https://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3mlz655mjdc25Beating off into a condom is fucking magic bro zero clean up17 May 2026 01:04 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlz655mjdc25https://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3mlu4r36ttc2hserpentine clit and labias like pastramis15 May 2026 00:56 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlu4r36ttc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml7yccnauk2fI can’t say what must be done without getting banned [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7yccnauk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml7xgjajpc2fShould I post on this account or my unbanned main07 May 2026 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7xgjajpc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml6kh2ojas2mTo be clear I was actively trying to not drink. Back to hotel by 9. In bed by 11. Still awful [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 11:02 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6kh2ojas2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml6izhnamc2mGot a whopping 4 hours and 45 minutes of sleep. Gotta love biz travel06 May 2026 10:37 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6izhnamc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml5p3arvms2vpls stop sending me butthole paintings06 May 2026 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5p3arvms2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml5o5fgeks2pWhat’s up brothers n sister06 May 2026 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5o5fgeks2phttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml5nkoynkc2pCould you imagine being one of those poor fucks on a cruise ship with a haunta virus out break Jesus Christ06 May 2026 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5nkoynkc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml5n4gk4ek2pOut being a how twink06 May 2026 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5n4gk4ek2phttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml5mbv2kds2pam I doing good daddy06 May 2026 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5mbv2kds2phttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml5i23hctk2sBack on twitter I had this weird republican guy who was like president of a maga Pr firm follow me. He someone Loved a bunch of my posts. Still bewildered06 May 2026 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5i23hctk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml5hn62kjk2sAI is for virgins06 May 2026 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5hn62kjk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml4zqopbn22sSometimes u have to market urself05 May 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4zqopbn22shttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml4znzgyx22sget in on the ground floor cause more than like 200 mufos makes my adhd head spin in circles05 May 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4znzgyx22shttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml4znzgyx22sget in on the ground floor cause more than like 200 mufos makes my adhd head spin in circles05 May 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4znzgyx22shttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml4zkqeakc2sreplying to you until u realize it’s a new account05 May 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4zkqeakc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml4zk66bis2smy real homies ride or die05 May 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4zk66bis2shttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml4zfpkods2smaking the executive decision to rebuild on this one. Fuck clout05 May 2026 20:24 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4zfpkods2shttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml4vcont3s2swhat’s up yo https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/e9/42/e8mskn0l.gif?hh=274&ww=499&mp4=YVcHChB1lZR4lg&webm=DvJJqFC5tRolZfo05 May 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4vcont3s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml4hsc6pak2gmight go follow for follow05 May 2026 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4hsc6pak2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml4cmbmkv22aseeing ice companies who sell bags of ice at the gas station adopt slogans like “better than homemade”. Buddy it’s frozen water.05 May 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4cmbmkv22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml4ck7lavs2apracticing being zen online05 May 2026 13:35 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4ck7lavs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml367kha3c2di feel immediate kinship with anyone else who loves spontaneous and wild ales05 May 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml367kha3c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml34ibome22dthis is the most bizarre way i've seen to use the internet [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 02:14 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml34ibome22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml346siwas2dthe knicks deserve to lose because the MSG facility is wired up like the CIA they can track what kind of dump you take if oyu shit there its 198405 May 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml346siwas2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/alternative-bolty.bsky.social/post/3ml33xx2t7s2dbuying a cycling jersey with my cat's picture on it05 May 2026 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:aikf5lsj4azdafx37jvjkq32/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml33xx2t7s2d