Devoutly sardonic. IR/NATSEC/CCMD meme enjoyer. Professional power-point maker. Accepting my fate as a character in a Joseph Heller novel and it's not even the good one.https://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3mkvoulth3224I'm making childsplaining a thing. It's like mansplaining, but instead it's when a Zoomer leftist who watched a YouTube video starts lecturing an IR/NATSEC professional on Israel-Palestine.02 May 2026 22:27 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvoulth3224https://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3mivwi2wgpk2eSacrificing critical infrastructure to control the information environment. Could be viewed as garden variety authoritarianism, vain selfishness, complete incompetence, or a combination of all three. However... [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3mivwi2wgpk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3mivts5pans2e[screams internally and externally] https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/03/trump_cisa_budget/07 Apr 2026 13:05 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3mivts5pans2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3migmuvoazc2tHere, I fixed your headline for you [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Apr 2026 11:51 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3migmuvoazc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3mgkigrju4s24New NATSEC trolley problem just dropped. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Mar 2026 13:52 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgkigrju4s24https://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3mg4qp2hnqc27An attempt was made [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Mar 2026 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg4qp2hnqc27https://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3mfytkppjqs2x [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Mar 2026 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfytkppjqs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3merzunp5c22a [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Feb 2026 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3merzunp5c22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3mbmx3mv3vs2dThis whole thing has, of course, resulted in a great many people with little to no experience in NATSEC or with the military confidently spouting off about what should be/have been done by the military. It's infuriating and exhausting.04 Jan 2026 22:14 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbmx3mv3vs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3mbivcb7lu22p*Can't sleep. Finish movie. Check Milsky before trying again to sleep.* Guys, what the actual fuck is happening right now03 Jan 2026 07:31 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbivcb7lu22phttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3mbfsghmlbk2zCatch-22, of course. Heavily and arbitrarily redacted. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Jan 2026 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbfsghmlbk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3m6isrkrja22b“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits: [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Nov 2025 02:30 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6isrkrja22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3m4q4p4pek22kJD Vance: [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Nov 2025 13:26 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4q4p4pek22khttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3m4mozbwflc27The shift in balance of power presented as shot and chaser. Waltz somewhere feeling validated and shaking his head, as the U.S. no longer meets his second requirement. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Nov 2025 04:43 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4mozbwflc27https://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3m4fzklfbxc2m [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Oct 2025 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4fzklfbxc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3m3wqp4w5gc2nJust Olympic gold medal ball gargling [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Oct 2025 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3wqp4w5gc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3m3rsmxkwxk2e*screams internally* [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Oct 2025 12:06 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3rsmxkwxk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3m3cy5o24522sExactly this. And also - do people not realize the compounding nature of this issue? They think it works so well (it doesn't) when the source knowledge is majority human generated but there will rapidly come a time when that ratio flips. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Oct 2025 14:35 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3cy5o24522shttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3m2d3bzrig22bUmmm why did my whole feed suddenly switch to nothing more recent than 2 days ago? Milsky, come back to me. I'm missing all the takes.03 Oct 2025 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2d3bzrig22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3ly6a35w2vc2wThinking about all the SOPs and templates I'm going to have to update [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2025 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly6a35w2vc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3lxpwwgiopk2rLove it when a book you pre-ordered arrives on a long weekend. Looking forward to digging in, @warmatters.bsky.social!31 Aug 2025 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxpwwgiopk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3lw4scllv3c2pBeen intending to start Patriot since @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social recommending at the old place, finally got around to it. Upside: Probably most apt time of my life to watch it. A perfect show. Downside: I finished it and now I'm forever mad at one of my favorite posters.11 Aug 2025 12:28 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw4scllv3c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3lv2rfkv6kk2xAhhh, yes. My people. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2025 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv2rfkv6kk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3lstrnpzynk2pI read "strategic communications" and thought maybe there was still hope for soft power but then came to my senses and realized they likely mean "strategically removing any scary woke words from all communications" [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jun 2025 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3lstrnpzynk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/noodlescooked.bsky.social/post/3lsekeljgts2r [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jun 2025 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:acsed2a3fcvfdec2gutwzj37/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsekeljgts2r