. There was a fancy ceremony with dinner and drinks for senior managers whilst those of us who do the actual work got... an email. Cheers, lads. The corporate world is so dumb lmao09 Oct 2026 08:32 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxgkrqdmes2whttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mx5moe7pas2uStumbled across a YouTube creator whose entire thing is maps – if anybody needs me, this is where I'll be05 Oct 2026 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5moe7pas2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mx4sfjbtzs2xI just wanna thank YouTube for randomly reminding me on this Monday afternoon that this certified banger exists05 Oct 2026 11:21 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4sfjbtzs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mx2rfrvwks2v"It's fine when small businesses use AI posters and menus because they don't have corporate marketing budgets :(" Okay are we just pretending posters and menus didn't exist until last year? Is that a lie we're telling now? Your AI maggot burger looks like dogshit, not sorry.04 Oct 2026 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2rfrvwks2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mx2eegeclc2nCatching up on the Traitors and honestly James Acaster is kinda 😏04 Oct 2026 12:05 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2eegeclc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mwvswhqaek24We were discussing a strategy for SMEs yesterday, and I wanted to make a point about how we take into account the sheer range between small and medium enterprises. I got as far as saying, "The 'S' and 'M' means—" And someone quipped, "Careful." 😭😭02 Oct 2026 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvswhqaek24https://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mwtldkvuzc2jTantalising proposition, disgusting execution.01 Oct 2026 19:21 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtldkvuzc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mwlym2foz22jIf he does this I swear to god I will pledge allegiance to the thousand-year Burnham reich [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlym2foz22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mwkxvqvap22nI'm not being interviewed today, but I am interviewing today – so I'd better chug this down before the next candidate comes in before I start any discourse28 Sep 2026 09:12 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkxvqvap22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mwjx3hwy5k2xlol this is why I wish AI would stop fucking butting in to every Google search "70 miles is closer than 62 miles I am very smart" [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjx3hwy5k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mwgqgv76ic2xIt used to be that advertisements were a business' signature, and that small businesses were a unique, interesting and respectable feature of the community. But with AI slop posters and signage, they all look the same now – not to mention tacky as hell.26 Sep 2026 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgqgv76ic2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/marcwinsland.bsky.social/post/3mwgjgp7y3s2wWhat is Andy Burnham's plan to curb the Gen Z baggy trouser epidemic? I live near the uni and some of the newly matriculated may find themselves taking flight if the wind blows the wrong way.26 Sep 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:7pdy3amzfijqeo5o7fffplvx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgjgp7y3s2w