D&D forever DM, Card Games Enjoyer, Butler to Two Cats, married to a beautiful gremlin My Gramma taught me to make the meanest chili in the Great Lakes Region Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, love without fear. LGBTQIA+, he/him 28 years oldhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lx4gz7wouk2jYou know what would be funny is if Christians were right about the Rapture, but it already happened a while ago and only a few people were good enough to actually get taken, so nobody noticed and now they're all just waiting for it while the world's already destroying itself24 Aug 2025 02:32 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx4gz7wouk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lx3bl2dc6k2xI firmly contend that the best smell in the world is butter, onions and garlic frying in a pan23 Aug 2025 15:21 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx3bl2dc6k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lwzcxeifac2qLook buddy don't try to act all sad with me If you want to go outside this is the price22 Aug 2025 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwzcxeifac2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lwfurrrvks24Might as well post this here too. I feel like my pen work is getting better. Too bad I'm using it for stuff like this.15 Aug 2025 03:07 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwfurrrvks24https://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lw6lz6pms22jUnmitigated horse girl aura12 Aug 2025 05:41 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw6lz6pms22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lvroqotvik2hWell damn, I thought I was pretty well hidden07 Aug 2025 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvroqotvik2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3luokxqfvas2zOnly fellow horse people enjoyers will understand24 Jul 2025 03:15 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3luokxqfvas2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lum2crnew22723 Jul 2025 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lum2crnew227https://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lujudolgfc2lShe's a cryptid. There's no other way to put it https://media.tenor.com/AAZgQPcc4vwAAAAC/golshi-goldship.gif?hh=465&ww=49822 Jul 2025 06:19 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lujudolgfc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lujn4uoxys2vWhat on earth is up with this creature22 Jul 2025 04:10 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lujn4uoxys2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3luj77llwr22uI don't have to sit here and get bullied by my wife pretending to be my GPS, I won't take it anymore22 Jul 2025 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3luj77llwr22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3luc5zdmkus2kFollowup: Average convo with my wife [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jul 2025 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3luc5zdmkus2khttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3luasqtgmkc2fAverage convo with my sister18 Jul 2025 15:57 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3luasqtgmkc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3luasasm3tc2iPut pomegranate seeds in your fruit salad. Trust me. It's special.18 Jul 2025 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3luasasm3tc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lu6c6nzn3s27Hopelessly trapped between needing to feed her extra so she starts growing to a proper size, and having to wash her butt every time she uses the litter box because she doesn't know how to squat so she just sits her dumb ass all the way down. I love this little ratscal17 Jul 2025 15:55 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu6c6nzn3s27https://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lu6bylhoms27If you see this post a vampire [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Jul 2025 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu6bylhoms27https://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lu4n7jxvxk2kLike sister like sister (Snapper on the left, 2024. Karma on the right, 2025.)17 Jul 2025 00:07 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu4n7jxvxk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lu4e4lmtzc2nShe's hiding angrily in her nest cuz she's mad I gave her a bath rather than allow her to continue being covered in her own poopy16 Jul 2025 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu4e4lmtzc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lu4clbpsoc2bThis is the THIRD bath I've had to give her today16 Jul 2025 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu4clbpsoc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3lu2nc6i7s223She's a 10 but she looks like the Mexican Alien mummy and she always falls asleep in the middle of dinnertime16 Jul 2025 05:03 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu2nc6i7s223https://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3ltwtcr5vck2dActual slop baby (I know it looks as if I'm clutching her like an eldritch blade but I'm grasping her very gently here, she's just super skinny)14 Jul 2025 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltwtcr5vck2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3ltwj37jg3k2qDon't let the door hit ya where the good lawd split ya [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2025 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltwj37jg3k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3ltwimtsxpk2qIf you asked me a year ago what I thought I'd be doing in the summer of 2025, "helping my spouse inject water directly into the back folds of a screaming cat twice a day or else it will die" would not have been anywhere on the list14 Jul 2025 13:29 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltwimtsxpk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3ltwdhg3jic2kLately I been trying to be nicer about music that might not necessarily be to my taste, but right now they're playing memories by maroon 5 over the sound system and I gotta say This is fuckin dogshit bro14 Jul 2025 11:56 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltwdhg3jic2khttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3ltwbmd2kh22tI don't normally ask for this kind of thing but fuck it, if there's even a chance it helps I'm game: if any of y'all wanna put this kitten in your prayers or hopes or good vibes or anything, her name is Karma, she's 8 weeks old yesterday, and she needs all the good luck the universe will spare her [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2025 11:23 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltwbmd2kh22thttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3ltwb5vn7ac2tI know the problems don't stop here. Soon she's gonna get big and strong enough to chew on my Christmas lights and then I'm gonna have to take them down. I'm pretty excited to see what her real personality is like when she's not dedicating all her time and energy to staying alive. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2025 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltwb5vn7ac2thttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3ltwaukrebc2tWhen we got this fuzzball she was starving and dehydrated, and we've fed her with a syringe because she wasn't weaned properly. I wasn't expecting to start sobbing like a baby when she started eating independently this morning but whatever. She got so tired eating on her own that she fell asleep.14 Jul 2025 11:10 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltwaukrebc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3ltwakf4jhs2tI think that a big part of suddenly becoming the caretaker for an 8 week old kitten has been learning to accept that sometimes everything will smell like poop, and there's nothing I can do about it, and that's okay.14 Jul 2025 11:04 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltwakf4jhs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/purple-krunchrat.bsky.social/post/3ltvgfnsuc22uWell what's even the fuckin point then just drink water14 Jul 2025 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:ahgotnpodm7deevbpm2sewes/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltvgfnsuc22u