🪱 | Chef | Teacher | Dungeon Master for Monsters & Mince Podcast | One half of Talkin’ Mince Podcast | 🪱https://bsky.app/profile/cunnus.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cunnus.bsky.social/post/3lxuni23q722aShe honkin on my shoo until I mimimimi02 Sep 2025 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:acyqj5nloube6fizzm2hturb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxuni23q722ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cunnus.bsky.social/post/3kfs7eb6bys2mGiein it the big ASIMO walk through the town yesterday cause of the ice and I seen some cunt sprinting through the welly like the flash. Well and truly feelin my thirties.05 Dec 2023 11:13 +0000at://did:plc:acyqj5nloube6fizzm2hturb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfs7eb6bys2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cunnus.bsky.social/post/3kd5tehjj4c2zFaerûn to ban all XL Bullywugs by the end of 1492 DR.01 Nov 2023 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:acyqj5nloube6fizzm2hturb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd5tehjj4c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/cunnus.bsky.social/post/3kckzlkml5c2uAm knackered man.25 Oct 2023 10:26 +0000at://did:plc:acyqj5nloube6fizzm2hturb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kckzlkml5c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cunnus.bsky.social/post/3kbyhx2e6eu2mMyself and three other friends just spent 2hrs (they were longer) organising our DayZ base. It’s a thing of beauty that’ll last a few days before people start putting things in the wrong place, or we get raided. But damn our armoury looks cool.18 Oct 2023 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:acyqj5nloube6fizzm2hturb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbyhx2e6eu2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/cunnus.bsky.social/post/3kbng2imosu2lSo I’m doing chaos karaoke with the gang tonight. Everyone has a number 1-8. We roll a d8 and whoever’s number it lands on has to sing. Then we roll a d20 to see what song it is. Crit fail means the group decides what song the victim sings. Natty 20 means they pick who sings & what song.13 Oct 2023 15:49 +0000at://did:plc:acyqj5nloube6fizzm2hturb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbng2imosu2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/cunnus.bsky.social/post/3kbleswpmg326Mind the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry drugs a woman so he can play with her collectible toys, then invites George to do the same, then Elaine ends up doing it and the only person that sees a problem with it is Kramer?12 Oct 2023 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:acyqj5nloube6fizzm2hturb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbleswpmg326https://bsky.app/profile/cunnus.bsky.social/post/3kbldlvrox52k“Come on…” *checks note on my sweaty hand* “Scoflam!”12 Oct 2023 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:acyqj5nloube6fizzm2hturb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbldlvrox52khttps://bsky.app/profile/cunnus.bsky.social/post/3kbaxunis2l2wStarted my new job today! (Playing Day Z again)08 Oct 2023 17:03 +0000at://did:plc:acyqj5nloube6fizzm2hturb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbaxunis2l2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cunnus.bsky.social/post/3kb74h4ugjl27The past month I’ve felt like I’ve been in a 90’s sitcom. I spoke to a lass who went to school with someone named ‘Seven’, I’ve met pals in a coffee shop regularly for the first time in ages, a friend used, and was caught, using a disabled toilet, and I just got offered free cable (fire stick).07 Oct 2023 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:acyqj5nloube6fizzm2hturb/app.bsky.feed.post/3kb74h4ugjl27