I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.https://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3ml4pqxnvqk25@bennington.bsky.social too late for banana content? https://www.facebook.com/share/1Ggj5tdQAN/?mibextid=wwXIfr05 May 2026 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4pqxnvqk25https://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3mjsmxdt27s23Hands down, the greatest c*ckblock in video game history.18 Apr 2026 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsmxdt27s23https://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3mgvmcxl34k2yFilming my first topical gay porn tomorrow, titled "The Not-So-Straight of Hormuz." Wish me luck!13 Mar 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgvmcxl34k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3meo3tmy66s2kNothing makes you feel more like a fitness guru than an infant grabbing your neck waddle for all they’re worth.12 Feb 2026 13:27 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3meo3tmy66s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3me4nfqxux22dThis wasn’t coincidence.05 Feb 2026 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3me4nfqxux22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3m4enolxels2fI bet the Germans have a term for the anxiety that arises from making sure your nuggets and dipping sauce run out at the same time.29 Oct 2025 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4enolxels2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3m3x5uj7u6k23Like any gourmand, my criteria for judging good sushi are: 1. Did it get me violently ill? And 2. Was it on sale?24 Oct 2025 15:10 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3x5uj7u6k23https://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3m3vetvelzk2lWays to make "Love is Blind" entertaining 1. Mix in some real uglies. Not even average - butt fuggos 2. Make some contestants AI. Anyone falling for the AI has to legally marry a Fleshlight taped to a Roomba 3. Anyone who utters the phrase "trust the process" is shot into the vacuum of space23 Oct 2025 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3vetvelzk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3lt6i4fhq5k25Photos of my dad before and after he assassinated the padishah of Qatar and usurped his throne.05 Jul 2025 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt6i4fhq5k25https://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3lsoav6aqac26In a lifetime of misspellings of my name, this is a top three finisher.28 Jun 2025 13:24 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsoav6aqac26https://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3lsfpspvnms2e@angelamelini.bsky.social happy you migrated over here!25 Jun 2025 03:57 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsfpspvnms2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3ls2cuer4ds22After eight films in the series, we need to acknowledge these were very possible missions. He’s gone eight-for-eight. Even Mission: Improbable is a stretch.20 Jun 2025 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls2cuer4ds22https://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3lpejaqwqms2xYeah…”pretending” [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2025 12:11 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpejaqwqms2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3ljnqoyhahc2l05 Mar 2025 19:47 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljnqoyhahc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3lfink6hhfs2dCoverage making it seem like the Houston Texans want to piss gasoline on the LA wildfires11 Jan 2025 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfink6hhfs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3leuqxxftjk25Taking bets on what color these come out tomorrow03 Jan 2025 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3leuqxxftjk25https://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3letosn2ozc2g#1: dollars for dinner03 Jan 2025 13:24 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3letosn2ozc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3ldujcgkkcs2oIt should have been Jose.22 Dec 2024 03:52 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldujcgkkcs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3ldsylajzns2kI’ve never identified more with a video game character.21 Dec 2024 13:21 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldsylajzns2khttps://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3ld4awkud4c22As the CEO of my own business, I gotta admit, my ego's a little bruised that no one's tried to assassinate me.12 Dec 2024 12:19 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld4awkud4c22https://bsky.app/profile/papasbasement.bsky.social/post/3ld2c6ukcis2bDoes anyone else purchase gingerbread homes only to eat the components unassembled because, in the end, all is dust?11 Dec 2024 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:ae6jvgsi46e2k5sslnoiwts2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld2c6ukcis2b