Synopses of sitcom episodes from an alternate universe where your favorite shows never ended.https://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3mkr3timip222The Office S20E07 - The Incelvention Kevin accidentally posts an off-putting, sexually charged Teams message meant for Sydney Sweeney's DMs prompting Oscar to attempt an intervention to end his incel ways. Meanwhile, Jim puts up a fake ad to inundate Dwight with people trying to buy his Cybertruck.01 May 2026 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkr3timip222https://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3mknuapafzk2gFrasier S32E02 - App Pathetic Frasier wages war on an online therapy app when its widespread usage has an adverse affect his radio show's ratings. Meanwhile, Martin attends an anti-ICE rally with Daphne and argues with a protestor over an "ACAB" patch on their backpack.29 Apr 2026 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknuapafzk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3mjaeo2kh4c2kThe Office S20E06 - Rawdogging Michael introduces "office rawdogging" to increase productivity by making everyone work without distraction, which seems to work out until he gets caught watching YouTube on the toilet. Meanwhile, Toby is mocked on a true crime podcast about the Scranton Strangler.11 Apr 2026 17:34 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjaeo2kh4c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3mj6uaa5zs22kMarried with Children S38E01 - Review to a Kill Al is on notice at work after too many Yelp reviews decribe his fat-shaming of customers, forcing him to take on a fake nice guy persona in a futile attempt to improve them. Meanwhile, Kelly pranks Bud by messing with his "pristine" PornHub algorithm.11 Apr 2026 03:07 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6uaa5zs22khttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3mj5l3rcy5c2nCheers S43E13 - Claws for Alarm Norm, under pressure from his wife to be healthier, switches from his beloved beer to White Claw, causing the bar denizens to compete to see who can get him to switch back first. Meanwhile, Woody and Kelly argue over whether to keep live chickens in the house.10 Apr 2026 14:51 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5l3rcy5c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3mj4aqgamnk2nThe Office S20E12 - Modern Comedy Michael insists "wokeness" is ruining comedy but when it's explained to him what "non-woke" comedy is he realizes he wouldn't joke about that stuff anyway. Meanwhile, Pam is offered an art commission that turns out to be creating Zootopia hentai.10 Apr 2026 02:13 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4aqgamnk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3mizbl4orxs2aThe Office (UK) S24E5 - Fruit Machine Gareth wishes to skive off down the pub to drop a quid in a fruity but Tim threatens to grass if he scarpers, causing him to sit and fume. Meanwhile, Brent tells a warehouse candidate they should revise CV techniques as theirs makes them sound like a chav.08 Apr 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizbl4orxs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miz75jjtxs2aThe Office S20E14 - The Potter Party Michael wants to celebrate the past year's sales by throwing a Harry Potter themed party which divides the office based on their opinion of JK Rowling. Meanwhile, Ryan logs onto Kelly's AI therapist account when he learns it's advising her to leave him.08 Apr 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miz75jjtxs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miz426qixk2aNothing in this alternate universe makes sense. West Wing is on season 26 and President Bartlett is still in office on his sixth or seventh term.08 Apr 2026 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miz426qixk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miz3ubhmnk2aRevivals are also not canon. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Apr 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miz3ubhmnk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miz3o4d4lc2aFrasier S32E07 - A Star is Stubborn Frasier uses DoorDash to save his dinner party when his oven breaks but gives the deliverer 1 star for "lingering". However, the deliverer still has the sauce for the duck and holds it hostage until Frasier changes his rating which he refuses based on principle.08 Apr 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miz3o4d4lc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miyjd6fm422aPlease remember that finales are no longer canon.08 Apr 2026 14:36 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyjd6fm422ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miyj7ycags2aFriends S31E17 - The One With the Hammer Ross is concerned that he hasn't gotten laid in 3 weeks and sees "looksmaxxing" as a possible solution which leads him to ask a reluctant Joey to break his jaw with a hammer. Meanwhile, Monica and Rachel help Gunther deal with a "Karen" with little success.08 Apr 2026 14:34 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyj7ycags2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miyhewjkhk2aThe Office S20E01 - Soft Quitting After reading a Business Insider article, Michael becomes paranoid that his team is "soft quitting" and partners with The Party Planning Committee to find new ways to get everyone to "lock in". Meanwhile, Meredith's Tinder catfishing account matches with Darryl.08 Apr 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyhewjkhk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miyfsqywpc2a08 Apr 2026 13:33 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyfsqywpc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3mixlexo6fs2aThe Drew Carey Show S30E19 - Home Work Drew tries to get Winfred-Lauder to institute a work-from-home program only to be labeled a*quiet quitter*. Meanwhile, Mimi goes to war with the teens trolling her make-up tutorials on YouTube.08 Apr 2026 05:40 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixlexo6fs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3mixl32iq6k2aFrasier S32E08 - Pivoting Roz worries that Frasier's narcissism and vanity will derail their show when it pivots to video. Meanwhile, Niles and Martin attempt a true crime podcast with a psychological edge only to find they have no on-mic chemistry.08 Apr 2026 05:34 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixl32iq6k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3mixit5kbes2aSeinfeld S37E06 - The Restroom George, who's been angry about non-customers using businesses' restrooms, shouts at a trans woman for trying to use the ladies' room at a movie theater without a ticket and is mistaken for being transphobic. Meanwhile, Elaine's friend guilts her for quitting Facebook.08 Apr 2026 04:54 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixit5kbes2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miwpfstcy52yBecause Kramer canonically had a gambling addiction you see. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwpfstcy52yhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miwoyux2l52ySeinfeld S37E02 - The Prediction Market Kramer and Jackie Chiles sue Andrew Cuomo for market manipulation after Kramer loses a Polymarket bet that he'd win the mayoral election, alleging he ran a purposely bad campaign. George insists his new smart watch isn't accurately recording his step count.07 Apr 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwoyux2l52yhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miwntibxo52y07 Apr 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwntibxo52yhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miwmqvvzv52yThe Office S21E03 - Unredacted Ryan becomes an office pariah when it comes out that he tried to get an invite to party on Epstein's island and Michael attempts to quell the workers by insisting Ryan didn't know about the sex crimes. Meanwhile, Pam tries to convince Angela to vaccinate her son.07 Apr 2026 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwmqvvzv52yhttps://bsky.app/profile/michaelneverleft.bsky.social/post/3miwltc5ce52yCheers S44E09 - Sam Goes Private, Diane Goes Public Sam weighs the pros and cons of selling a majority stake of Cheers to a private equity firm. Meanwhile, Carla starts an OnlyFans of Diane using AI generated images to raise money to bail her grandson out of jail.07 Apr 2026 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:a23mgvx6sic2zx4j2ulpdvyc/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwltc5ce52y