Musician. Unreliable narrator. Earth worm rescuer. Litter patrol. Skeeball Champion. Debut album: Table for One, Party of Two out now 🖤 https://open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD3VHCSS4BfBHXrxNf?si=snwo0ZCISSC3aEQm6PfeUAhttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lq4rtqixlc25It’s always “I’m here if you ever need to talk” until I’m explaining the rankings of my top ten favorite bears. And then it’s “that’s not what I meant” and “I think you should find a therapist better suited to your needs.”27 May 2025 03:49 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq4rtqixlc25https://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lotbjb5jls2gI think half of my role as a musician is to bully people into paying attention to me. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 May 2025 15:38 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lotbjb5jls2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lor3jcjv7c22I am going to hashtag the fk out of this bitch I’m sorry but none of my followers watch my vids so perhaps the hashtag friends will. If not I’m simply cooked on this app and I will accept my demise with grace #rant #musicindustry #singersongwriter #newmusic09 May 2025 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lor3jcjv7c22https://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lopapa6adc26“you think too much.” you’re so right. will you lobotomize me.09 May 2025 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lopapa6adc26https://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3logs3jdde22qWriting songs about workers being used and exploited by major corporations because, well…*gestures around wildly*05 May 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3logs3jdde22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lo2uasbbec22I personally think hospitals should separate the maternity ultrasound area from all other ultrasounds because me crying in a room full of balloons and baby decor while waiting to see if I have cancer seemed to really harsh vibe30 Apr 2025 22:36 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo2uasbbec22https://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lnya7ezodc2wfor anyone who has had a cancer scare, how did you cope while you were waiting for testing/results?29 Apr 2025 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnya7ezodc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lnguh7t5vk25a product will have a million good reviews and I’ll still read those 1 stars like they are god’s final judgement. I don’t care if 50,000 people think these sheets are great. kathy says they wrinkle.22 Apr 2025 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnguh7t5vk25https://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lmg2hud2es2tI didn’t fully commit to this and I’m sorry but now is the time I promise [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Apr 2025 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmg2hud2es2thttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lkqslxbp2k24Singing Billie holiday is truly a test of patience because how did that woman sing this slowly so flawlessly19 Mar 2025 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkqslxbp2k24https://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lmg2gs5vvs2tyeah ok fine I might be having an existential crisis but in my defense this current state of existence is like very much a crisis09 Apr 2025 22:36 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmg2gs5vvs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lkqslxbp2k24Singing Billie holiday is truly a test of patience because how did that woman sing this slowly so flawlessly19 Mar 2025 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkqslxbp2k24https://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3ljv2bfvl6s2qI’ve been thinking about it deeply and I think I’m ready to be unhinged online again08 Mar 2025 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljv2bfvl6s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3ljv26xp6222qBath time08 Mar 2025 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljv26xp6222qhttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lik5qh7wjs2vIt’s almost funny that there are Americans who believe the U.S. has naming rights to international waters because a sentient orange ballsack made a decree like a child emperor. And then the CEO of Google just fell to his knees, whimpering, “y— yes sire. I’ll change the maps.”19 Feb 2025 16:05 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lik5qh7wjs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lhcenofv6c2yfell down the stairs today. why is it called a flight of stairs if gravity is fighting against me. a cruel joke. I was born to step step step and yet I am in my thunk thunk thunk era.03 Feb 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhcenofv6c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lgrdhry5422wMy boss really knows how to start an email28 Jan 2025 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgrdhry5422whttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lglilcd76k24If I was an Uber driver I would just lie. I would become a pathological liar. Tell the most unhinged stories about myself and my life. I used to run an alpaca farm. My mom got me 42 goldfish and they all died within 3 days so now I have attachment issues.25 Jan 2025 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lglilcd76k24https://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lfurb3vw7c2aMy brother’s boyfriend had his younger cousins visiting him in NYC and one of the things they requested to do was go see where Luigi shot the United Healthcare CEO. It was on their list right in between the Statue of Liberty and The Empire State Building.16 Jan 2025 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfurb3vw7c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lfswwpuajc26I don’t enjoy working a corporate job but I have to admit that whenever I lead a call and someone messages me after saying, “great job leading that meeting.” I’m like, thank you for the crumb that sustains me as I starve. thank you for being my candle in the darkness.15 Jan 2025 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfswwpuajc26https://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lfptkufips2sSeeing people ask reddit for advice about cats vs. dogs is hilarious bc I’ll see “how to get my dog to stop barking” and they’ll get a 15 step process to correct the behavior. Then I’ll see “how can I get my cat to stop eating my headphones,” and everyone is like “no. you can’t.”14 Jan 2025 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfptkufips2shttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lfnhv7fbu22jConfession time: I never realized that when a person deactivated their twitter account that their likes disappear, so there was a period of time I was convinced that people kept unliking my album release announcement13 Jan 2025 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfnhv7fbu22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lfnh2c5lp22hbroke: fiction author woke: professional liar13 Jan 2025 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfnh2c5lp22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lfkpapwymk2iMy second cousin just posted an IG story for her dad who is in prison saying “free him regardless” and I’m like babe regardless of what??? His guilt??? he cut off his girlfriend’s nipples while she was fully conscious, I think he’s right where he supposed to be.12 Jan 2025 17:03 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfkpapwymk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lepi3kkhy22iNothing makes me feel better than my uber driver talking shit about their other passengers to me. Our uber driver just said, “You can’t trust any people. I’m not talking about you guys.” Like yes, thank you. I am better than everyone else.01 Jan 2025 21:13 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lepi3kkhy22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lep5vb5lv22iMy Mom signed us up for an Apple family plan which means all of my family’s devices are on the “find my” app. Every once and awhile I like to hit the “play sound” button so their phone or apple watch beeps somewhere in the house.01 Jan 2025 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lep5vb5lv22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lemmaj5l4c2fI would like to be on a boat again instead of sitting on my hands in bed bc my house is so cold31 Dec 2024 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lemmaj5l4c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lejw6qc4d22b30 Dec 2024 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lejw6qc4d22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/slizagna.bsky.social/post/3lehogwbyt22zDecided to write a song about falling in love as if it was a place to find and not a feeling to chase ♥️ #originalmusic #singersongwriter #acoustic29 Dec 2024 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:acc2qo7a2l5ihrpkqhaaaa3x/app.bsky.feed.post/3lehogwbyt22z