I'm just here for the occasional bon mot. https://linktr.ee/markpagliahttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvohy65bo224Similarly, if he says, "Now that's what I'm talking about," he rarely, if ever, has been talking about the object in question. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 01:13 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvohy65bo224https://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvlgxmfxcc2f [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlgxmfxcc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvkusv635s2kAll of the Emmy wins for Widow's Bay are real validation for all of us who grew up in quaint coastal New England towns. Makes me nostalgic for the nameless horror that defied comprehension that lay in slumber beneath my hometown. I lost track of it when I left Facebook.15 Sep 2026 14:52 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkusv635s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvjmiibyvs2k"So this is hell. And there's a crucifix in it." [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjmiibyvs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvjd4ctscc2bAs I am obligated to say whenever I see it mentioned, Crystalis rules. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 00:02 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjd4ctscc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvj4ejzafk2zIt'd be funny if they made a Star Wars set in the far future where the Republic was revived for another thousand generations, and we learn that everything we've seen so far is a historian's dissertation on the hyper-obscure couple decades known as the Palpatine Interregnum.14 Sep 2026 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvj4ejzafk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mviwv45kqk2mSometimes you just have to spend an afternoon listening to @themountaingoats.bsky.social albums, then check out their latest album, then listen to a real banger on repeat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvIKfV356oA14 Sep 2026 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviwv45kqk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvi5qfnnxc2aWondering what Jung would make of my dream last night in which I played George in a film version of "Seinfeld." Jerry played himself, but the parts of Elaine and Kramer were recast with Winona Ryder and Charlize Theron.14 Sep 2026 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvi5qfnnxc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvgoy4rz322lSimpsons predicted livestreaming?13 Sep 2026 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgoy4rz322lhttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvg5ue2rzs2vIronically, people are able to walk away from Omelas because, being a utopia, the city has excellent walkability.13 Sep 2026 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvg5ue2rzs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvg3wqxb222cPresumably, the Galactic Empire has billions of citizens who still believe the Separatists were a legit political movement and things would be better if Count Dooku were in charge.13 Sep 2026 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvg3wqxb222chttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvfoswmicc25Having snagged a copy the first time it was in stock, I can authoritatively tell you that you don't want to miss out on this one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Sep 2026 13:21 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfoswmicc25https://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvfkueayw22r"This screenshot has been doctored," said Encyclopedia Brown. "Based on the timestamp, Bugs Meany wouldn't have called it 'woke 1' because woke 2 hadn't happened yet. He would have just called it 'woke.'" Bugs Meany glowered. "You got me again, Encucklopedia Beta. But I need to get back to DC."13 Sep 2026 12:10 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfkueayw22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mveji6vvp22rIf you're treating "fairness in sports" as a real thing, you are the biggest fucking rube in the world.13 Sep 2026 02:13 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mveji6vvp22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvcxxrvkqc24Maybe we need to update it to a more modern format: Me seeing them come first for the communists: Haha fuck yeah!!! I'm not going to speak because I'm not a communist!! Me seeing them come for me: Well this fucking sucks, there's no one left to speak for me.12 Sep 2026 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcxxrvkqc24https://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvbzk6wbhs2c [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbzk6wbhs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvb5jdnpo224Of course he doesn't understand that everyone uses that image as a shorthand for what a colossal fuck-up he is. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb5jdnpo224https://bsky.app/profile/markpaglia.bsky.social/post/3mvb5fgfixs24Doom told Latveria that it was an inside job perpetrated by the fool Richards. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:a45ckefm6b2f6hprykrca4lk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb5fgfixs24