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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>slapping your nuts with the shittingest uncle joel facts daily¹&#xA;&#xA;(¹not daily)&#xA;[NOT JOEY, HE DOESN&#39;T HAVE A BSKY]</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social</link><title>@vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social - Vinesauce Joel Facts</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3munuf6nlrk2p</link><description>FACT:</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 01:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3munuf6nlrk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mub2kbr6xk2g</link><description>-1 year until BALD&#xA;fecalfunny.com</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 23:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mub2kbr6xk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mu6yycypws25</link><description>HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY&#xA;he is 3 year old :)</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 04:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6yycypws25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mtf72ha6o224</link><description>MEAN‼️&#xA;HE LIVE (i got the notification late i missed YAP MASSACRE)&#xA;fecalfunny.com</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 21:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtf72ha6o224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mstgvu43jc2l</link><description>JOEY LIVE HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREN MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!&#xA;fecalfunny.com&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/e293a233a303a98e471f78d04e13a1b0/d0/13/MqdKaBNE.gif?hh=498&amp;ww=498&amp;mp4=wpm9jrp3XX6w7ZhLN5v&amp;webm=cX2bW1Tn9ZPy0</description><pubDate>11 Aug 2026 20:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstgvu43jc2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mqx7wmtdok2j</link><description>he live i think&#xA;fecalfunny.com&#xA;&#xA;i should learn the schedule i feel</description><pubDate>18 Jul 2026 21:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqx7wmtdok2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mqx666snhs2j</link><description>joel shaped creature&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Jul 2026 21:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqx666snhs2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mqsn66wupc2k</link><description>YODA CAME HOME (HE LIVE)&#xA;fecalfunny.com</description><pubDate>17 Jul 2026 01:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqsn66wupc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mqiiwitlvc2n</link><description>FACT:</description><pubDate>13 Jul 2026 01:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqiiwitlvc2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mq64truqos2i</link><description>my power is out but joey live and TIFA IS IN THE ITALIAN SENATE????? AND MARIO OGREDOSED ON BEN AND DRILL!!!!!!! NO MORE LUGI FORESKIN&#xA;&#xA;fecalfunny.com</description><pubDate>08 Jul 2026 22:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq64truqos2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3morcqmty3226</link><pubDate>21 Jun 2026 02:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3morcqmty3226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3morbsf22xk26</link><description>oh shit he live&#xA;fecalfunny.com&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>21 Jun 2026 02:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3morbsf22xk26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mor5sjhll226</link><description>FACT: Joel has been imprisoned within The Dungeon of Torment. Please send sharts and Slayers. Kiss kiss bajs bajs.</description><pubDate>21 Jun 2026 00:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mor5sjhll226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mof3d7d4cs2i</link><description>FACT:  joel has been eaten by a dinosaur and will no longer be able to stream</description><pubDate>16 Jun 2026 05:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mof3d7d4cs2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mnfsdywopc2b</link><description>FACT: Joel has had an immeasurable impact on my humor and way of speaking and I WILL get my revenge for this.</description><pubDate>03 Jun 2026 19:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnfsdywopc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mndhydu3jk2y</link><description>FACT:    joel is live   and ate my grandmother www.twitch.tv/vargskelethor</description><pubDate>02 Jun 2026 20:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mndhydu3jk2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mnbubv6gqk2d</link><description>FACT:   did you know that jo—- HEY. WHATTH E FUCK.   FID YOU SEE THAT.    HELO&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/DAukeivqgR4AAAAC/joel-vargskelethor.gif?hh=476&amp;ww=480</description><pubDate>02 Jun 2026 05:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnbubv6gqk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mnb2ohw2i22n</link><pubDate>01 Jun 2026 21:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnb2ohw2i22n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mnb2jrgtks2s</link><description>donating bits until joel has gay sex on webcam for pride month</description><pubDate>01 Jun 2026 21:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnb2jrgtks2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mnazm3laf22p</link><description>admin number 2 can’t watch the stream bc i’m at work   but ping me if he shows hole</description><pubDate>01 Jun 2026 21:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnazm3laf22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/vargskelethorfacts.bsky.social/post/3mnazjvl7ps2p</link><description>FACT:  illegal joey stream ALERT.    “mr. i don’t show my face”    is supposedly gonna do a facecam stream today.   im so scared fecalfunny.com</description><pubDate>01 Jun 2026 21:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:areephuz2c3trqriyhfetxb4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnazjvl7ps2p</guid></item></channel></rss>