Former President of Polaris, just looking to find some loyal cadets to train up to form the next generation of Q-forcehttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mushlsg2dc2fThis is basically my origin story [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mushlsg2dc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mt3cjfrq322pIn Polaris, we import 2/3rds of our cheese from Bogon. THAT IS A DISGRACE14 Aug 2026 23:24 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3cjfrq322phttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mt3cc4sctc2pThis year marks 55 years since my father, Otto Destruct14 Aug 2026 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3cc4sctc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3msgiylqzhk2yThe doctor says I have glaucoma06 Aug 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3msgiylqzhk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mmbvsvgxsc25Q Forcé20 May 2026 12:29 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmbvsvgxsc25https://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mkqnphhyyc2jGreat, now the Lombaxes are trying to cancel me. At least there’s only one of you [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 22:23 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqnphhyyc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mkqm7hmjb22jThe woke fongoid agenda is trying to cancel me30 Apr 2026 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqm7hmjb22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3miedzfjdyk23 [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Mar 2026 14:08 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3miedzfjdyk23https://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mgu62hwun22gSteve Mcqwark x Leslie Qwark pox search12 Mar 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgu62hwun22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mg5ltc72qs2mIn the new year, I’ll be on Meero opening up new Pork Markets03 Mar 2026 10:48 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg5ltc72qs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mg5lhgh4h22m. @insomniac.games I miss you guys, come visit Pokitaru one of these days03 Mar 2026 10:42 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg5lhgh4h22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mg5lgnkhbs2mSuts………whep……..ngngh03 Mar 2026 10:41 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg5lgnkhbs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mfcqy3kats2pGet Ready for the Critter Strike!20 Feb 2026 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcqy3kats2phttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mett7yakgs2ePeople fear my raw animal magnetism and my come slither look14 Feb 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mett7yakgs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3meqfh2wur225Greeting Citizens: I’d like to announce a new project that was recently announced at the State of Play: Qwark: Zero Hour This daring new development will delve into the fraught backstory of me and my father, Otto Destruct and show how I became the greatest hero the galaxy has ever known!13 Feb 2026 11:24 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3meqfh2wur225https://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3memnyy3xok2sThere appears to be an incendi…invisible….incidental…centenary ahh who can spell at a time like this! Someone put a bomb on my ship https://media.tenor.com/3fHbwbKMUYMAAAAC/pray-for-me-captain-qwark.gif?hh=273&ww=49811 Feb 2026 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3memnyy3xok2shttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3melw3v6jw22vOh my Zoni! I hope I don’t encounter any issues as I take my spaceship to go an see Ratchet and Clank11 Feb 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3melw3v6jw22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3melvy3vngs2vI’m going to visit my friends Ratchet and Clank today!11 Feb 2026 16:37 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3melvy3vngs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mdbtbexbzs2lHow can I be racist towards the lombaxes when there is no race left to be ist to?25 Jan 2026 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdbtbexbzs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mcexyomh222i“STOP THE STEAL!”14 Jan 2026 11:34 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcexyomh222ihttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mc5db6nrac2jCocoa11 Jan 2026 10:34 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc5db6nrac2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mc3zhxjutk24For a galactic good time, come to Galaxy Burger! It has a presidential seal of approval! ❤️10 Jan 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc3zhxjutk24https://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3mc3yq4kazs24New year! New me! I’m coming out10 Jan 2026 21:53 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc3yq4kazs24https://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3m6yxjljuxk2qQwark Fact of the day: if you try to spay an adult humanoid, the results can be…inconclusive02 Dec 2025 12:38 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6yxjljuxk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3m6ywdejqjc2qI’m thinking about getting spayed. It’s very in vogue right now or so clank tells me02 Dec 2025 12:17 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6ywdejqjc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3m66ixlhkms2cI’m wearing a wig22 Nov 2025 00:08 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3m66ixlhkms2chttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3m63echizbs2bPATH! OF! DEATH!20 Nov 2025 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3m63echizbs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/polarispresident.bsky.social/post/3m5eetv63q22lMama used to say “eat your greens” and that’s why I eat every amoeboid I see! 👽💚11 Nov 2025 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:ac45akt52wc4cdkfhem6j6ln/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5eetv63q22l