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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>NPR White House correspondent. National Murrow Award Winner. Former Vox, USN&amp;WR. Tariff explainer. Masculinity politics expert. Native Iowan. Jesus freak. Real piece of work.&#xA;&#xA;daniellekurtzleben.substack.com</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social</link><title>@titonka.bsky.social - Danielle Kurtzleben</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mk6ec2gr3k2t</link><description>A thing I think about a lot: Many of us seem to think that the internet, or at least smartphones, are making us all much unhappier. And yet...we don&#39;t do anything about it.&#xA;&#xA;I mean I get why. Inertia, they&#39;re integrated into our lives etc...but seriously we hate our phones. 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Everything everything everything.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Apr 2026 12:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5zm7zaqs23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mk5uwqadv22l</link><description>Shut it down this is the best joke on this site today&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Apr 2026 11:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5uwqadv22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mk3tp3cxkk23</link><description>When I bopped quietly to Gorillaz way back when, little did I know that one day I&#39;d have a 3-year-old who would fixate on them and that they&#39;d slowly take over my life. &#xA;&#xA;Did you know their names are 2D, Russell, Noodle, and Murdoch? Or that the &#34;Clint Eastwood&#34; hook came from a keyboard preset? Or</description><pubDate>22 Apr 2026 15:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3tp3cxkk23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mk3nc4pqps2l</link><description>Relatedly, I have one hell of a project going up soon. I swear it&#39;s coming.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Apr 2026 13:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3nc4pqps2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mk3n5kvt5k2l</link><description>Just a weird Truth Social post from the president. &#xA;&#xA;A fox news clip of a commentator berating Elizabeth Banks re: Iranian women under threat. But also, a TikToker has set clip to a choral version of Madonna&#39;s &#34;Like a Prayer.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;Also he REposted it a minute later.&#xA;&#xA;https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116446328769135923</description><pubDate>22 Apr 2026 13:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3n5kvt5k2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mk3ixbhj7k26</link><description>My people, a stupid decision by one mainstream outlet — or many stupid decisions by that outlet — is not the same as The Media being broken.</description><pubDate>22 Apr 2026 12:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3ixbhj7k26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjzno7fejc24</link><description>Can every piece of clothing I own be a “statement piece”? An experiment…</description><pubDate>21 Apr 2026 18:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzno7fejc24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjsrgeyxdc2y</link><description>“Oh you’re taking a selfie but i should offer to take that photo of you instead” is the most boomer-coded behavior on the planet.</description><pubDate>19 Apr 2026 01:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsrgeyxdc2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjrs2u575s2i</link><description>Ok but also: what did the nine human rings and seven dwarf rings and three elf rings do?</description><pubDate>18 Apr 2026 15:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrs2u575s2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjrkc32rkk2m</link><description>OK but seriously. The tone could have easily slid into camp or silliness or Nolan-ish dark and self-serious. And it NEVER DOES any of those. It just is a storybook you want to live in.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Apr 2026 13:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrkc32rkk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjqc6lcypk2r</link><description>Guys the LOTR movies are flat out miracles.</description><pubDate>18 Apr 2026 01:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjqc6lcypk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjpyqnw4ds2j</link><description>Man the Lena Dunham discourse is yet another opportunity in the endless string of opportunities to say:&#xA;&#xA;Oh wow were we a bunch of sexist a-holes?</description><pubDate>17 Apr 2026 22:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpyqnw4ds2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjp7obb3uc2v</link><description>It is spring. The time has come.</description><pubDate>17 Apr 2026 15:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjp7obb3uc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjowxrfgtk2p</link><description>Ok so has Quentin responded to this yet?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Apr 2026 12:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjowxrfgtk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjnt5khwzc2i</link><description>Here it comes&#xA;Millennium&#xA;And evrybody’s talkin bout&#xA;Jerusalem&#xA;&#xA;Is this the beginning or beginning of the end&#xA;Well I got other thoughts my friend&#xA;&#xA;…&#xA;&#xA;Why yi yi yippee yi yay&#xA;Yippee yi yo &#xA;Yippee yi yaaaaay&#xA;&#xA;(*NSYNC, Space Cowboy)&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Apr 2026 01:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnt5khwzc2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjmp2vyunc2w</link><description>On first dose of ADHD meds and I&#39;m sorry have you people been walking around just able to &#34;concentrate&#34; and &#34;do things&#34; your whole lives you sons of bitches why was I not informed</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 15:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmp2vyunc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjkcnqdl4k2p</link><description>OK, watching the Vance respond to the pope, a hypothesis:&#xA;&#xA;Any Trump VP would/will find it difficult to try to be the MAGA heir. 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Consumer goods are affordable for a lot of people -- you can get a TV or whatever when you want one, a lot of the time without emptying your savings.&#xA;&#xA;But the big LIFE stuff -- a kid, school, health, house -- has just gotten more expensive.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2026 21:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfss6dmws2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjexxfy2cs23</link><description>I will not weigh in on the NIMBY argument on my neighborhood email list.&#xA;I will not weigh in on the NIMBY argument on my neighborhood email list.&#xA;I will not weigh in on the NIMBY argument on my neighborhood email list.&#xA;I will not weigh in on the NIMBY argument on my neighborhood email list.</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2026 13:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjexxfy2cs23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjeupyewxs2r</link><description>Ok but that middle figure in the clouds is giving Witch King of Angmar.</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2026 12:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjeupyewxs2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/titonka.bsky.social/post/3mjdfxt6d7c2h</link><description>Spent nearly four hours straight gardening and like look Xanax is more efficient but still, same effect. The best.</description><pubDate>12 Apr 2026 22:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:algctbk5gub66no2c4bgjiat/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdfxt6d7c2h</guid></item></channel></rss>