Professional idiot and award-losing writer (LEGO City Undercover, LEGO etc etc, Planet Zoo, Planet Coaster & many more). Making an indie game in the most oversaturated genre on the market. (Banner by ptoing)https://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3mteqkf7onk22I hate barbecues because I don't like waiting for haircuts. #ThingsThatProbablyWorkBetterWhenSpokenOutLoud18 Aug 2026 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mteqkf7onk22https://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3mteifxi6j22tOf all the things I expected to find in a tourist-trap shop in north Wales, what looks like left-over Rage 2 promo-merch was not on the list.18 Aug 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mteifxi6j22thttps://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3mtbraudsh22nAt first glance I really misjudged what this dot-to-dot was meant to be...17 Aug 2026 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbraudsh22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3msbifeqspc2zI see that Nirvanna The Band The Movie has been released. I saw the director's movie The Dirties at Fantastic Fest. At the start of the Q&A he said that he'd seen Coherence at the fest and that someone asked a dumb question at its Q&A. That person was me, so fuck you and I hope your new movie tanks.04 Aug 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbifeqspc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3mr3ypjqmhc22In case you're wondering what they call lube in Australia...20 Jul 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3ypjqmhc22https://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3mqckv4dwt22sPosted without comment: 20minuteswithmitch.com10 Jul 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqckv4dwt22shttps://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3mijqxitkqc24You know you're ordering too much takeaway when you pick it up and then your car tells you your passenger isn't wearing a seatbelt.02 Apr 2026 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijqxitkqc24https://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3miengtxky22rJust started a new venture printing adverts for companies on Indian flatbreads. What's it called, you ask? Well, it's naan of your business.31 Mar 2026 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3miengtxky22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3mdvn4w5zsk22I'm beginning to think that 8 years old might've been a little young to introduce my son to Bert Fegg's Nasty Book for Boys and Girls...02 Feb 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvn4w5zsk22https://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3md67apgcqs2jAs a limey, I wish it was Paddington in that picture. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jan 2026 12:20 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3md67apgcqs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3m2eeo7rsqk27So happy about this - I stumbled upon the original run via the Megazine floppy and it's easily in my top 5 non-Dreddverse strips. :) [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Oct 2025 10:26 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2eeo7rsqk27https://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3lzzzxbctws2yIt's really gratifying to see all the amazing reviews for LEGO Party this morning, but as its writer there's only one review comment that's burnt into my brain...30 Sep 2025 07:48 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzzzxbctws2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3lyhvsmya222sJust watched a French production of Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds - OOOOOH LAAAA LAAAA!10 Sep 2025 09:21 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyhvsmya222shttps://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3lx3o5t7e5c2pAwful news - during my recent return to 2000AD I've been reading through all of Judge Dredd from the beginning, and Dave's work was something I always loved soaking in. His and Ken Niemand's alt.Dredd strip Megatropolis is one of the all-time greats, due in large part to Dave's incredible artistry. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Aug 2025 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx3o5t7e5c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/grahamgoring.bsky.social/post/3lwvsrlgmh22kGiven that McCain micro chips have been around for nigh-on 40 years now, how are they still so unbelievably shit?21 Aug 2025 11:13 +0000at://did:plc:7zuv4eiergbmioeqduwnaimu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwvsrlgmh22k