(enlarged to show texture)https://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3ml7nrpm6rs2dThere once was a man from Nantucket Who hired me to write a jingle for his landscaping business I said how about one about your huge dong06 May 2026 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7nrpm6rs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3ml7mz73tw22fima be at the DRAW YOUR WEAPONS finale tonight with a live stream Q&A after if you're into that sort of thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_xglSCcNDI https://beacon.tv/content/dyw-e11-going-nuclear06 May 2026 21:21 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7mz73tw22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3ml72drdhzk2zi love you Mike Ivy06 May 2026 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml72drdhzk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3ml3gaovmp22aSuicidal Ideation Whatchamacallit [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 05:09 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3gaovmp22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3ml2n4dmhfk27Han definitely shot first, i remember it being one of the reasons i thought he was a cool as shit badass04 May 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2n4dmhfk27https://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mkm7npjmys2uif it was staged people would have placed insider bets on it29 Apr 2026 04:01 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkm7npjmys2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mkj2lil6wc2ri'm performing this weekend (April 30 - May 2) at the Punch Line in Sacramento with Bobcat Goldthwait, a genuine comedy superhero27 Apr 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkj2lil6wc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mkiuzjgjt22zeyeglasses that scan your retinas and adjust to your prescription [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiuzjgjt22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mkii6yutqk2tjust found out there's a Butthole Cut of Michael where they all have realistic CGI buttholes27 Apr 2026 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkii6yutqk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mkegwf7uxq2eBREAKING: room full of journalists waiting to be told what happened26 Apr 2026 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkegwf7uxq2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mkd7mtcork2mi'm stand-upping with Bobcat Goldthwait at the Punch Line in Sacramento next weekend April 30 May 1-2 if you're into that sort of thing25 Apr 2026 14:07 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkd7mtcork2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mkd62y5q7j2yso it DID happen [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Apr 2026 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkd62y5q7j2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mkbql5en4c2xfam, i honked25 Apr 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbql5en4c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mkbj33e2fc2blove and support to my Armenian friends today and every day24 Apr 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbj33e2fc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mk6ic7whts27Jello Biafra's real name: Jell-O Biafra23 Apr 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6ic7whts27https://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mjzszfimos2vduring intermission at Lucha VaVoom Garry Shandling pointed at me from across the room and mouthed "you... very funny" and gave me a nodding thumbs up. he could not have been more deliberate or serious [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzszfimos2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mjzqqfin7k2jMoo Deng canceling last minute really ruined Coachella for me21 Apr 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzqqfin7k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mjxbhkwmlc2nwith Dr. Demento at his retirement party in Long Beach yesterday20 Apr 2026 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjxbhkwmlc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mjrwwqrjhk2kmore D&D kicks off at 11:30 AM PST, it's lots and lots of fun [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrwwqrjhk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mjp7nx6phc2zi'm playing D&D live today with these wonderful folks at 11:30PST if you're into that sort of thing [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 15:14 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjp7nx6phc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mjo7i7qrwc24this album is a masterpiece and i am not kidding [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 05:38 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjo7i7qrwc24https://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mjnzvotfm22qWhen I get there she's got incense, wine and candles, it's such a freaky scene (Rick 7:14) [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 03:58 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnzvotfm22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mjnzmebzls25i am on this show [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 03:53 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnzmebzls25https://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mjk7bwmihs25if you like the Smothers Brothers you'll love the Smisters Sisters15 Apr 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjk7bwmihs25https://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3l6zv3i5r4g2pMr. Mxyzptlk: oh for fuck's sake21 Oct 2024 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3l6zv3i5r4g2phttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mjidouxjxk2zi'm doing Scot Nery's BOOBIETRAP tomorrow night in Santa Monica so i guess it works https://boobiela.com/14 Apr 2026 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjidouxjxk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mji7jjvhe22ai'm playing D&D on livestream with my Irish friends in The Emerald Collective this Friday and Saturday if you're into that sort of thing [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Apr 2026 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mji7jjvhe22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/blainecapatch.bsky.social/post/3mja4anpors2yif today is Saturday then this is tonight11 Apr 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:alybd2sm6xv3joplqz2f3vqu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mja4anpors2y