<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>The After Party Party (TAPP) is your favorite post-political party. Left is right, right is left, and we only accept worthless crypto. No platform, no candidates, just vibes. Tell everyone about The After Party. Twice.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theafterparty.party</link><title>@theafterparty.party - The After Party Party</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theafterparty.party/post/3ltkpeokbes25</link><description>We read the news so you don’t have to.&#xA;&#xA;Today’s summary:&#xA;• Billionaires: still rich&#xA;• Climate: still broken&#xA;• Politicians: still yelling&#xA;&#xA;TAPP’s solution? Group nap. And snacks.&#xA;&#xA;#TAPP #SnoozeTheNews #PoliticalSiesta</description><pubDate>09 Jul 2025 20:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:aox6hlt7dmsbg6btnfqtfsc4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltkpeokbes25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theafterparty.party/post/3lrjprgi4wk2k</link><description>We&#39;re not claiming to be better or faster. &#xA;&#xA;We might be cheaper and easier.&#xA;&#xA;BUT our drinks are definitely stronger. &#xA;&#xA;#TAPP #leaveyourBSatthedoor</description><pubDate>14 Jun 2025 00:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:aox6hlt7dmsbg6btnfqtfsc4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrjprgi4wk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theafterparty.party/post/3lrb4bdkgfs2h</link><description>Left? Right? Nah.&#xA;&#xA;We moonwalk sideways through the wreckage of democracy.&#xA;&#xA;#TAPP #TheAfterPartyParty</description><pubDate>10 Jun 2025 14:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:aox6hlt7dmsbg6btnfqtfsc4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrb4bdkgfs2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theafterparty.party/post/3lqxef4gqms2t</link><description>The first rule of The After Party is:&#xA;Tell everyone about The After Party.&#xA;&#xA;The second rule is:&#xA;Seriously, tell everyone.&#xA;&#xA;#TheAfterParty #TAPP</description><pubDate>06 Jun 2025 17:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:aox6hlt7dmsbg6btnfqtfsc4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqxef4gqms2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theafterparty.party/post/3lqqro7a4xc2g</link><description>Opened the fridge to decide what to make for dinner, forgot what I was doing, and am now deep into a bottle of wine. &#xA;&#xA;Life happens. Roll with it. &#xA;&#xA;#politicianslie</description><pubDate>04 Jun 2025 02:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:aox6hlt7dmsbg6btnfqtfsc4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqqro7a4xc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theafterparty.party/post/3lqqldduvfk2t</link><description>We watched The Death of Stalin and laughed until we realized we weren’t just watching history - we were watching a mirror.&#xA;Satire is how you stay sane in a world that’s gone full autocrat-core.&#xA;&#xA;Excellent read from Big Picture Film Club:&#xA;https://bigpicturefilmclub.com/why-political-satire-remains-crucial-in-2025/&#xA;&#xA;#TAPP #SatireSaves</description><pubDate>04 Jun 2025 00:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:aox6hlt7dmsbg6btnfqtfsc4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqqldduvfk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theafterparty.party/post/3lqqkknezms2t</link><description>We don’t lean left or right. We lean on the bar and order another round of accountability.&#xA;&#xA;#TAPP #PoliticsArentReal</description><pubDate>04 Jun 2025 00:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:aox6hlt7dmsbg6btnfqtfsc4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqqkknezms2t</guid></item></channel></rss>