Audio Dramatist. Writer. He may look like he just witnessed his favorite cat explode, but is actually a fun and friendly person. Not Representative of Any Associated Entity. franchiserites.com zebrapix.wixsite.com/jaysmithaudio tepidbadinage.wordpress.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3muotle6nns2uwww.amazon.com/dp/B00L6J3P8I GET IT FREE! TODAY ONLY. Today is the final day of the Amazon Kindle sale that offers "Patient Xero: The Diary of Jill Woodbine" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L6J3P8I04 Sep 2026 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muotle6nns2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mumdeagvl22da.co/d/0ey4i0fZ03 Sep 2026 11:19 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumdeagvl22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mul46mnp6227a.co/d/0ey4i0fZ02 Sep 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mul46mnp6227https://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3muawjn3z2c26Life of a writer. Even the penny gets an asterisk.29 Aug 2026 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muawjn3z2c26https://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mtcshvqzis2ddeflock.org https://deflock.org/17 Aug 2026 22:58 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcshvqzis2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mt6tbryefs24"For a brief time I was here, and for a brief time, I did a bunch of shit no one cared about and then died." - Cordwainer Bird.16 Aug 2026 09:02 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6tbryefs24https://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3msoktitvkc2uStill waiting on what would be an amazing story featuring @bradleywhitford.bsky.social and John Slattery as a dysfunctional or estranged father and son pair. I would subscribe to a streaming service for a series like that.09 Aug 2026 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msoktitvkc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3msojtbnhe22aJeff is a great storyteller. Consider pledging to this project! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/e-specbooks/systema-paradoxa-the-guardians-gift09 Aug 2026 21:30 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msojtbnhe22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3msof7inhb22g09 Aug 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msof7inhb22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3msof3ow6t22gBased on the audio horror series, this book is still available on Kindle and in print. a.co/d/071PMYGx09 Aug 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msof3ow6t22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3msnlmnuwh22u [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Aug 2026 12:29 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msnlmnuwh22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3msm2www2hc2fhttps://youtube.com/shorts/X1W7ncYXCr4?si=ENyUFY__eARLGn9T08 Aug 2026 21:58 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msm2www2hc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3msioz6yox22aNow ON SALE! It is a tale as old as time. A reclusive Anabaptist insurance investigator falls for a transgender cosplay influencer while investigating a blackmail scheme at a city-spanning pop-culture festival. Get the entire adventure in 1 complete edition. www.amazon.com/dp/B0H8N3731F https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H8N3731F07 Aug 2026 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msioz6yox22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3msedrjkhjs2kYouTube video claims, "Defendant Plays Sov Cit Card in Court - INSTANTLY REGRETS IT" (checks length of video) 2h:49m:44s I hate "content creators" who are too fucking lazy to even edit the footage they mine from others.05 Aug 2026 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msedrjkhjs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3msatwfrgmc2q"Today, I'm partnering with..." No. "Today, I'm shilling for..."04 Aug 2026 10:53 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msatwfrgmc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3msasuy5zbc2eIt is a tale as old as time. A reclusive Anabaptist insurance investigator falls for a transgender cosplay influencer while investigating a blackmail scheme at a city-spanning pop-culture festival. The entire original audio play in one book- $23 for softcover, $10 Kindle www.amazon.com/dp/B0H8N3731F https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H8N3731F04 Aug 2026 10:35 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3msasuy5zbc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mrvj5xc62k27It is a tale as old as time. A reclusive Anabaptist insurance investigator falls for a transgender cosplay influencer while investigating a blackmail scheme at a city-spanning pop-culture festival. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H8N3731F30 Jul 2026 22:42 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrvj5xc62k27https://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mqtq2fudj22aHe was ordered to pay $5.6 million because he raped a woman. It is insane he didn't go to jail, but he PAID the fine. In Trump's twisted mind, the only way this maths out is if he tells himself this was the worst deal he ever made for sex. With Stormy, he only had to pay $130,000.17 Jul 2026 12:14 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqtq2fudj22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mqkksdk7dc2oSee? You all start this "Death comes in THREES" bullshit and we go and lose Bonnie Tyler and Sam Neill. Stop it!13 Jul 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkksdk7dc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mqhabd7ux22eTwo of the worst enablers of Evil are gone. They died as cowards and traitors. I do not celebrate their deaths. Let their deeds follow their names through history.12 Jul 2026 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhabd7ux22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mqenwjb4u22gWell, I'm glad SOMEONE is championing the end of Biden's diabolical DEI Bike Lanes. In today's GOP, this is the nepo hire they put at a desk to organize all the pencils by size.11 Jul 2026 12:26 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqenwjb4u22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mqeikbulss2pThe fantasy administration of "The West Wing" now looks like fucking Camelot.11 Jul 2026 10:50 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqeikbulss2phttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mqa2kv5g422xOn what page of the training manual can a driver find the rule about not putting deliveries directly in front of a door that opens outward? I'd like to copy it for the drivers in my area.09 Jul 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqa2kv5g422xhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mq7pukmim22oOne of the greatest voices of my generation. https://youtu.be/lcOxhH8N3Bo?si=E5hDqqpltJzXhT8B09 Jul 2026 13:18 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq7pukmim22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mq7nymmoac2pGet 'em https://youtu.be/PKQNcN8cj14?si=qEuSuT9Z4ZJ_NjGi Title image aside, this is a great discussion commented on by the host, who also makes good points.09 Jul 2026 12:44 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq7nymmoac2phttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mq5kxw2lyk2hEverybody can relax! I am playing Words with Friends with Mitch McConnell.08 Jul 2026 16:45 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5kxw2lyk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mq3qkuk4n22lIs Trump building a helipad on the South Lawn because Marine 1 sinks into the lawn when his fat ass is on board?07 Jul 2026 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq3qkuk4n22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mpvroxtoa22iNo lie detected.05 Jul 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpvroxtoa22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mpvcjkmetk2qHonestly, they all look like they're cosplaying one guy who wants to shoot all 18 holes at the club this afternoon, but he forgot to pack sunscreen in his golf bag. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Jul 2026 09:52 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpvcjkmetk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewjsmithaudio.bsky.social/post/3mpv7j6b2vs2qAll across the East Coast, it was like the ghosts of our founders rose to tell us, "Nope. You don't DESERVE a fun 250th. Get your shit together, America."05 Jul 2026 08:58 +0000at://did:plc:a6cbrims6jp3nd5kbdimb5g4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpv7j6b2vs2q