Satanic Buddhist and progressive hater of centrist corporate do-nothing Democrats. Also: Agile Coach, soccer fanatic. USMNT and USWNT. Seattle sports teams. Developer. Please don't DM me without permission.https://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mnngv4dols2gAnother goal conceded by Robinson. Not only should he not be on the field, he should be watching this on TV. We're not playing CONCACAF scrubs anymore. #usmnt #usager06 Jun 2026 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnngv4dols2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mnnfpw2xq22gIf #USMNT can tie Germany, even in a friendly, with Ream and Robinson as CBs, we got a real chance to make a deep run. #USAvGER #USAGER06 Jun 2026 19:38 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnnfpw2xq22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mmk5w7rl2s2nHow are "sliding gloves" legal in #mlb? Are there regulations on length? How soon will a player with a 12" glove steal 200 bases?23 May 2026 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmk5w7rl2s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mmk4kgukqk2nWill strongly worded letters be more effective once feckless Democrats are in the majority?23 May 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmk4kgukqk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mmk4g6ctos2nWhy is #tRump like an atom? He makes up everything23 May 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmk4g6ctos2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mm7ktrt5cx22"Apparently people are upset for some reason about billionaires stealing natural resources to power AI to steal humans’ work to steal humans’ jobs." https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/trump-to-pay-his-workers-for-once?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web19 May 2026 14:07 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7ktrt5cx22https://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mm7kmsilqp2e"Monday’s arrest warrant is one of the rare times prosecutors have taken action against ICE. The soft-on-crime federal government has failed to go after these recidivist criminals and provides them with funding." https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/trump-to-pay-his-workers-for-once?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web19 May 2026 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7kmsilqp2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mlyowmpgtc2z@aron-ra.bsky.social Not sure if you noticed, but you seem to be leading the #PgaChampionship ATM 😎16 May 2026 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyowmpgtc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mlyjfomv422z#PGA when the scoreboard has tied players, shouldn't the ones with the most holes left be at the top since they have the better chances of improving their score.16 May 2026 18:53 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyjfomv422zhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mlvnsf7fwp2m"Other possible U.S. demands include painting its reflecting pools blue, as well as renaming the country Trump-Cuba and its capital Havanka." https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/us-now-war-criming-entire-island?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web15 May 2026 15:33 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvnsf7fwp2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mltzxahabu2e#tRump defends sucking off baby dicks. I wish I was trolling. https://youtu.be/DolxlBuH6lY?si=2UuTDIx7Lmuu9-_815 May 2026 00:06 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltzxahabu2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mlszggnyzr2n"the lie that 9/11 happened due to lack of communication not due to Pres. George W. Bush dismissing the warning communication that was communicated to his dim, fatuous, failson face." https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/vance-gets-his-own-war-against-the?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web14 May 2026 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlszggnyzr2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mlrr7cq6vc2u@andrew_wiebe@sportsbots.xyz 42 minute Sounders v Earthquakes. Handball or foul on Kossa-Rienze?14 May 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrr7cq6vc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mlr25oie4n2d"According to CNN, “Since last year, CIA operatives inside Mexico have directly participated in deadly attacks on several, mostly mid-level [alleged] cartel members.” According to Webster, “deadly attacks” are “murders.” https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/trump-ends-79-year-streak-of-empathy?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web13 May 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr25oie4n2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mlr24k5qek2n"Democrats can either rig the machine to squeak out marginal victories — or they can focus on what goes into the machine by giving voters what they want: Free shit paid for by taking our money back from Wall Street brigands." https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/supreme-court-now-moving-at-the-speed?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web13 May 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr24k5qek2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mlog5ni3hw2m"Democrats can either rig the machine to squeak out marginal victories — or they can focus on what goes into the machine by giving voters what they want: Free shit paid for by taking our money back from Wall Street brigands." https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/supreme-court-now-moving-at-the-speed?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web12 May 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlog5ni3hw2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mlezsvsimd2eCurious if the confederates had won and we split into the functional and disfunctiional states of America, would we be better off?09 May 2026 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlezsvsimd2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/curtisrcooley.bsky.social/post/3mleovdy7st2wI see a lot of rankings of Tarantino movies. I see Django Unchained often 5 or above. That makes me think y'll haven't seen Django. Or The Good The Bad And The Ugly. Or Once Upon a Time In the West. Django Unchained is an Omage to one of the best directors of our time's inspiration. And he nails it.08 May 2026 21:38 +0000at://did:plc:amlkenis6oehapcaqkjfsxye/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleovdy7st2w