Distributed systems, databases, networking and infrastructure. Skateboarding, making music, reading and art. Building https://rotel.dev previously: Snowflake, Segment, Librato.https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3mjzby5tmcc2lAnyone else who grew up in the 80s remember having paper napkins every night at dinner. What the heck was that all about? Every meal was like a cookout.21 Apr 2026 15:22 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzby5tmcc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3mgvtpp66as2213 Mar 2026 02:13 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgvtpp66as22https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3mamvtii2c22n23 Dec 2025 04:26 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3mamvtii2c22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3m6kxtpoprk22Gotta pick up my son at LAX in a few hours 😵‍💫26 Nov 2025 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6kxtpoprk22https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3m6hxzkdgtc2qIf you dig observability, ClickHouse, distributed tracing, and performance engineering peep this post from me, @mike.heffner.io, and the ClickHouse Eng team. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Nov 2025 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6hxzkdgtc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3m4knwe7xwk2a01 Nov 2025 09:18 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4knwe7xwk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3m4isgooy6c2y31 Oct 2025 15:34 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4isgooy6c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3m3lzcbpc2k2hIt’s kind of crazy you can just rock a white t with anything but putting on white pants is almost insane.20 Oct 2025 04:49 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3lzcbpc2k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lzk3ylqlgs24Men will literally try to sell you an “enterprise grade, AI agent that doesn’t hallucinate” instead of going to therapy.23 Sep 2025 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzk3ylqlgs24https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lzhtc33gq22kBloodborne ass looking dog23 Sep 2025 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhtc33gq22khttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lvm5l7q4zs2yGoing out to be old and bad at skateboarding.04 Aug 2025 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvm5l7q4zs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3ltsbppoq7k2m12 Jul 2025 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltsbppoq7k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lts5kujujk2oEveryone in Paris seems so relaxed but I haven’t smelled weed in a week. How they do it? Oh right, free health care 🤦‍♀️12 Jul 2025 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lts5kujujk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3ltrts7bfvk27Didn’t get to see le chat blanc today so had to settle for this.12 Jul 2025 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltrts7bfvk27https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3ltppaxikfk25Thought about jimmies rustling, today.11 Jul 2025 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltppaxikfk25https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3ltfopn7g722oNever stop euromaxxing07 Jul 2025 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltfopn7g722ohttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lspgebndu22229 Jun 2025 00:34 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lspgebndu222https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lsmb2giwvk2jMood.27 Jun 2025 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsmb2giwvk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lskp3e5wbs2hHad a great time sharing rotel.dev at #OpenO11ySummit + #OTelDay with @mike.heffner.io. Blown away by how many people had already heard of it and tried it. “Yeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solution”. We thought today was our first official announcement 🤣. https://rotel.dev27 Jun 2025 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lskp3e5wbs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lsjegszyds24https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/26/ai-salesforce-benioff.html26 Jun 2025 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsjegszyds24https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lshkgakhgk2dComputer load up Celery Man, please.25 Jun 2025 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lshkgakhgk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3ls3jxaderc24Dinner is ready21 Jun 2025 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls3jxaderc24https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lqyjqhris22qCEO explaining why he’s cutting engineering headcount after an agentic AI demo.07 Jun 2025 04:38 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqyjqhris22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lqvbpskmuc2sWork sucks, I know05 Jun 2025 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqvbpskmuc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lqnxktfhac24How many years do you think until we see the first low cost “AI only” insurance plans replacing high-deductible health plans? Going to need to buy a lot of united healthcare stock just to cover your PPO.02 Jun 2025 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqnxktfhac24https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lqlbgclqrs2g01 Jun 2025 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqlbgclqrs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lqjb4srfc22hIf you go to a fancy restaurant and they have fried chicken on the menu, you should probably order it. The head chef has likely seen some shit and now just wants to make people happy.01 Jun 2025 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqjb4srfc22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lqfrgxdxos27I’m there at least twice a week reviving, you’re welcome San Francisco. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/business/economy/san-francisco-skateboarding-un-plaza.html30 May 2025 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqfrgxdxos27https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lqdv64wtnc2429 May 2025 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqdv64wtnc24https://bsky.app/profile/ramond.bsky.social/post/3lpzqdaimvc2k25 May 2025 22:44 +0000at://did:plc:a2karvmowg6d3utkk6cxipig/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpzqdaimvc2k