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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>a freak in the skeets</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/delrayser.bsky.social</link><title>@delrayser.bsky.social - delrayser</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/delrayser.bsky.social/post/3mjzk2zy4qc2e</link><description>can&#39;t wait to get directed into the path of a landing 737 just because some AI air traffic controller didn&#39;t want to say no to my pilot when they asked to use the runway&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>21 Apr 2026 17:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7rnzzhbnfq3yeph7anw2p347/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzk2zy4qc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/delrayser.bsky.social/post/3mjzb3kmtk22t</link><description>tomorrow hegseth&#39;s gonna announce that parachutes are optional for paratroopers isn&#39;t he&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>21 Apr 2026 15:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7rnzzhbnfq3yeph7anw2p347/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzb3kmtk22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/delrayser.bsky.social/post/3mjfvj3vt3c2d</link><description>I&#39;m just saying, if that&#39;s what Trump thinks a doctor looks like, I&#39;m hoping he gets to see his doctor soon</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2026 22:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7rnzzhbnfq3yeph7anw2p347/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfvj3vt3c2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/delrayser.bsky.social/post/3mjcqhsivuk2z</link><description>when u blockade a waterway in order to open it</description><pubDate>12 Apr 2026 16:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7rnzzhbnfq3yeph7anw2p347/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjcqhsivuk2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/delrayser.bsky.social/post/3mj6nl7rejs2g</link><description>it&#39;s nice that they got the astronauts those red welcome home balloons, makes the whole thing more festive&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>11 Apr 2026 01:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:7rnzzhbnfq3yeph7anw2p347/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6nl7rejs2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/delrayser.bsky.social/post/3mj6b5jxsr22o</link><description>is that bad? 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But we still paid $8 for eggs. That&#39;s not coming back to us. 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