https://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvqkj3ygsk27Shoutout to the ever bizarre 2005 Washington Nationals, who finished last at 81-81, but started 50-31. Long live Livan Hernandez and that 150 pitch outing from July of that year. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqkj3ygsk27https://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvqjv42fwk27Mike Elias can't even win a playoff game but gets planets named in his honor. I'm assuming the only life there are left handed college outfielders willing to sign below slot because they can't even defend a corner outfield position. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqjv42fwk27https://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvphxe5qvs27Looking forward to that Blue Jays series for the inevitable game where the Orioles fall behind 2-0 in the 2nd inning and Albernaz punts on the rest of the game. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 10:45 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvphxe5qvs27https://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvnvcu2pck2oYes, just like us, yukking it up and playing grabass with the nazi dementia patient. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnvcu2pck2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvnmsf6bpc2oThis feels appropriate16 Sep 2026 17:06 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnmsf6bpc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvm3mekpp22xThats now my 2nd favorite Orioles inside the park home run of the decade.16 Sep 2026 02:26 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm3mekpp22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvm2eiwjm22xVery important to let Leody Tavares bat because you need to play the shit out of washed up vets when on track for a 77-85 year16 Sep 2026 02:04 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm2eiwjm22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvlzmzzjuk2xYou have to give the Orioles credit for just being a total dumb dumb team at all times in all situations.16 Sep 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlzmzzjuk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvlywg23hs2xWell there it is, the best moment of the 2026 Orioles, that Alonso HR.16 Sep 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlywg23hs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvltj6wqsc2xIf you give Shane Baz X number of runs, he will certainly find a way to allow (X + 1)16 Sep 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvltj6wqsc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvl6hwuoq22qLeave Pickles alone, and everything else can be sorted out. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 17:44 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvl6hwuoq22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvkxqo5c6k2qEIGHT MISSED OPPOTUNITIES TO CHALLENGE. And when they DID challenge, they got it wrong. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 15:44 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkxqo5c6k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvjjny5bn22pTired: Pete Alonso Revenge Game Wired: Rico Garcia Revenge Game15 Sep 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjjny5bn22phttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvgfhtbwwc2iJosh Allen making a clutch play reminds me that it is September and not January.13 Sep 2026 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgfhtbwwc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvgek2cu5k2iIdea to make the Orioles better: find someone to plant drugs on Albernaz before he goes thru customs coming home.13 Sep 2026 19:50 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgek2cu5k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvgdwyq3e22iSince its 4-1 I am sure Craig Albernaz is upset that the rules dont allow him to let a position player pitch so he can publicly punt on the game.13 Sep 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgdwyq3e22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mvfnttdkbs2zOw my face, I'm not supposed to have leopards eating it! [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Sep 2026 13:04 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfnttdkbs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mv547w5uj22jMike Tirico hasnt been this excited since he sexually harassed that woman at ESPN and got away with it.10 Sep 2026 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv547w5uj22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mv27yadtgk2kAmazing how the Orioles in less than a year managed to ruin Samuel Basallo. Yes Sammy, by all means swing at the first pitch after a 4 pitch walk in a 6 run game.08 Sep 2026 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv27yadtgk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3muyx66qkyk2kIf it's anything like his Orioles ownership, he'll throw free hats at the sculpture before ignoring it and letting it rot. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 11:46 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyx66qkyk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mux4x3utbc2rBlew both challenges in 2nd inning, this is the stupidest team in 158 years of Major League Baseball. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux4x3utbc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3mux4oedfec2rI swear to God the Orioles either blow ABS challenges by: - letting 8-9 hitters make stupid, pointless challenges - not challenging something that is waaaay more likely to be overturned07 Sep 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux4oedfec2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3muvdnvvbak2qThe 1986 New York Mets gather for a holiday team dinner. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvdnvvbak2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3muuzutsmnc2qYou know what would get me "fired up"...Albernaz and Elias being fired and never being seen again. Into the sun. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuzutsmnc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3muutczcuyk2qWhen calculating Gunnar Henderson's WAR for 2026, he should get -1.0 for today.06 Sep 2026 20:26 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3muutczcuyk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3muupvuerj22qRed Sox announcers talking like a starting pitcher going 6 innings against the Orioles is some sort of accomplishment, like it's Wilt's 100 point game or something. These assholes don't even pay attention to what this Orioles team is.06 Sep 2026 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3muupvuerj22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3muuokzhh5k2qAnything that happens that brings us closer to Mike Elias and Craig Albernaz being fired is an optimal outcome. Have you noticed how the Astros have NEVER missed Elias for even a second? And that Cleveland is perfectly fine without Crystal Brain Craig?06 Sep 2026 19:01 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuokzhh5k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3muuoharyqk2qWill Flemming a few minutes ago: "Orioles had been playing well lately" Does this guy say something completely unhinged every Sunday, or just the last two?06 Sep 2026 18:59 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuoharyqk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3muulpfibe22qThe $400,000,000 man does it again. Imagine, some team is going to give Gunnar Henderson that much to do this for a decade, and also ground out to first at least twice a night. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3muulpfibe22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bruins309.bsky.social/post/3muujrjkj4c2qThank god the Orioles drafted all those outfielders from 2019-2023 so that this can start September games.06 Sep 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:a5whtljsmz4zojckffnd7cka/app.bsky.feed.post/3muujrjkj4c2q